Hey trans friends! Hey autistic friends! Hey trans, autistic friends! I'm very glad you're here! (Haven't said it for a bit. Felt like a good time.)

Larry Ellison is worth $392 billion. He's bought: —Sailing team ($875 million) —Estate in Cali ($200 million) —98% of a Hawaiian island ($300 million) Now he's trying to acquire TikTok, HBO, CNN—and push them right. A lot of good his giant tax breaks are doing the rest of us.

I'm watching Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. Because.

It’s so easy to change your settings to ensure you’re adding alt text to your images, people. #accessibility #a12y www.zdnet.com/article/how-...

OMG I saw this and all I could think of was @osephala.bsky.social and Euphie (is he on this thing?) and I laughed so hard.

For those that were super upset about PizzaGate, they are awfully quiet about the Epstein files.

Subtly downgrade a band: Barenaked Laddies

OH MY FUCKING GOD 😫

Truth Social has a hilarious way to glitch

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Get. Off. Twitter.

And then there’s this fucking guy, bravely avoiding any conflict or sense of duty to the American public. YOU CAN’T HAVE BIPARTISANSHIP IF THE OTHER SIDE’S STATED GOAL IS TO ERADICATE YOU FROM SOCIETY YOU STUPID BINCH

Cancelling streaming services may cause them feel pain, but cancelling cruises and vacations will bring real hurt.

Another #CluesBySam video is up! youtu.be/BTAU03-sMfk?...

Oh this is just perfect.

boomers

The good news is I will save $45 a month.

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

I stand with PBS. I stand with NPR. I stand with Stephen Colbert. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. I stand with the First Amendment. PERIOD.* *Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

More #CluesBySam play! @gamesam.bsky.social youtu.be/gDH8EXieRFY

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Like I want to state this very bluntly, Jimmy Kimmel is being pilloried by fascists because he *played a clip of a thing that the president said to a journalist*

Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...

"Long COVID is a mystery." No, sis. The only mystery here is why the hell you think that in this, the year of our lord 2025, five years into this pandemic. That's a you problem.

Oh look, another bold-faced lie from JD Vance.

It's an important point

An heir to the M&M fortune wants his fiancee to sign an agreement before the wedding but can't decide whether to make it Plain or Prenup.

We are in a massive Covid surge right now. No one will tell you this, because they’re still trying to prop up the “Covid is over” narrative. Every day we learn more about the harmful long term effects of repeat infections. Get your vaccine (if you can). Wear a respirator. Clean the air.

Perfect.

ICE claimed the father tried to hit them with his car or that he "dragged" one of the agents. Then bystander video was released showing this was completely false. ICE executed a man on the street in broad daylight.

Today is a FINE FUCKING DAY to stop posting screenshots from Twitter, a platform your dumb ass should have abandoned a long time ago. Stop wading in sewage and bringing us the ripest turds.

Another #BluePrince #DareMode video is out. Is this where we win? youtu.be/9PbIEiZXYx8

Age verification? I saw ET five times in the theatre.

Age verification? I passed age verification in Leisure Suit Larry.

his father was unavailable for comment

That’s because it’s a crime, Donald.

Everyone who thinks you can just wait it out until the next election instead of pushing for removal just has no idea how bad it is or how fast it is collapsing

69% percent of Democrats and 21% of Independents are either furious or angry.

Literally the second meme I've made in my life.

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

Confused about security doors, keycards, and more in #BluePrince? Check out my short and sweet video to explain things. youtu.be/Inhp4Sa07Qc

Leave my files where I fucking put them, microsoft, and don't fucking touch them unless or in anyway otherwise than how I tell you to.

Could like not use it I dunno

The thing about living in a human society is you either decide that everyone (except those for whom it would be medically dangerous) has to take VACCINES into their bodies or everyone (with no exceptions at all) has to take VIRULENT PATHOGENS in from those around them and, look, the first is better.

The #BluePrince #DareMode grind continues! youtu.be/fbZu2pjXFYE

Slept in a Barenaked Ladies shirt, woke up with a million dollars -- and Kraft Dinner.

Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.