One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

#PickleballIsAlive attn @benrothenberg.bsky.social www.mylifetime.com/movies/a-pic...

My #ESC250 scorecard, submitted last night. I could fill this out ten times over and still have songs I like, but I voted strategically with my top two, and the rest is favorites from 2025 and the recent past.

“do you want anything from McDonald’s” me: round egg please

These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down

on the day of the World Cup draw, a reminder that the coach of the USMNT is an immigrant

quismois 🎄

move over #whamageddon and @littledrummerboychallenge.com earlier today, I regret to inform you that I was Quismoised youtu.be/CfBfjcyEQe4?...

when you get a letter from a Toyota Camry:

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catfishing.net #530 - 7/10 🐟🐈🐈🐟🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐟

this new cast member on Vanderpump Rules has a massive mouth

since today's episode of Canada's Drag Race is the Snatch Game, sharing my celebrity suggestions for future queens: 🥌 Sandra Schmirler 🦫 Madeleine de Verchères 🚺 Professor Tricia from Letterkenny 📰 Ian Hanomansing (or HanoWomansing) 💨 Terrance and Phillip 7️⃣ 7ven from Sort Of

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

🌍 GeoHunter Daily Challenge Dec 4, 2025 Score: 133 | Target: 122 (+11) 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟠 🟡 🟡 🟠 🟡 | 🟩 3/8 geohuntergame.com

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If not food, why food shaped?

This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves

I'm at the combination

Thrice Game #888 → 13 points! 🎲: 3️⃣2️⃣3️⃣3️⃣2️⃣ thricegame.com

my Spotify wrapped top songs is four from Eurovision (🇸🇪🇦🇱🇧🇪🇬🇷) and Cuntissimo

Tonight’s pub trivia song requests, partially inspired by World AIDS Day: 🐻 Foster The People - Helena Beat 🌌 Carly Rae Jepsen - Tonight I’m Getting Over You ❤️‍🔥 Dan Hartman - Relight My Fire 🐅 Baltimora - Tarzan Boy 🔴 Sharon Redd - Never Give You Up 🥲 Amy Winehouse - Tears Dry On Their Own

I yelled

it's december! life is sometimes bleak! here are my 100 favourite songs, and a man's fumbling swerves about why he loves them so much. www.saidthegramophone.com/archives/bes...

I’m happy I signed up for the trivia advent calendar for charity but one of today’s quizzes was a total dud

ANUBIS: Step forth. Your heart shall be weighed against ma’at and your place in the afterlife decided. Questions? ME: Yeah, the jackal head. It’s a pup play thing, right? Because I’m cool with that. ANUBIS: ME: Like, *really* cool with that, handsome. ANUBIS: …I fucking hate my job.

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catfishing.net #525 - 8/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐟 🐈🐈🐈🐟🐈

one of the straightest things I’ve ever done is hit my partner on the arm at the brewery when the tight end on our fantasy team scored a touchdown

no thoughts just spongebob big guy pants ok

My top three from Pan-ArcticVision: 🥇 Saina from Sakha 🥈 Linus Johnsen from Sápmi/Nord-Norge 🥉 Kimmernaq & HH from Kalaallit Nunaat

up next at Pan-ArcticVision: former American Song Contest jury member Quinn Christopherson

seated for Pan-ArcticVision!

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we’ve reached the time of the night when one explains Sniffies to the straights

y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭

currently drinking a $300 2004 Châteauneuf-du-Pape 🍷 get your single friends to date wine distributors and this can be your life too

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the dog show announcer “she bred my dog!" excuse me tmi

thinking of her today

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anybody else listening to Turkish Eurovision songs while they do Thanksgiving prep?

Anti-Italian racism strikes again 😔😔

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

catfishing.net #521 - 6/10 🐟🐈🐟🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐟🐈

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Tonight’s pub trivia song requests: 🧓🏽 Hilary Duff - Mature 😄 Robyn - Dopamine 🦃 Sertab Erener - Every Way That I Can 🍯 Mariah Carey - Honey 🤔 Dadi Freyr - Think About Things 🍖 Kelis - Jerk Ribs