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“It’s October 3rd.” #MeanGirls

It may be time to get off these platforms and scrub them. We need to cancel Peter Thiels contracts.

The Terrorist Gov of Israel/Nazi Netanayahul has LOST the NARRATIVE they NO LONGER CONTROL It , so now they are buying it. (snip) Here is the thing they are counting on the world ppl still going to Tic Tok and other things they bought like Express VPN. BTW whose money are they using to buy all

I was mistakingly given the low budget version of gogurt called moo tubes(😭🤣) I'm here to tell you all they are disgusting! That is all. #rant #upset #dayruined #fyp

I'm sure I've said this before, but if you're still not following the Bluesky-created "Best of Follows" feed, you really should. I check mine daily. IMO it's what a "trending" feed really should look like, and it nails it in a way that Twitter never really could. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Yee-haw! The Toy Story characters are finally here. #toystory #disney #disneypixar #pixar #woody Shiny version: www.instagram.com/disneyevolut...

Final one for the Chicken Little characters. 🐷 For shiny version head over to my Disney Evolution Instagram: Disneyevolutions #chickenlittle #disneyevolutions #pig #disney

Great article. - scrolling without the doom - just moderate why don't you - you can check out anytime you like "Once people understand that they can build pretty much anything on top of atproto, I think things are going to get delightful and different." newsletter.sachajudd.com/archive/noth...

Diddy gets sentenced tomorrow y'all and I don't know what's going to happen 😭 poor Cassie #diddy #cassie #johnson&Johnson #harlemshake

After deleting tiktok FOR GOOD I just accidentally ended up on #youtubeshorts and I'm afraid to announce its hitting 😭 Hopefully #skylightsocial gets updated 🤞🤞

Y’all ever notice how theres professional gas stations and semi-pro gas stations? Don’t ask me if I am. What you think?

‘War-ravaged’ cities don’t typically have artisanal kombucha on every corner.

In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. #jokes #dadjoke #funny

Everything is going to be ok and here's 100% proof #adorable #cute #bunny #communism

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

I feel so bad for fat cats 😢

From what a BSky staff (Hailey iirc) has said on Reddit, nothing internally is being changed, it's so that there's clauses against AI deepfakes which has been becoming more and more common. There's a reason it's vague, it's so that malicious people don't abuse them. It's just concern trolling!

The Finals are set! Who you got? How many games? Mercury vs Aces let’s goooo! #wnba #lasvegasaces #phoenixmercury #finals

Government shutdown 👎 Government shut up 👍

just found a new reaction clip

Don't do this, try talking to it first maybe you both can settle your differences #bear #funny #bjj

President Trump and Congressional Republicans just shut down the government because they refused to stop your health care costs from rising. Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.

Tonight's win moves the Las Vegas Aces into 8th for most wins in WNBA postseason history! 👏

𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐃𝐃 ♠️ For the third time in four years, the Las Vegas Aces are headed to the WNBA Finals!

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

Once you figure out how to use it it's a great way to find block list so if you really don't want to see something here, block list help get most of them away

Congratulations to the Las Vegas Aces and Chelsea Gray with the clutch 4th quarter! On to the next round! #wnba #finals! #🏀 #basketball

He put the worm back in, it fell out of his ear.

Trump is a billionaire who is trying to take your health care away by pitting you against brown people who are not even eligible for ACA subsidies. He wants vulnerable white people fighting vulnerable brown people, so that no one pays attention to the billionaire trying to consolidate power.

It’s that TIME again 🔪🩸🎃🕷️💀

A quick @skylight.social update! ✨ Link to my convo with @samogborn.bsky.social in my bio 🥰 Thanks for being here everyone! #skylightsocial #skylight

This first video I see when I go on TT 😂😂

⏰ It's nearly time! 🎄🎉 Out Tomorrow 🎉🎄 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "One of the best cosy series out there" It's 5 days to Christmas, 13 guests are trapped in Elderwick Hall... and one of them is a killer 💀 💙📚⚡

JACKPOT @lvaces.bsky.social 🎰 The Las Vegas Aces will face the Phoenix Mercury in the 2025 WNBA Finals.

Sure, shooters could be writing on bullets to send an explicit message. But has anyone considered they're just f**king with us?

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Pete Hegseth is a basically a meat cybertruck

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Y’all! Look at what my friend gifted me!!! She gets me! I love it so much!!! 😭😭

A content creation reframe #contentcreation #contenttips

These are the strategies I saw communities using to fight ICE in LA & SF. 1) Community Patrols 2) Defense Corners 3) Immigration Court Watch* 4) Protests 5) Boycotts 6) Documenting Watch the video on TikTok, YouTube, or Instagram. All profiles here: linktr.ee/kevinfoster

In 1990, Congress issued a formal apology to the descendants of the massacre at Wounded Knee. Medals were left in place and no reparations were offered. Pete Hegseth is a coward. WATCH: #Resist

Shit! Keep him safe 🙏🏽

Some guy on TikTok is threatening to release the Grindr profile of Mike Johnson. Please human, please don’t let God down. 🙏

In Ohio, starting on Monday 9/29, we'll be implementing an age assurance solution similar to what we're doing in South Dakota and Wyoming. Read more here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...