this world owes so fucking much

anyone into chilling and hanging out or not really

swinging back towards the side of “the internet IS real life sometimes actually”

COME ON DOWN HIT UP ME ROSE OR MARZIPAN FOR DETAILS IM ONE OF THE COOL DOGS

bro, last night was grandma’s old recipe

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this is actual seinfeld dialogue what the fuck

i’m probably going to write more at length about this from the perspective of my own doing this last year but needless to say so much of what makes it needlessly difficult to be visibly trans in this country comes down to being a constant object of perception. there’s no escaping the world anymore

bro, last night was grandma’s old recipe

TWP alert

:)

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getting the push notification that sends you into a frenzy state

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

Last Things (2023)

paging doctor foie gras

hey guys - i'm in a pretty dire housing situation right now. i have to move at the end of the month (lease expires) but prior plans w/ people completely fell apart & i'm back to square one. i'm looking for a room in Brooklyn, trans friendly, 1100 a month max, not a temporary sublet. plz let me know.

TWP: two huge swans

two more days remain…and here’s two smiley faces telling you to come see Sorensen Media Grp present Gregg Araki’s SMILEY FACE! watch the best weed movie ever made in 4DX with Marzipan and some cool dogs, special for the holiday

saw a couple gigantic swans today so really i’m good doing nothing else at this point

latest financial disclosures include tax accountant assessment that Zohran was "completely insufferable about Das Racist up until 2014" and "had to pretend to know which theorist was being namedropped in bars on at least 3 separate occasions"

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

doctor worm is basically my ideal model for what adult life could be like: • gets to play the drums frequently • is not a real doctor, but gets called one • has a trusting enough environment to leave the front door unlocked

i need the Frog guy to stop doing white boy rapping about sucking and fucking and get back to writing chintzy folk songs about being a dad in New Rochelle

Security staff, Greetings. The default code to the safe is 30, 90, 10. Please do not lose this communication, as the safe is where we keep our EAGLE HEAD STATUETTE. Without this we are unable to open the front door

the joke about women syncing up their cycles when they live together is real, because my weekly shot day was a sunday when i got here and now by sheer power of me forgetting im a thursday girlie along with hazel and april

first weekly listening report since like last year waow

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

I used to think "The Girl is Mine" was the one blemish on Michael Jackson's Thriller, but my opinion has evolved. An album can't be perfect unless one song kind of sucks.

phrases kim gordon delivers on this like nobody has ever said them before: • “makeout jams” • “villain mode” • “chill vibes”

need an After Hours situation to happen to me but without all the bad parts

getting back into music, songs, things of that nature

buttrock bands in 2003: this is our new single, 'confined' buttrock bands in 2008: this is our new single, 'cheating wh*re' buttrock bands in 2013: this is our new single, 'this is a revolution'

rewatching the curse with the household and i forgot that this show’s episodes are forty seven hours long each

lol

finally living my lifelong dream of being The Weird Neighbor to a number of relatively boring strangers

so glad tony wolski is seemingly just permanent front person for both the armed AND genghis tron bc he shreds in both roles youtu.be/A2er3iZ2XPE

You want to keep this going big boy? I know your type your the troll type who wants me to block you. If I do that you win but if you block me you know I win. Well I got news I’m not as dumb as you think not letting some 30+ year old neckbeard get under my skin nope. I know I’m better than you

guy who gets into practicing remote viewing to save on concert tickets

five days from now!!! this one’s for everyone who failed to get speed racer tickets