I guess this is about as close as it gets to good news these days (previous estimate was about 3.6C of heating)

having an american pope feels fuckin crazy man this must be how italians and whatnot feel all the time

Nov 13th 1955 - After sending Marty #BackToTheFuture, Doc Brown awoke the next morning to find the vision of Marty he had immediately afterwards wasn't a vision, and Marty had actually returned from the future 📽️📅 Back to the Future Part III (1990)

Nov 13th 1955 - Elastigirl's last known activity, prior to the Superhero Relocation Program, which forced "supers" to permanently live their secret identities, and give up all superhero activity. 📽️📅 The Incredibles (2004)

It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.

Ryan Murphy is going to try to write and direct this limited series and I just want him to ... not do that.

Bus fare famously repels criminals.

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

Nov 12th - The Hill Valley clock tower was struck by lightning, George decked Biff and saved Lorraine, Marty travelled Back to the Future. 📽️📅 Back to the Future (1985)

Nov 12th - Biff was given the almanac by his future self. Marty got stranded in 1955 after the DeLorean was struck by lightning. 📽️📅 Back to the Future Part II (1989)

Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool

Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films

lmao even if I had the last name, the strict rules of this casting call would prevent me from submitting, because I spell Jeffrey with the e and r flipped.

my own personal "was the Grink there" I have to deal with after I forgot the word "garlic" years ago

Nov 11th 1918 - Benjamin Button was born on Armistice Day. 📽️📅 The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)

Nov 11th - Frontpage of the Gotham Globe "Winged Freak Terrorizes Gotham's Gangland" 📽️📅 Batman (1989)

this is literally never not accurate

Incredible pairing. Beautiful news.

HOLY SHIT www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

what investigators are calling a gangnam-style execution

lost and forgotten :(

We pay for the government. Every time they're evil or callous, that's your money going to fuck with people. I don't want them to be careful or slow or cowardly, I want them to sell tickets to the trials.

‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up https://theonion.com/gta-vi-delayed-until-developers-get-grades-up/

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Tim Kaine is a Tim pain in my ass

Nov 10th - Sarah Connor recorded a message for her unborn son, John Connor. 📽️📅 The Terminator (1984)

8 Dem Senators last night

i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is

i'm not gonna let this drag me into the hell of despair, i am gonna yell at every dem sen i can. i am gonna continue to help my community where i can. & i am gonna—as i have been doing for probably ten years now—throw as much hate as i possibly can in the direction chuck schumer, that punk ass bitch

God fucking dammit Every year I’m not ready for it

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

my new column lost its home this weekend, so for posterity, here's my first and only Action Canon essay about Eastern Condors

Rewatched Carol Burnett’s last scene on Better Call Saul and started tearing up at how much she kills her final line.

Mamdani is going to implement Sharona law. All Monk episodes with Natalie Teeger will be banned.

happy to have this on my wall more than ever, when we don't get the sun anymore. gonna be a long four months.

last night my husband told me that the moment he fell in love with me was six years ago, before we even met, when he saw these pictures of me trapped in santacon hell lmao

Nov 9th - Sarah Wilder, at her half-sisters wedding, found herself stuck in a timeloop with Nyles, another wedding guest. Nyles was already stuck in the timeloop, and had been for some time. 📽️📅 Palm Springs (2020)

vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that

Who would win in a fight? Macaulay Culkin armed with an exposed wire, or Elijah Wood leading an army of bees?

Panic buying has started

Nov 8th 2018 - Wealthy author, Harlan Thrombey, had his 85th birthday party with his family. The next morning, he was found dead. 📽️📅 Knives Out (2019)

hey elon human beings say this to me all the time and it fucking rocks. try being lovable

Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response