i’m not plural but there’s a lot of things running around the inside of my skull having fun in there

i can tell things are going well because my brain keeps dumping out new errant melodies more quickly than i can get them into voice memos to transcribe later

SECRET JAY-Z LINE: bong so tall you hit it from the balcony *small pause* falconry

Dude, Where's My Friend's House?

having a buñuel exterminating angel themed party at your parents house and we are all going to take a nap in their living room on the nice couch

lmao

after many months of studied outsider observation i have decided i do not like the entities known as the “big picture podcast”

*jumps*

here in the godzilla memorial lounge i feel safe

really wanna resume my journey to watch every godzilla but it’s annoying that basically the moment you enter heisei era the streamingavailability on a good 50% of the zilla is just non existent

[Q] Any cool websites to go to when bored? [A] http://www.hilariousauctions.com [2008]

posting a rare hank

everyone always has pinned Neuromancer as the golden child option of Gibson adaptations but really, my kingdom to whoever cracks Pattern Recognition

NEED this to come to PC immediately so i can pester all my friends as the world’s sole Megalon main

i love turning my living room into a cave by just shutting both the doors and immediately blocking all access to natural light while blasting AC at max capacity

neighbor is finally drumming an actually interesting pattern

hey brooklyn babes! my girlfriend is looking for housing starting end of june/ july 1st and is getting pretty anxious about finding something. if you know of a room available please let me know! 🖤✨

shortly after this i started walking home and an ambulance came charging down the street with its lights and sirens on and a voice on a loudspeaker i didn’t know it had shouting “LET’S GO KNICKS”. manhattan was in a state of pure mania

When you're at the Love Shack and remember you left the oven on

Live look at the GOG intern

an average bluesky user

good morning gamers

i wasn’t sure that this was really gonna be my year but if like two more things click into place i can call it

was just sitting in a park and heard a horrific wave of screaming from all sides that scared the bejeesus out of me before i realized it was just the knicks winning

michael stipe was the world’s best songwriter but he never captured the gravitas of the minions franchise

that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spot light sequelizing Minions

another dress i need to wear more

as always, the last four is a land of contrasts

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

this week has been ruff 🦴

i’m glad that yaoi fandom is more public but the bootleg merch i'm seeing online is getting out of control

brain has started waking me up at 5am and i should really try and take some advantage of this while i can

It brings me great joy that the "most recommended" walkthrough for Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga on GameFAQs is like this

SNAKE DO NOT ANSWER THAT PHONE

feeling weird déjà vu of the period in south carolina where i had like four total friends that i just rotated texting requests to hang out with like once every other week, hoping that this means i can get to the same point i reached later there too

thinking about it now i really just need to text like three specific people and buy stamps and that will make me feel less uneasy

same

it is going to be okay i think

Wish madonna would stop texting me on grindr

I loved this so much I drew it

i’m glad that yaoi fandom is more public but the bootleg merch i'm seeing online is getting out of control

Hey everyone! My girlfriend and I have been asked to vacate our apartment by June 20th, and we’re still jobless. There’s no way to stay and I don’t want to, but any help you can spare would be really appreciated. V: jmkauflin CA: wootmegg If all you have is PayPal and you want to help DM me

#Thursday #PhantomOfParadise

i‘ve wöken, i’ve böken

i’ve never considered murder-suicide before but the choice to put positive affirmations on all the cheerios boxes might get me there

Here’s the Mayor today committing funding to the community and acknowledging that words are not enough. Alas, I suspect the mainstream media will crucify him for doing anything and malicious voices will ignore the budget crisis and spin this as Zohran failing to fulfill his promise to the community.