even taylor swift’s biggest haters can’t deny that the divorce album is going to suck shit on a scale no human being ever thought possible

If you’re gonna come at the king, you gotta… gotta kill him……….:… when you come at the king you can’t try again

of course this is being framed as some kind of experience of injustice rather than simply "my political views, deemed abhorrent by many, rendered me unelectable"

Sony is taking this away from us

The Overton window keeps sliding.

I'd say someone should punch fuck out of Uwe Boll but that's been tried before

I watched Boogie Nights and I cheered at the sight of a man's penis. I fucking punched the air at the sight of his cock. I am not joking. it was essential to the story and it fucking ruled

I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that

narrators

when someone talks about a character with flaws and deep-seated issues and whether or not they're "redeemable" or "worth saving"

My Mom when I tell her the animal video she sent me is AI

The latest discourse

BREAKING: Nicholas Rossi, the man who fled from the United States to Scotland after he appeared to fake his own death to avoid rape charges, has died 🚨

how many languages do you think this guy speaks

I believe so, yes! DVD players can often play CDs. this means you can play CDs through your TV. this is a fun and cheap way to play music at a party. you don't need Spotify, Tidal, etc. for this

a nice gift for a friend is a 'DVD' - a Digital Versatile Disc. DVDs can have films on them. you can buy films on DVDs and give them to a friend for Christmas, birthdays, etc. this means your friend can watch the film whenever they want for free! they don't have to pay a subscription for streaming

the british 'state' does not exist, cannot fund anything, cannot fix anything and certainly cannot create anything for the future and the prime minister's main job is to be a sin eater to absorb the public's hate while the ruling class rip more copper from the walls and ban complaining about it

Scottish!

Starmer recognized Palestine only after France forced him, sanctioned settlers only after Biden was no longer around to push back against it, refused to ban illegal trade with illegal settlements, never published the UK’s response to the ICJ’s 2024 ruling, and jailed dozens of Palestine activists.

remembered this just now youtu.be/Mn8x0QbN4f8

"oh nice i see keir starmer brought his packed lunch today"

Caves of Could You Maybe Post 10% Less Please

why have Blood Incantation put out a gorgeous ambient EP. why've they done me like this youtu.be/rf2G1jcDbU0

in case you've never seen it, here is the original reddit thread where a dude posts looking for legal advice bc he thinks his landlord is breaking in and leaving post it notes everywhere, and someone in the comments saves his life by correctly diagnosing him with carbon monoxide poisoning

yeah I've been to a local Labour meeting before

Our latest newsletter went out yesterday. Bit of a chilled one this time round, where the STP team take some time to talk about some of our favourite books. That's it, no frills. Enjoy 📚

The Tartan Army's reputation for being relentlessly sound cunts cannot be understood outside of the context of Engish football's hooliganism crisis in the 80s. On one level it has been a success of proactive policy, but also cannot be truly separated from, essentially, a desire to troll the English.

those who live in glass houses should not fire fully automatic AR-15s

Aerial PARTIAL view of the anti racist, anti fascist crowd in Belfast right now. City Hall to the left for scale. This - this is the real Belfast. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

is daredevil (2003) a good movie? no not really. but does it feature joey pants looking like this? yes it does

These are the 30 women killed since 2020 in Northern Ireland, all by white men 21 killed in their homes by men they knew. The youngest 20, the oldest 82 21 were mothers, 4 were killed with their children in the home. Two were pregnant Nobody rioted over their murders www.bbc.com/news/article...

It's called Bread Roll because I'm putting it on one. I'm back thinking about eating hippos

This is unbelievably at £132k. The difference this will make can not be overstated.

this was excellent

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Leo Rush is Danhausen for adults

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

I continue to be fascinated by the phenomenon whereby an expert engages with any of the LLMs on their field of expertise and is instantly horrified by the wrong answers, and then goes on to use it for things they are not experts in as though it won’t be just as bad for those.

last night I spoke to a Chilean in Spanish. he speaks English with a Scouse twang, knows about Scottish football, went on a rant about how AI sucks and how evil Palantir are. I love people

Preemptive post:

that American guy still has the Nazi tattoo huh. could just get it removed at any point

we need a moratorium on showing me what the worst people on earth think about a video game starring a woman

Typebar is a terrific magazine that people should support. Interesting pieces each issue that you won't find in other places; they paid me to write 4K words about my gripes with a card game lol. We need outlets that support writers getting weird. They're trying to do that. They're worth your time.

this is a fucking painting

me rating chris benoit at 10 on cagematch.net

🚨DR UK's Statement on the EHRC's New Code of Practice "We are appalled at implications that an adequate workaround is trans people using Disabled toilets instead. We will not be used as a loophole in the wider erosion of trans rights." Full statement👇 www.disabilityrightsuk.org/news/disabil...

Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"