italy based af for this

So Stede left every cent to Mary and his kids, and Ed gave all his money away to ...2 children that look suspiciously like him?

Post something random or you’ll have a december

even if he offed his dad to save his mom, he still had to flee to never see her again. the crew will never see him with the same eyes and i doubt they're ever coming back from that. the kraken killed any meaningful relationship he'd built, and the guilt is eating up at him ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵇᵖᵈ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ

something about the kraken (trying to) kill both ed's family 𝘢𝘯𝘥 found family :(

the best thing abt living in the uk is getting to wake up after all the edizzy americans have been horny posting all night and i get to read thru bsky like it's the world's kinkiest morning newspaper

this was intentional, right? 😭 #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotel2

One thing I hate on tiktok is people opening advent calendars all in one go.. like what is the point fr 💀

The matching scruff is just so... #cononeill

im a slut for cannibalism as a metaphor for love, and it could also be applied to edizzy in a way. as in ed not knowing what to do with Izzy's love (or his own feelings for him) and shoving it back into him? god. /yes im referring to the forced auto-cannibalism scene that's also weirdly SA-coded/

my dad was shocked from watching ep 1 of tlou because "people were eating each other!!" so i said "babes, you're gonna LOVE hannibal"

oh wow we've got dm spam bots on bsky too now? cool. 👍

so i might've told off a car, and sàid car might've chased me down the road. one day these anger issues are gonna get me into some trouble lol

oh yes i love modern AU's

follow me on tiktok for more peakness 😝

he's so smol he's drowning in that coat 🥺

sometimes im jealous of mainstream fandoms cause what do you mean you get official merch... what do you mean getting a new season is only a matter of 'when' and not 'if'... what do you mean there's a meet&greet in your area... what do you mean...........

con’s characters suffering is an art. it’s beautiful and painful to watch

i love GB

the way ed is a guy falling in love for the very first time and a guy with a malewife situationship of twenty odd years at the same time

"izzy isn't the main character" WRONG he's the main character of my HEART

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO FRENCHIE FRIDAY

Lucius: Must be hard not being able to laugh Izzy: I do have a sense of humor you know, Twatty Lucius: I’ve never heard you laugh before Izzy: I’ve never heard you say anything funny Incorrect Sprizzy Quotes

smh his boyfriend isn’t even cold in the ground yet and Steve’s already flirting with his old hookup

horny for one french fry dipped in mayo

do you think the gentleman pirate died in s2? and im not talking about stede.

as a fellow dante, i would be just as dramatic about my pet wombat

why am i feeling maternal over a lonely banana? 😞

bitches will be straight As students and then be unable to read a clock or tie their shoes. I'm bitches

I'm sorry

"He's just so evil" This man literally has bows tied around his elbows because the sleeves of his poofy pirate blouse are too big for him. Be serious please.

i need more cj-centric fics! feel free to recommend any ;)

this is goldenboy to me, he's so very good for his captain.

is it just me or my eye color looks the same as my hair color here?? 🤨

here's a riddle i cooked while sleeping: why does captain hornigold like ricky banes so much?

guess who

well im glad i haven't gone to sleep yet cause damnnnnnn 🫦

giys i think im preganant

💀 I am a WITCH 🧙 and THIS 🐈‍⬛ ☠️ is FRENCHIE FRIDAY 🦴 🎃 HALLOWEEN EDITION 👻

izzy hands in ofmd s1e6:

*sits like an anime girl cutely* 🌸✨💕

Izzy & Blitzy (super late to the trend) #ofmd #helluvaboss

izzy hands, the representation pre-op transmascs needed

Look at this old man oldmanishly operating a mobile phone (sexual)

uhhh excuse me, they have izzy hands in barbie?????