@misskittyf.bsky.social Y'all don't get Shoresy in the US til the whole season's available, is that correct?

All this time I've just been taking Tylenol (or its generic equivalent) with whatever I want to drink like a sucker, when I could be consuming it in black cherry flavour, and also somehow at 10% ABV?

not too late for a flu shot btw, flu historically often peaks in february and by all accounts it is pretty bad this year

Even though I haven't been able to add to this tradition in years, I still celebrate it. I wish everyone a Merry Xmas and a Happy Warm Soda! #warmsoda #worsttraditionever www.flickr.com/photos/mutan...

More of this kind of rich person, please.

What idiot called the long proper version of "Kill Bill" "The Whole Bloody Affair" and not "Killiam William"?

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

I saw Grindhouse in a full raucous theatre on opening weekend, and I know I can never re-create that. Otherwise, @jessicabsays.bsky.social yelling "It's funny 'cause it's true!" out loud during Juno when she calls Sonic Youth just noise was pretty great, even if I like Sonic Youth.

you could make a lot of people very angry with the true statement that the brothers chaps had a relatively equal effect on the evolution of language as shakespeare did

Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.

I went to a Detroit Lions Thanksgiving day game once and had to watch Kid Rock for the halftime show. This would have been much better.

This is a sad one. One of my favs and I was fortunate enough to see her win her fifth Scott of six in person.

DUCKS is one of the best graphic works of the last decade and everyone should buy it.

This is exquisite bullshit from Google because turning it off also disables inbox tabs, so every junk email you would automatically file away in Promotions or Updates now makes your phone buzz.

From a kayfabe perspective, I feel like leaving the ring in a Blood and Guts / War Games match should be considered surrendering.

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

In 2013 I was on vacation in Mexico and told someone I agreed with them that Obamacare was bad, because they should have gone single payer like I'm used to in Canada. They responded by saying "yeah, but you don't have as many Black people up there, do you?"

Farewell sweet Prince

I wonder what the branding discussions are like for this company dealing with international travellers...

Ugh, I had all year to come up with a joke about my annual 6-7am Smashburger and I didn't come up with something. Oh well, here's hoping next year is funnier.

They didn't speak English and I think they were speaking one of the Slavic languages, but I had no idea really. I just remember thinking, "Oh, this is what it's like to live in a society. You just help people even if you don't understand them."

I'm calling it and heading to bed. I'll drowsily ask my bedroom spying robot who won in the morning.

No Dodgers organist, I definitely can get enough baseball.

I don't understand how the Sportsnet+ ad insertion technology works, but sometimes it knows enough to show me ads for my medium size Canadian city, and other times it shows me ads in French, a language I have not studied for nearly 30 years.

Can the Jays somehow run a salmon race for the people watching at the Skydome and let Humpy win so we can go to sleep?

I'm hoping this wraps up soon, because my Blue Jays fandom is having to compete with my sleep fandom.

Tonight Dan Shulman & Buck Martinez will be calling the World Series on Sportsnet, the first time in history Canada will have its own production for the Fall Classic.

We must all rally behind America’s Team: the Toronto Blue Jays

If I understand KBO rules, which I assume also apply to MLB playoff games, if the Mariners don't score in the bottom of the 11th, the game ends in a tie, and then they tie with the Tigers and the Jays have to face both teams? That doesn't seem fair...

People say Snorlax is blocking route 12, but then Pokémon just climb on his belly to jump up and down? Why not just climb down the other side?

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

I'm only half watching GBBO, but Noel just asked a contestant from the Ukraine if they have flapjacks there, and when told no, he suggests she go back to start up a flapjack business. Yes Noel, flapjacks (which are apparently oat bars over there?) are definitely worth returning to a war zone.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

I see The View has decided to respond to recent events by declaring that comedy is still legal, and booking a 75-year-old stand-up, mostly telling jokes about his age.

All these chairs, and no one has pulled out the leaf blower that is under the ring. #AEW

Based on the reaction of this dark match crowd, everyone loves Hook, and I'm the only one who knew it was him by his music alone?

David Byrne at the dermatologist

just found out she is trans and i gotta say it feels good to know that no matter the point in time, we've always been nerds making beep boop music

begging cis ppl who are supposedly defending us to stop making it all about how our oppression might hypothetically hurt cis ppl and instead start saying that trans ppl's lives have value and that we deserve to be alive and happy. that we deserve to have our medical needs provided for

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

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Me hearing a car horn go off repeatedly: "Honk, honk, honk!" @jessicabsays.bsky.social perking up: "Did he die?!?!" Me: "No, it's just a car alarm"

It's gotta be the Hallmonsters in Venture on ColecoVision for me. These things freaked me out!

Amongst all the other discussion around the Air Canada labour dispute, their communication to passengers has been dismal, and I've heard that their communication to their suppliers, e.g. caterers at foreign airports has been just as bad.

i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there’s support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – this one is pretty special 🏳️‍⚧️

there’s something in the air because i was just chatting about this with a coworker. there was fear & uncertainty but there was also this incredible sense of “we’re in it together”. people went outside, distilleries churned out sanitizer, friends knit masks. bet the New Deal felt like that.