Rotating happy days theme in my mind

son, wake up. stop yelling. does that mean his corn body can be any shape and he chooses the bird each day

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

logging on

Of course, some people are just jerks. But the solution, as always, is touching grass. Finding IRL community in support groups, organized activities, pinball leagues, meet ups - SOMETHING where you can interact with other folks in person, or at least outside of Bluesky and large Discord servers. 4/?

Make America Come And See

democrats voted to require freddy krueger to wear a glove with three claws instead of four. why aren’t you happy. why aren’t you grateful

Haha come get me fucken dipshits

Just passed an incredibly wasted guy singing along with Even Flow, he just hollering and slurring but he lined up pitch perfect for a moment and both of my feet left the ground

Hey what the fuck animal crossing?

In 2010 I probably would have said all video games suck. Now I’d pick Mario

Some of the green ones on the cartoon I think are supposed to be…. yknow….

Every time I see ai stuff I’m like man what was this guy smoking

Heeeeere I am. I don’t have a dick I have a chicken noodle can. Aaaalll my life I been putting this can in my chicken noodle wife.

hell yeah

This leinenkugel thinks woke has stifled free speech

Mamdani's big secret: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/mamdanis-b...

Alright so we finally got rid of our Spotify accounts, good. But are you a bad enough dude to also get rid of TikTok?

Lansing has incredible graffiti artists

Genuinely gasped when I saw who’s on this TAFS ep just now.

Why yes I would like to listen to over two hours on a ds game this morning, thank you @anotherzeldapod.bsky.social

Hey look they named a drink after you

Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

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Gonna get silly on the livestream tonight. Drawing random Pokémon without any reference images, based on name only. 8pm et, danieljhogan on Twitch.

hole kogan

A glitch in Mario & Luigi: Brothership allows Mario and Luigi to fish anywhere. As fishing is internally of a higher priority than walking, Mario and Luigi will not get up from their sitting poses, and instead glide around while sitting just so that they can continue fishing.

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Left the house listening to KISS, came home with ABBA. Thinking anything can happen, this day.

Simple but accurate made point by @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com in here (www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-t...) is that, like, the team that wants to hand supreme power over young women to a bunch of unaccountable men is, you know, just gotta end up being the team that attracts lots of paedos.

anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane

A codex of secrets is low key goated when blasphemy is the vibe

Bb content

I never watched Mr beast what’s it about?

😘 Still not getting any hits with quick searches so I really do think it might be new #mario art for the internet. Published by Tokuma Shoten by Wanpakku. Famicom Quiz Series, 1987 [テレビランドわんぱっく No.103] チャレンジ！！ファミコンクイズ

I want to be reincarnated as a Gamer

I think people underestimate how important this one single song wound up being to the twenty years following it. youtu.be/zJV2qvVmy-o

Got a line on some soup

Mike Love sad that he no longer gets to sue his cousin

BREAKING: LA solidarity protesters in Austin are occupying JJ Pickle Federal Building, which houses local ICE processing center

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."