Doing important detective work in Hotel Dusk.

Well well

What say you, Bottom?

Should be 4-0 and now you let them right back in it

I don’t understand why they are allergic to shooting. Plenty of grade a chances

Could easily be 3-0.

Feels like they are muddying the term "AI" so they can keep smearing it over everything.

Due to a coding error (or feature?)in Harvest Moon 64, it is possible to get the full heart meter on Karen on the first day by going to Duke's bar and showing her your dog repeatedly. Her heart meter will fill until you unlock all heart events! This also works in real life on almost anyone!

My new job as a headline writer is going really well

Not the hentai virus ...

Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever

interesting how everything we do here is archived & publicly available but if anyone turns that around on the devs they lose their shit transparency for thee but not for me 🙃

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It doesn't matter who is in charge, if there is another pandemic we're fucking doomed. You will never get people to mask or quarantine in this lifetime again. Covid broke brains and that's all there is to it.

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

female-presenting nacelles

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

The republican party is a fascist authoritarian party that is fundamentally apartheidist and endeavors for a legally enforceable caste system built on class, race, and gender. Their highest virtue is the enslavement of colored wage labor and sexual violence. Confronting that is a grievous injury.

My doctor says I have an acute case of alligator tongue, but as far as I'm concerned, there's nothing a-cute about it.

i believe that harnessing solar energy is immoral. that energy does not belong to us, it belongs to the sun, and it's going to come back to get it when it consumes the earth in several billion years. don't take what isn't yours. you don't need lights at night if you just remember where everything is

You can only be one.

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

At least there’s some life. Take game 2

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

#TransRights #StarFox

Blaming Dobes when they’ve only had 2 shots is peak Habs fans

This could get bad very quickly

It’s Orson Welles’ birthday Seen here in Rome, 1974

Every guy in a videogame:

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.

Why everyone else get to have good items? Why my items suck?

The Social Contract only applies to people who haven't broken it.

Thinking a lot about how the NYT helped push a moral panic about trans youth into the mainstream yet failed to include interviews with actual trans youth in their reporting. It's because if allowed to speak, they'd show how much gender affirming care has allowed them to not only survive but thrive.

People refuse to believe it and most who do believe it usually shrug it off but US prisons and jails are in fact torture chambers. Conditions are HORRIFIC across the board. People are OK with this on the whole.

I liked Daredevil and all but its too close to current events and isn't cathartic enough not to piss me off.

There’s something ominous about the speed with which the entire world has marched to require identification on platforms and, as I expected, begin the process of banning anonymous VPNs.

This is what we called online gaming in the '90s.

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Doesn’t this kid have a massive attitude problem, or are we supposed to ignore that cuz Leafs?

Literally the only good site left and they fucked it

*Jack Nance in Blue Velvet voice* you ever been to