devastated to report that I have been SOOOO PERCEIVED by the YouTube algorithm

Quite a scene at the Cortina Sliding Course

@libbycudmore.bsky.social I appreciate your support. Haha

Just realized that new new MST3K will seem weird on a modern screen. HD, the aspect ratio, all that. At least the sketches. Like, do Mike and the bots need to be viewed through some kind of CRT filter? It's TOO PRISTINE

As we're celebrating @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social's return to MST3K and his having not just one, but TWO WHOLE HANDS in the art direction for this @rifftrax.com-led re-volution, let's journey back ALMOST 40 YEARS to witness magic being constructed in a tiny office park just outside Minneapolis...

This is why the latest Muppet Show worked, and Muppets Now, etc, did not.

Joel Hodgson put so much effort into making MST3K forward-thinking. They needed new tech, new hosts, new writers, and it could just keep going into the future. Part of me gets it, but it's wild that he never really understood that what people have is nostalgia for what the show used to be.

(I'm still so excited)

FURRIES (no judgment) Hey, I'm glad the Ren Cen is still being used for something.

Might f*** around and go to a White Sox game while I'm in Chicago this summer. Just to go. I'm trying to go to more MLB ballparks. Also, baseball. It needs to hurry up and get here.

PSA: If you have YouTube TV, check to see if you're eligible for their promotion of $20 off per month for the next 4 months. You just have to go to settings (on desktop web only) and go to manage your account, and see if the offer is there. I'm saving $80 just from clicking "agree."

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

I cleaned the kitchen. A bit. Please clap

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

it would not be fair to them to say this aloud so I don't but every day at some point I see my children and think i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm doing everything i can to make this world better but i'm so sorry, you do not deserve any of this

counterpoint: western civilisation cannot be saved

gotta start using "goofy stance - regular stance" as a response scale on political policies

Tako?!

Thinking about the colonoscopy thing a lot. I'm officially eligible next year.

my cousin's father and grandfather both died of colon cancer, and his doctor had to lie to help him get a colonoscopy covered at age 40 you know a system is working well when its most trusted members have to lie to get the right thing done

The Tigers have a chance to do something really funny

Found a likely AI-generated video of a mountain goat on the Olympic ski jump track. Asked Google if it was AI. Got an AI response that the video is AI. Results inconclusive.

If I ever ask for this call the police

Angus: It’s like having to negotiate with Al Capone in his syphilitic period. You want to shut down the bridge? Go ahead. Every day, 1,500 nurses from Canada go to help keep Detroit’s health care system going. I personally think those nurses should be working in Canada.

just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.

I don't know how to feel about JV. I think my #DOOM side is showing a little bit because part of me wonders if he's going to be a bit of a liability at his age. I hope not? I guess I kind of thought he'd be a closed chapter for us. 🤷‍♂️

VERLANDER IS BACK?!?

so i talked to one of the bushes at the super bowl www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

I don't know why I keep falling for this. "What is this news story... oh, it's just a Truth Social post that no one has any more information on." What if we just didn't report on what he posts on Truth Social? Then what?

Great thread

Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”

I realize NBC is going to still air Olympic Prime Time but there IS something decidedly anticlimactic about going from a live sport to taped sports that happened 12 hours ago

Free idea for anyone writing an in-depth sports story: the levels of security necessary to protect the Super Bowl Champions merch during and after the game, assuring that the losing team's merch is never seen

DETROIT TIGERS BASEBALL SEASON IS COMING

Now stay tuned for Olympic Prime Time #SPROTS

Tragic: the HeGetsUs.com commercial was actually pretty good

King George, 1782:

nothing better than a big sports event on functional twitter replacement bsky dot app

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked? anyway

You, too, can vibecode! Man, this really is like the crypto commercial boom of 2022

I feel like this Wegovy commercial is a first. Prescription drug ad that just flat out uses celebrities, not pretending that the actors in them have these conditions.

Okay this is frigging great

Okay. He was CHANNELING Liam Ramos.