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depressed government whistleblower who drives a shitty car: i just want to let everyone know that i am suicidal, the brakes on my car don't work,
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fake onion headline inspired by a real life event today: Angry Man At Post Office Created Own Problems
4 days ago
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ara
6 days ago
i need help paying rent, bills and repairs in my apartment while i'm searching for a job and any help (donation/sharing) will do. thanks once again to
@cal50.bsky.social
for setting up this GFM link. any help is welcome! ๐ฅบ๐
gofund.me/7edf9b1bc
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Donate to Urgent Help for Ara's Rent and Repairs, organized by Kyle Williams-McPeak
My close friend Ara was laid off in the summer of this past year and has bโฆ Kyle Williams-McPeak needs your support for Urgent Help for Ara's Rent and Repairs
https://gofund.me/7edf9b1bc
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@arakubrick.bsky.social
is facing a tough time after losing her job and struggling with rent and repairs, i'm trying to raise just a few hundred $ for her as fast as possible. please share if you can and thank you so much
gofund.me/bede3dd54
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Donate to Urgent Help for Ara's Rent and Repairs, organized by Kyle Williams-McPeak
My close friend Ara was laid off in the summer of this past year and has bโฆ Kyle Williams-McPeak needs your support for Urgent Help for Ara's Rent and Repairs
https://gofund.me/bede3dd54
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the first people who ever popularized 'it's not just an X, it's Y' in ad copy / AI writing / whatever should all be lined up and shot in the face
9 days ago
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein ๐
12 days ago
HELP FOR SOMEONE KIDNAPPED BY ICE! Oliver Aguillon is the nephew of one of my mom's friends, and his family is raising funds to help fight for his freedom. Please consider making a donation! If you can't, hit repost and/or share with comrades by email/text. Thank you!
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Donate to Help Oliver Aguillon Fight ICE Detention, organized by Norma Herrera
My husband, Oliver Hilario Aguillon, has recently been detained by ICE, and ourโฆ Norma Herrera needs your support for Help Oliver Aguillon Fight ICE Detention
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-oliver-aguillon-fight-ice-detention?attribution_id=sl:b69bf22b-ba2c-4b8e-a950-3ba63b4ff59d&lang=en_US&ts=1770313852&utm_campaign=pd_ss_icons&utm_content=amp17_tc&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=sms
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ara
14 days ago
hi, hate coming here just for this but i'm still in the search for a job (which has been extremely difficult) and at the moment i can't afford groceries or bills. any help would be extremely appreciated.
paypal.me/friedgoldara
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Pay Aracely de Jesรบs Morin using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/friedgoldara and type in the amount. Since itโs PayPal, it's easy and secure. Donโt have a PayPal account? No worries.
https://paypal.me/friedgoldara
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the fact that nobody in the room audibly instinctively laughed in a 'can't control their reaction' way bothers me here
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14 days ago
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so excited for this one. do we think jelly roll is a stalinist or more of a trotsky guy.
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16 days ago
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Jacqueline Codiga (DJ horse jeans)
16 days ago
It just hit me that Justin Bieber inviting lil b to pop up on his album called Swag was like a land acknowledgement for the word swag
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there are too many people on this site who think we can vote our way out of this
17 days ago
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i pissed off lowtax once which i think makes me a revolutionary
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18 days ago
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hey big dog can you loop me in on the sex crime-iest day
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18 days ago
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i got it. it's Hamburger
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19 days ago
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a nationwide strike is gonna take a lot more than a week's notice and 'don't shop on this date'
20 days ago
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Eric Koreen
22 days ago
This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.
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everyone tells you to let your faucets leak when it's below freezing but nobody tells you to let your bidet spray everywhere too
23 days ago
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i'm ordering doordash from places called Frumpy's Tacos and i'm getting them with extra Slut Sauce and i'm tipping 0%
24 days ago
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just did this:
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24 days ago
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dumbest man that people think is on our side
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24 days ago
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molly conger
24 days ago
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Stella
26 days ago
Gotchaโletโs dig into that step by step. 1. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ป๐ผ ๐บ๐ผ๐๐๐ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโre not just immobileโyouโre immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ. That makes total senseโitโs a natural human impulse, and youโve been through a lot.
