Asil has been reborn as a valkyrie ✨ after a very brutal battle so she has some fancy new scars #dndart #dndoc #ttrpg #dnd

well, time to slowly end my holiday and check the news properly for the first time since Friday morning

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

My neighbour told me Kuwaiti air defence keeps eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he had and he told me he just goes and gets another F-15 so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F-15s to Kuwaiti air defence and then his daughter started crying

This is a really weird fantasia of Edinburgh (and its geography) as it never was and is *full* to the brim of the sorts of simple yet glaring errors and anachronisms you would never have gotten if you hadn't left it to a computer to just barf out an averagised slop answer.

Yeah, this tracks

Dusk of Oolacile (2025) ✨🫧 #soulsborne | #darksouls | #fanart

Was really enjoying orange juice yesterday

the kind of wisdom one would hope to find in anxient tomes 🩸

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

People moan about British railways but good luck getting a glass of wine in Swedish 1st class at 10:30am. Here they wheel that booze cart down the aisle even before they bring out the bacon rolls.

Problem with both the question and answer is that "do you join an insane pre-emptive war of choice" and "how do you deal with the consequences of an ally doing one of those without telling you, given your knowledge of WWI" are quite different questions and the second is generally the important one

DON'T BUY TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE! On 1 April, the government is quietly changing the rules. Off-Peak & Anytime tickets become non-refundable after 23:59 the day BEFORE you travel. If you wake up & find your event cancelled, NO REFUNDS, even on £100+ tickets. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/far...

🐰うさぎさん小学校🏫 どれから たべよっかなぁ〜

Occasionally think about how “Resident Evil” is a nonsense, babelfish esque title, only really fits two of the games, and basically only exists because of copyright concerns over the actual name (Biohazard, for those unfamiliar) And yet, it’s perfect

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

i am 100% not cool enough to be in situations where the coke gets busted out but i'm going to posit that its resurgence in popularity from the '10s on explains more about how politics works across the left-right and insider-outsider spectrum more than most ppl would suspect

I somewhat understand the rational argument for, like, “this war has started and we’re in no position to undo it, so we have to protect our citizens/bases/allies”, but, I mean, for fuck’s sake, we’re gonna be actively aiding the belligerents in this war

It’s IMO one of the most remarkable marketing achievements the way that the UAE successfully marketed itself to “economically successful enough to be an attractive proposition to UAE, intellectually incurious enough not to have noticed that his dog *is* in the middle of a warzone” people.

Scooby dubai doo

I love humans so much because at any given moment they can look at you with a straight face and tell you their dog is in Dubai

Starmer's ability to find the exact sweetspot which pisses off everyone is extraordinary. He's a savant.

An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The 1st orders a beer. The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of what he ordered" The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of that..." The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says: "I get it, but you need to know your limits."

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Hills, water, tight historic areas … can’t think of a more complicated place to try this than Bilbao and yet they did it. A great city even if you never go to the Guggenheim (the subway goes to the beach!). Our only barriers here in Toronto are political.

One may gently point out that the New Statesman since Cowley left has shown how appointing a new leader who whilst not ideal can rapidly improve things by putting better people in key roles and stopping deliberately offending its core consistuency

As is only right and proper, Welsh Cakes are #RecipeOfTheDay, with thanks to Heulwen Williams who let me play with her granny’s recipe. Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 www.nigella.com/recipes/wels...

my new resolution is to normalise threads to just celebrate people I love because I saw a friend and colleague post about how another friend and colleague was this great person and my immediate thought was fuck no no no how can they have died because the only tributes you ever see anymore are obits

That’s because the way people use LLMs in real life is ‘do my homework for me’.

Quite literally the official chatbot of the war in Iran

When you realise HR are never going to help you

ah yes, the two genders

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has now achieved the impressive accolade of becoming the first ever presenter of Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message to have been taken out by an Israeli airstrike.

Cyris for Tali on vgen🖤

Finally, finally, finally able to post this!! My babies 😭♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ They belong together. It is them or nobody else. ( #dnd #oc #ocart #dndart #art )

Yo what happened to getting to know people. What happened to asking people questions and learning about who they are before you choose to slap on the friends sticker.

Zac Goldsmith pivoted from bit-right-greeny-centrist to dog-whistle anti-immigration racist to try and beat Sadiq. Got himself smashed in the London Mayorals as a result. As every Tory has since. Crazy to think the lesson Labour HQ keep taking from that nationally is 'be more like Zac"

I'm a game design genius

うさぎさんの学校シリーズ はじまるよー🏫🌸

gave jinny braids in wilds lowk kind of obsessed

It's all 'leave the EU to rebuild our Commonwealth ties' when there's a referendum on, but a different tune when it comes to Commonwealth citizens exercising their 112-year old right to vote in a parliamentary by-election.

Gee, it's almost like the Tolkien estate understands the limits of IP law. Also, historically they've really not been a standout where litigiousness is concerned. Which is why both Games Workshop and WOTC exist. Along with, well, really, most of a genre.

Reminder that if you see something horrific, there is good evidence that playing Tetris as soon as possible helps. Giving yourself PTSD from seeing photos or film clips doesn’t help anyone.

Hi, I have diagnosed c-PTSD and this is true and if you suck at tetris, any bright coloured fast game requiring rapid eye movement and decision making will do! it also helps if you witness something triggering and are trying to stave off an episode

I mean I cry no tears for him if this is true but god knows what this does to the country, the region and to the world