Bookshelf assembled

Building furniture is not for the weak. I need an Izzy to do this for me

CW tarantulas. Teeny is now mold free

happy belated christmas from my beloved HSG boys :) also on ao3 for your convenience: archiveofourown.org/works/76541891 brief mentions of pee play & public sex, nothing sexual happens on the page

God damn it

poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️

Here is some winter solstice exchange art for @patrike.bsky.social :-) Roach got them a cat

I thought you were happy

Almost 80° on Christmas Eve. I hate it here

I think Stede loves stuffing stockings with little trinkets he finds at thrift stores

Not to make this account solely about my bus complaints but what do you mean I've been waiting for an OUT OF SERVICE BUS

Everyone look at this RIGHT NOW!!!

solstice gift exchange stuff! #stizzy #wetting #suggestiveart #gayart #kinkart #fetishart #leather #smoking #lewdart #izzyhands #stedebonnet

To the bus driver who just drove past me as I waved, I wish you a very crash your bus

captain's carnations, jackedhands x hornigold, 7k, from @lovedhands.bsky.social and i's before the blossom blooms AU, dubiously underage characters, the boys play a drinking game and things get messy bsky.app/profile/flor...

for old time's sake, fang/ed/izzy, 5k, from @lovedhands.bsky.social and i's heart-shaped glasses AU, set right after canon. age difference, pee, top izzy/bottom fang bsky.app/profile/flor...

Me IRL

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Little Stede melting down because he lost the paci Mama got for him (he has plenty he got himself but they're not as special). Izzy gives him his thumb to soothe him and, with his other hand, uses his phone to buy Stede several more

i looove an izzy who's not fully stone but very particular about when and by whom he wants to be touched. service top 90% of the time but every once in a blue moon he'll let ed go down on him, and it's earthshattering every time

The pee tag for Heated Rivalry is depressing. I know Shane is peeing in that uniform /hj

Even in my Shakespeare class

Well I did my best

Seen some braindead posts lately. The guys on HR are grown adults btw

Tapping the sign

I don't care that much about t/b headcanons but also stede is the most specialest boy and needs to be lovingly railed.

It's almost 9pm so my feelings are invalid once again

Nobody wants to be kept a secret 😓

Love the wholesome Kip/Scott moments to heal me from the agony of Shane/Ilya

"I can't believe you're even into me" Kip I understand you lol

I hate having to ask for help, but I am losing half of my next paycheck and need to pay rent, bills, and loan payments. If you can help, that would be awesome. Shares help too. I know everyone is struggling right now. I appreciate your help. ko-fi.com/killerweasel

Ilya watching Shane was hot but I needed more. I needed Shane to get on his knees and elbows on that bed and finger himself knuckle deep while begging for Ilya to fuck him IDK

I get that it's more fun but maybe we can be realistic about this

Ew

BTW it's never cool to explicitly publicly yuck someone's yum and just makes you look like an annoying asshole

Folding his clothes 😭 yeah

I need Ilya carnally

It's time

If I finish my history paper then I get to watch Heated Rivalry. Screaming internally

Lol

Sub Stede's Kinkmas / Day 1: Pussy spanking 👀 AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/75520041 @bottomstedeweek.bsky.social #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw #SubStedeKinkmas25

Killing Ed Teach with five million knives

I'm in my hating Ed Teach era

#SubStedeKinkmas soft and sweet 💕

new toxic waste from @lovedhands.bsky.social and i's before the blossom blooms AU - from an era before stede, this time. enjoy the slop! archiveofourown.org/works/75347326

Just don't think about it

Ugh I just need to not have thoughts past 9pm. My therapist said that's when I'm most myself because when I'm home I stop masking. I hate her for that

Your babygirl kills people

I literally could slurp the germs out of someone's nose nosefrida style and I wouldn't get sick I'm just that powerful