Ed/Izzy.

If you’re in the mood for a lot of berserker zombie alpha cock swinging around like an elephant trunk, watch the new 28 years later. It’s actually a fun movie. Like watching a music video. I haven’t finished it yet so I can’t say it’s necessarily “good”. But it’s visually a feast in a lot of ways.

Lucius would have freaked the fuck out over this outfit.

🌻🌺🌸 Comms are OPEN! 🌸🌺🌻 💘Help me afford my tuition! 💘 🥰 Get sexy pirate art! 🥰 - I'll draw adults doing just about anything, occasionally I'll turn down an idea but it never hurts to ask! - sketches and 'in between' are done in about a week - conventional comms are done in 2-3 weeks - FAQ below

Can’t stand my progressives so I got ombré Amber heart shaped glasses for distance and a cute square green pair with pink protective cover for computer work. Need to take care of the eyes. I swear I have more headaches with progressives.

Is the “war-ravaged” Portland in the room with us now?

Portland:

War-ravaged Portland

I wrote a novel-length #ofmd fanfic about childhood trauma and damaged love, wrapped in Christian symbolism and loosely using demonic possession and the loss of one's soul as a metaphor for said trauma #gentlefiddle #edizzy #nedlow #stedebonnet #izzyhands #edwardteach #luciusspriggs

AO3 outage... this is my longfic to recommend to people.

Read my friend's piece! Are you a fan of that other show with a blonde and brunette? One sassy, one sweet? archiveofourown.org/works/699077...

Now that I get a cubicle off the open floor and in the back, I feel comfortable decorating my space with what I want. Here are the kitty pics I’m gonna put up. Mishka is so photogenic.

you still have time to binge this before ao3 goes down! alternatively, you can download it i guess, but you’ll have to come back to leave me nice comments later 🥺

💘💘💘 for @starswallow.bsky.social !

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

This is why I stick around. For gems like this.

What if it was all of us non-believing, consenting, sex-positive, respectful, compassionate and giving people who were suddenly raptured tomorrow? And the trumpers would be left with their antichrist? I’d pay to see that.

This is the only time I MIGHT be convinced the rapture could actually be tomorrow. It’s supposed to coincide with the coming of the AntiChrist. And he’s here with his false prophecy and lies disguised as the word of God! Buckle up, bitches 💀😉

Edge Lord Champion: The Rapture. It never comes. It’s almost here. It doesn’t come. Oh, it’s close! Nope. Nevermind.

They look very concerned for my pretzel freshness.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

when you got dumps like a truck

Believe it or not, But as of today, I have graduated to only needed therapy every other week per my therapist and I mutually bringing it up. 💅 . It’s good to know I can trust myself. Healing happens.

*twirls hair*

All consensual!😇 #AdamsApple cause I need to draw their size difference from time to time #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAdam #HazbinHotelLucifer #Nsfw #HazbinHotelNsfw

Yaz does OFMD Bisexual Week Fic, a thread 🧵

I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.

I thought, with all the talk of censorship, fear of losing freedom of freak speech, I’d share my OFMD fic again that didn’t get much 💜 bc of the underage content. If you haven’t read it, shared it, nows your chance to support the dark and uncomfortable creators archiveofourown.org/works/607842...

Izzy Hands

Chapter 3 of the Fury Road AU is now posted for the Goldenboy freaks and disgusting old man fuckers! I have increased the chapter count to 4 since this one was getting pretty long. Izzy finally gets to serv(ic)e his god with his own two hands. :) archiveofourown.org/works/694876...

Squished

I must have missed the news where the author, writers, actors, and everyone involved in things like Game of Thrones, Euphoria, millions of other works etc. were all jailed 🤔🤔🤔

I wish I could watch Silence of the Lambs for the first time again.

Gonna go even further: don't refer to it as "consuming media" when doing this. You aren't a consumer - it's not a product. You read books. You look at art. You watch movies and/or videos. Be careful about word choice. Reject "consume" and REJECT "CONTENT." IT IS ART. YOU ARE ENGAGING WITH ART.

I need this table set too.

✨GoldenBoy✨

Two things on FB marketplace I saw today that I want.

Ashes to Ashes Hornigold.

This is @yaz113.bsky.social agenda

I remember when I thought it was weird people would leave comments and chat on PornHub but then I entered fandom and it’s just one big PornHub comment section that spans different social media apps.

What if Izzy was originally charmed by the precocious young Ed, & nothing more. He watched him grow, mature, become a leader, all from a safe distance. Ed fluttered near him, always. A moth drawn to an extinguished flame. He knew Izzy’d never burn him. As they formed the legend of Blackbeard, Izzy +

This piece of art violates Bluesky's new TOS

Another reason I am so happy to start work in the back instead of on our beautiful showroom floor; people who have money, think the people who help them at swanky stores do too. A designer today told me she was going to “boutique name” after our meeting. I said I’d never heard of it and she was

Anyway here are some consenting adults 🦆

putting this on your timeline again

Sorry, but if you can't differentiate fiction from reality, that's a problem with your media literacy - not a problem with the creator behind the fiction you're consuming.

Holy shit. That was so easy. SO EASY!!! Took barely any time and my hands and shoulders didn’t ache afterwards! And it’s way better shredded than my usual Half-assed attempts! BUY IT NOW!