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mad radhu
29 days ago
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lol
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about 1 month ago
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*sticking hand in a liberal's back and making them talk like a puppet, mockingly* the democrats are an opposition party and they will fight for me
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about 1 month ago
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Help Nurse Hammam and his family in Gaza
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Help Nurse Hammam and his family in Gaza
Hello !! My name is Sonia. I'm starting this fundraiser to ask for your help for my friend Hammam and his family, who currently live in Gaza ๐ต๐ธ.
https://chuffed.org/project/158030-help-nurse-hammam-and-his-family-in-gaza?utm_campaign=success&utm_id=158030&utm_medium=bluesky&utm_source=chuffedreferral
about 1 month ago
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any time you make your doctor laugh you should earn LaughPointz that you can then exchange for deductions in your co-pay
about 1 month ago
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even when someone else misreads social cues in a way that affects me it still feels like it's my fault somehow. i miss when there were fewer autistic people (like me, don't yell at me)
about 1 month ago
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the path of least resistance gets a bad rap. there's like no resistance, it's awesome
about 1 month ago
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made a playlist of some of my favorite songs of last year. it is on tidal though. so uh. to the 3 people who have it, here ya go!
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Favorite 2025 songs
Playlist - Favorite 2025 songs - 218 items
https://tidal.com/playlist/f55c54e4-204f-4e25-bda7-2d51d2721d61
about 1 month ago
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funniest joke of 2026
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about 1 month ago
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unraveled
about 1 month ago
It's very clear from the commentary exploding on the timeline right now that hardly anyone outside Chicago knows ICE shot and killed a man in his car here in the fall. It's probably not your faultโtoo much news. But if you're choosing to jump in & *report* today, please contextualize. Thanks.
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if you want to feel despair, go google 'is it 2027 next year' right now
about 1 month ago
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ikea has gotta be a top 1 worst shopping experience. i think i'd prefer being chased around a pitch black costco by angry gremlins with flashlights to walking around the ikea maze
about 1 month ago
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don't worry you guys, we have an opposition party called the democrats that are going to raise hell about this. now to sip my coffee,
about 2 months ago
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Sridhar Ramesh
about 2 months ago
I hate geopolitical events. I have problems of my own to worry about.
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if i get to be a mayor i'm going to get sworn in on a piece of paper with the Soulseek logo printed on it
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about 2 months ago
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i watched a lot of movies this year and the best one out of all of them is probably all that jazz. so if you haven't, go watch all that jazz
about 2 months ago
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i'm santa. Just kidding i'm not. I hope that this post made you smile.
about 2 months ago
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ok time for some image rehab. i think trump should go back on SNL and do another funny dance
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about 2 months ago
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sponge bob
about 2 months ago
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i know there's more important things in our way but i think we can't advance as a society until we admit that audioslave had bangers
2 months ago
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i never feel less like the main character of reality than when i have 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer' stuck in my head. i am an actual NPC and that's ok
2 months ago
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@sonemic.com
rateyourmusic.com/release/albu...
#RYMbestof2025
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https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/billy-woods/golliwog/
2 months ago
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remember when everyone would say aspergers instead of autism
2 months ago
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this is correct, unfortunately. but since all the video-based sites just feel like my phone is non-stop screaming at me i will spend most of my time on the text parts
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2 months ago
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20 minutes into one of the worst movies i've ever seen & can't decide whether or not to push on through the hate-watch (christmas with the kranks)
2 months ago
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people posting about the game awards are reminding me that i only played one new video game this entire year, and it was tony hawk 3+4. in 2024 the only new thing i played was balatro. i am looking forward to seeing what single video game i choose to play next year
2 months ago
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the problem with the 'half your age plus 7' rule is that if you're a 4 year old, that puts you with a 9 year old. not a good match!
2 months ago
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made a top 30 aoty list this morning because why not. i'm not confident about the ordering past 10, just went on vibes. i did have a top 120-ish and then whittled it down to 30 though. weird year
2 months ago
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