izzy at the end of s1 is so tragic but also kind of hilarious. imagine your husband of 30 years cheats on you, gets dumped by the other guy, cuts off your toe for ??? reasons and STILL makes you act as his mean little attack dog. incredible

Young edizzy undertale collab anyone ???? Just me ??

what is he so short for? for other men to tower over him? Slut

Goldenboy saves lifes 🫡 @hesikia.bsky.social

Izzy “make-use-of-them” Hands VS Nun Hands who’s affronted by the mention of dick.

THIS ONE IS BETTER

Why are very OFMD kinktober list so fucking mid

goldenboy thoughts

the miseducation of ed, cj and izzy 💔

i never showed bsky but this is me and @n4rcissus.bsky.social as pirates✨ (we're in love in every universe)

Ah yes, Business School. (Writing stizzy fics and drawing ponies.)

it is kinda wild how stizzy ended up feeling like the healthiest and strongest leg of steddyhands

Love when people freak out about Rhys selfies because 9/10 times that is just Some Guy to me. Like Stede Bonnet is cutiepie to me, but Rhys typically evokes indiference

Can someone please write my next chapter, thanks.

That's what my nightmares are mad of

Actually I AM **ONE OF THOSE** Izzy fans, yes I fucking hate GB, yes I'll never miss a chance to be LOUD about it, yes I won't live and let live, yes I'm extremely bitter about it, yes I WILL be trolling you and ragebait you then complain about it. I'm a TRUE HATER🗣, and I look GOOD doing it. 🔥🔥🔥

4 hours of sleep. That iron supplement and ritaline better save me

I need Ed to be deeply weird about Stizzy. Like, he's together with Stede and Stizzy are just friends but he's obsessed with the idea that Stede is cheating on him with Izzy. It keeps him up at night and his super annoying about in a way that just brings Stizzy closer together.

He is so stupid looking i love him

ppl will say izzy is bad at his job but his job is being cunty so what now

Type shit Jack be buying Izzy for Valentine's day

these two scenes back to back tho 😌👌

Yk there's one ship I've never understood it's the Swede and Izzy?????

Fine I'll do it myself.

Bring me back to the era where Izzy was trying to kill himself in every fic, where are they now💔

Buttons rock band au, this guy out there stealing souls and jewellery with his army of birds

thinkin about old man tits 💔🥀

Scrolling through my own tiktok posts like damn I'm so based.

So lovely to reunite with the wonderful— wait how did he get so tall?!🏴‍☠️❤️✨ @therealcononeill.bsky.social #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #pirates

God good, Izzy restrain yourself for five minutes and stop staring at your captains ass! You guys remember when people saw this shit in s1 and thought 'yeah, this is definitely a heterosexual', lmfao?

Look at this idiot. I adore him. (Thanks, @ofmdframes.bsky.social )

bro WAS in fact having second thoughts😭😭

Everyone behold, Namgyu is the equivalent of Izzy Hands in the fandom for both his homophobic gay relationship with Thanos AND the hate he's getting within the fandom as well as the very unhinged fans.

Stizzy

Wtf was the post-coital GB scene w/ Izzy about? wrt Ed's, "Fuck off" & "He's jealous"? imo either - he IS jealous (but why's Ed so explicit?) - Ed WANTS him jealous - Ed wants *Stede* to think Izzy's jealous Why tho? Makes me wonder if Ed thinking having sex with Stede was a mistake factors in

SQUID GAME GOLDENBOY SQUID GAME GOLDENBOY SQUID GAME GOLDENBOY

Izzy Hands who's the rat maze, the cheese prize and the one who set it up, Izzy who's the shapeless form hidden in an abstract painting and the painter who hid it. Izzy who's both prisoner and prison guard, and what's been stolen. Izzy Hands who hid himself so well he lost himself.

Lucius Spriggs is the character of all time honestly, he should be added in to every other tv show just to give spicy commentary on events as they unfold.

me and my brain

Merry Yaoimas and a Happy New Yuri !!! My gift to you from GCC 🥰 #izzyhands #cononiell #gapmoe

Lobotomised Izzy AU where it was the only way Stede would accept Izzy on the ship after everything. He made the researches himself in his renewed library, took weeks to earn an inch of Izzy's trust before drugging him and lobotomised him. He'd regret it if this new version wasn't so sweet and calm.

"can we please get our unicorn back?" djenks: we have a unicorn at the inn the "unicorn" at the inn:

i would. i would hold him tight.

Look I DON'T wanna say stizzy is real.. (I do) but he chose the Buff Sporty Competetive Farm Girl who's the Element of Honesty for Stede to have a crush on...

I'm unfollowing anyone on tiktok who dares put GB in MY fyp with their reposts. I'm not gonna be bothered in MY HOUSE on MY WIFI. NO.

Everyone is saying "oh yeah Izzy is the mother of Steddyhands, he babysits them" but put Izzy alone in the same room as Ed and he's ready to jump off three bridges in a row if Ed asked him and gave him puppy eyes.

Yep there's another show ruined, What We Do In The Shadows just had to queerbait everyone with a mid ass underwhelming ending that didn't even make any sense. I'm not even disappointed or sad, it's just so underwhelming.