also this is somehow the first time i've lived with NO men in my household....beautiful

living with other trans people again is rejuvenating

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IT’S TIME TO MUNCH ON PIEROGI AND ROCK OUT

hazel and april are finally here the house is united at last

sitting here feverishly anticipating the moment i get a loud buzzer noise thrown at me to indicate my roommates have arrived

two more hours wooooooooo

With so much Muppet talk tonight remembering there is this comic about how they did this scene.

going absolutely apeshitt in my lords wheat fields

making this post mostly to put a boot in my own ass but i would like to finish reading/rereading all of these books in my collection by june

僕の顔はものを置く場所じゃない。がんぼるぞい translation: My face is not a place to put things.

DOGS/DOG_BALL.GIF

finally my dear roommates are arriving TOMORROW

two (2) more wii shop wednesdays remain

football.mp3

@dril is now banned from bluesky for sharing this email

Molumbo

first three day in the city i’ve done basically nothing but shop for home supplies, cook and dick around at home but im still feeling much better

my stance on the best vegetable can be handily remembered with the following acronym, MILF: Man I Love Fungi

new sam raimi so good so gross

kittens

:(

my room was very clearly not designed to be a bedroom but that's not stopping me. yeah dude i'll sacrifice access to a tiny porch to fit a mattress AND a hanger frame AND a desk in here

too many men out there looking like pod peasants these days

not to sincerepost so much but i am really hoping this year can be one for me to repair all the shit that fell apart with my life when i got trapped in such a horrible position for the last 14 months. it's like the first time in a very long while where i don't feel like i wanna die

oh yeah in case it wasn't obvious from the general tenor of my posting i have finally escaped from newark 🎉 here's to never making a mistake as bad as moving there again

going to get all my loved ones to abandon me by embarking on a new bit where i pretend like i'm the first person to ever move to new york and acting accordingly surprised by everything

dumbass groundhog, i could’ve told you this shit thee days ago

i love the "public toilets in bratislava" article because it was written by one anonymous guy who took it upon himself to photograph every public toilet in bratislava

having adjustable in-unit AC and heating in every room of the apartment after living in a hundred year old building is sorta like going from getting kicked in the ass every day to having people kiss the ground you walk on

very awkward transactional relationship i’m in right now where i keep going to a mcdonald’s solely to blast their toilet to hell

but other than that i have no idea what to do today it feels like the world is my oyster or whatever

anyway today i have to call my landlords and tell them that my toilet doesn’t work (lol), contact my hostile-to-me old roommate and see if he wants to keep using the internet (lol), and shop for health insurance (good, actually)

eugh im awake

It just hit me that Justin Bieber inviting lil b to pop up on his album called Swag was like a land acknowledgement for the word swag

going to sleep in my bed in the new apartment :)

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

thank you god the torture is almost over

i did it. with only a few hitches. now just gotta deal with move in tomorrow and remember to disconnect the utilities and forward my mail and everything’s peachy

I GET IT NOW

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move out day oh joy

yoooooo nirvanna the band tickets finally up...just need to figure out the best day to drag all my loved ones to it at once

Kill the reflexive urge to engage with anything you think is neat by finding out what the worst people you can imagine are saying about it first. Feel what you're feeling and move on with your day.

What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.