we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

The embroidery produced by Otomi (Hñähñu) women of Mexico is known as Tenango Embroidery. Created with an "Otomi Stitch", the colourful designs of animals, plants & rural life represent the stories & beliefs of the people who produce this specific form of embroidered expression #Womensart

I made a glazed donut cake that I was gonna give to my neighbor but I was worried it was poison so I ate half of it instead. That half fortunately wasn't poisoned! I will determine the status of the other half tomorrow. You can't be too careful

Merriam Christmas

“I wish to God you could pay more money.” I wrote about F Scott Fitzgerald’s Christmas wish, and how his difficult final year led him to produce some of his best work: the irresistible, cynical, revealing and very funny Pat Hobby stories.

It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s

“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie”

happy 100th birthday to dick van dyke, one of the funniest and most charming people to ever exist. we are lucky to have him for so long

Happy Holidays from a very festive algal microcolony.

y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"

I think in Wordle the Phew! should be changed to Okay!

Edward Eager for the win!

Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you Me: I didn't call you Demon: I did

February... October... December... which is the biggest month for chocolate? #learntosign

I’m giving everything to Uncle Leo

And in other news…

My parents are just adorable

New addition to the aquarium! A Longnose Hawkfish (Oxycirrhites typus). Loves the camera more than any other fish I’ve had.

Truly impressive number of birds migrating tonight. More than 800 MILLION birds up in the air right now❗ #BirdMigration

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

This is a PIE

come watch a bug breathe with me

2/2 There is a shot of a gigantic nest and baby Munchkins hatching from eggs during the Ding Dong number. Google says this scene was cut from the movie, which is outright gaslighting. The question remains. Are all Munchkins hatched from eggs?

I know this is very left field given the general state of things but I am frustrated by the lack of answers regarding the question of whether or not Munchkins are hatched from eggs in the 1939 WoO. 1/2

#flyday #insectthursday #morph #butterflies #bloomscrolling #flowerfeed #flowerreport #gardening #videography A morphing butterfly in #Bali 🦋

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus it's fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Behind the Scenes of Alex Winter @alexwinter.com and Keanu Reeves’ ‘Waiting for Godot’ www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

It's that time of year again: Eat an entire raw pumpkin faster than our hippopotamus and win a lifetime membership to Greeneville Zoo!

Katarzyna Kobro (1898 –1951) Polish avant-garde sculptor and a prominent representative of the Constructivist movement in Poland #WomensArt

Everyone shut up. Her show is on.

important

Iconic anti-war poster, originally by US printmaker Lorraine Schneider, 1966 #ReframingWomenPrintmakers

Got latest neighborhood bulletin: Spiders Reeling After Bushtit Raid, Vow To Rebuild Junko Speaks Out About Being Called "Junk Bird" Local Squirrel Believes Almond Is "The New Peanut" Crow Council Expands To 100 on Strength of Rat Tariff Wayward Marmot Adopted By Hipster Song Sparrow Community

Marie Osmond nearly ran me over while driving a big black SUV on the Sony backlot in LA

The African (or woodland) dormouse…. Absolutely adorable do you agree…. 🥰

line readings I can't get out of my heard: this "What?" in From Here To Eternity

Good Night From The Drummer, My Friends. Sleep Tight.

While we’re revisiting the old #Jaws merch I have a unique bold of fabric ribbon. Have you ever seen anything like it?

There’s this muppet on TikTok who transcribes and then scats incredibly difficult jazz solos so well and I could not possibly love a thing more

INVENTOR OF THE COUCH: fuck you lava

Lalo Schifrin went off here youtu.be/zAnRbC-hUB8

If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.

a lot of my favorite childhood memories include singing dr demento songs. thanks, doc. enjoy retirement

Because birds are literally dinosaurs, it's technically possible that following the next mass-extinction event dinosaurs could again diversify and become the dominant land species again...