Phil Dumphy
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Just a nerd dad here to make you laugh, then ruin it with another joke.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
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7 minutes ago
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What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni.
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13 minutes ago
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What’s a bird’s favorite type of music? Tweet-hop.
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27 minutes ago
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
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34 minutes ago
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What did the computer do at lunchtime? It had a byte.
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44 minutes ago
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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about 1 hour ago
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What do you call a ghost’s true love? Their ghoul-mate.
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about 1 hour ago
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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about 1 hour ago
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
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about 1 hour ago
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What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose? A vegetable.
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about 2 hours ago
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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about 2 hours ago
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What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish.
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about 2 hours ago
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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about 2 hours ago
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Why did the chicken go to the comedy club? It wanted to crack everyone up.
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about 3 hours ago
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Why did the tomato win the race? It was ahead by a slice.
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about 3 hours ago
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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about 3 hours ago
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Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
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about 4 hours ago
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What’s a pirate’s favorite movie rating? Arrr-rated.
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about 4 hours ago
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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about 4 hours ago
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What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead.
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about 4 hours ago
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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about 4 hours ago
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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about 5 hours ago
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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about 5 hours ago
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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about 5 hours ago
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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about 6 hours ago
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What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? An udder failure.
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about 6 hours ago
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What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
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about 6 hours ago
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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about 6 hours ago
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
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about 6 hours ago
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Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
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about 6 hours ago
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
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about 7 hours ago
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What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument? The sea-shanty-tar.
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about 7 hours ago
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Why don’t airplanes tell jokes? They’re afraid of crashing the punchline.
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about 7 hours ago
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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
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about 7 hours ago
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
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about 8 hours ago
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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about 8 hours ago
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
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about 8 hours ago
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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
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about 8 hours ago
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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about 8 hours ago
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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about 9 hours ago
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
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about 9 hours ago
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Why did the tomato win the race? It was ahead by a slice.
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about 9 hours ago
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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
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about 9 hours ago
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Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.
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about 10 hours ago
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What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs.
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about 10 hours ago
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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
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about 10 hours ago
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
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about 10 hours ago
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
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about 10 hours ago
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Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
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about 11 hours ago
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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about 11 hours ago
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