i am not hot enough to be on the west coast. very humbling experience

flying across the country tomorrow morning, i've barely packed anything & i keep thinking that i can't explain to my cats that i'll be back in a week. i'm not built for traveling

Daddy would you like some sausage

Bad news. My self-flagellation machine doesn't work. Whatever, it's no skin off my back

computer store guys always assume i know more about computers than i do. wrong. i'm not smart, i just look like shit

i didn't think it was good when every company's online presence on june 1st was like 'we here at Raytheon support the LGBTQ" but it is also harrowing when absolutely nobody does it lol

anyone who lives here could have easily guessed this to be true at any point in the last couple years

teenagers working any customer facing job that sucks always act like they invented wanting to kill themselves. you're not special buddy. i was you before you were born

it is time for the once every few years nightmare as someone who hates buying clothes more than buying anything: most things i own have little holes or stains on them and i am thus forced to do a wardrobe audit to look like a regular person in public

So you're a troll. You just admitted to breaking the TOS.

this is a dickhead thing to say because trump is actually a nazi pedophile but my first thought every time someone gets really riled up calling trump a nazi pedophile is 'is this information news to you, how are you able to draw from this well of fresh visceral anger, and can i have access to it'

i'm glad someone is speaking out about this. yoshi should have big boob's that jiggle and squirt

aging 300 years because theres some racist peanut streamer guy who i am supposed to know about

notions are probably one of the top 3 things to disabuse yourself of

>open bluesky >this site is so goddamn dull >open twitter >everyone there is too poisoned by being online >open bluesky >this site is so goddamn dull >open twitter >everyone there is too poisoned by being online >open bluesky >this site is so goddamn dull >open twitter >everyone here is too poiso

'best XYZ' lists on sites like rolling stone are a conspiracy to make my phone get hot in my hand

89% made their managers put a litterbox in the bathroom

if you think those poll numbers are real i think you should check your room for a carbon monoxide leak

i like when a band or artist has 1 mostly agreed upon bad album and it's not even something you can chalk up to inner band turmoil or tragedy, they just went to draw water from their usual well and it just so happened to be poop one time

wish more younger bands copied morphine the way they copy deftones

discord is down but it already accomplished its main task for me for the week, 'avoiding work while on the clock'

Trump: “We have a man here who knows more about medical crap than any human being. Where's Dr. Oz?”

they should put Dave N Busters inside of hospitals instead of Subway or Starbucks

not my problem. my debt also exceeds what i make, welcome to the club

i think i'm incapable of answering this prompt due to NEEDING to second guess myself and think too hard, so i'll just say the only song lyrics i have tattooed on me are from head rolls off by frightened rabbit. so that would be 1 of the 10 by default my other 9 favorite songs are your favorites too

if dinosaur jr made a cover of 'I don't believe in the sun' by the magnetic fields it would go platinum in my home because it's already gone platinum in my head imagining it

there are people in this country that pay for cable news and watch it. crazy

is it environmental storytelling if a letter i got from the state tax department is sealed with a sticker that says '988 - Suicide & Crisis Hotline'

this is literally the opposite of how most human behavior works

writing a letter to weird al to ask if he can make a gin blossoms parody called like 'found out about food' or something even though the song is 37 years old

i'll go for a more fun angle than government stuff: i 100% believe in ghosts, shadow people, spirits, all kinds of similar paranormal phenomena, to the extent that i think it's naive to doubt/dismiss it

the replies to this post illustrate a key difference between bluesky and twitter but in a way that is not flattering to bluesky

even when i've had disposable income i've never felt compelled to do record store day once. it's the one day a year where the place i go to would even be crowded and i'd be in a sea of ebay flippers trying to get some black keys record to sell back to the tasteless for $500. i'm ok

one day i will read LLM as large language model & not lin lanuel miranda but that day is not today

guy who gets into practicing remote viewing to save on concert tickets

did taxes..........does anyone have $1300 i can hold

all art is a psyop to give your money and attention to the artist who made it. keep your 3rd eye open 👁

saw food delivery robots for the first time recently and wanted so badly to hit them with my car

i'm not a person who ever cares about or watches coachella but i've watched the NIN set a few times today alone. insanely fun to look at

love that the will smith oscars slap has its own table of details on the wikipedia page like it’s an actual wartime incident

❌️ universal health care ✅️ access to "Zero Sugar Dirty Mountain Dew Cream Soda Dew"

trump is never going to recover from this callout

"gay yoda, i am" - gay yoda, from when he introduced himself as gay yoda

hate it when someone runs roughshod over me, but love it when someone runs smoothshod over me

there should be a wrestling league that wrestles in the parking lots of gas stations called pain at the pump

i've been informed that if you go to rateyourmusic's homepage right now i have a review at the top of the page. i cannot beat the rym dork allegation

for years we've gotten a lot of (mostly junk) mail addressed to a couple who used to live here. this morning i plugged their names into fb & saw photos of our apartment before us covered in life laugh love type shit. harry potter, star wars, couch pillows with cursive writing on them. disgusting