I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Goddamn, lol

So we had a WHOLE deliberation with multiple people; board artists, Directors, ADs, Supervising director, over whether or not Hank would sit in the back seat of an uber or be weird and make it awkward by sitting in the front seat. Ultimately we decided Hank seems like a “front seat of the uber” type

ITS BACK. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H3x...

We're fully operational after battling Bloomberg's illegitimate copyright strike. Here's what we learned about the process from within the YouTube strike system: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y_K...

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories

we're gonna get rolling in about 10 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...

The implication that the US Dems should clearly shift away from Centrism based on this is unfortunately not backed by that ideology being the cause of Labour's unpopularity. The same polling outfit shows first place Reform UK ahead of Labour by 9 points. d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/Vo...

@kobuddy.bsky.social on @tietuesday.bsky.social 's stream just absolutey nailing it www.twitch.tv/tietuesday/c...

just copy pasting @mattlevineofficial.bsky.social from yesterday because it is all extremely funny

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

Lmao. I went to this school. Just so absurd how fucked up the university seems to be now. www.tumblr.com/mossworm/792...

It is really worth checking out the last week or two of this Tumblr profile. Long story short: someone apparently got fired for questioning FMNH's adoption of an LLM that is very clearly terrible at its job. www.tumblr.com/mossworm

Art www.wickedclothes.com/products/bot...

Always a good day when I can stop by Punjabi Deli in the East Village for a delicious <$10 lunch.

The red pandas have a nice interconnected set of enclosures. They are also next to the otters.

Neither borb nor birb. berb?

I went to the zoo and saw some aminals. Here is an otter.

saw this on fb marketplace, we must have lost a legend

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gang

Pope Leo, reignite the Crusades. The Holy Land and its people need you.

“It is absolutely in the public interest to do this kind of journalism and the fact that the [Flock] CEO wants to write this off as clickbait shows he wants to disregard legitimate criticism,” EFF’s @maassive.bsky.social told @unraveledpress.com. unraveledpress.com/a-dea-agent...

these fucking dumbass bots

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A shirt to cause psychic damage to a specific type of person (found on Hot Topic on clearance)

we have to stop

Just girl stuff

Possibly my favorite internet video of all time remains Happy Harry's "Saturday Morning Watchmen"

I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds

I think there might be a small continuity error in the most recent issue of Jeremy Adams' (@spacekicker.bsky.social) Green Lantern (#25). Hal says Amy is 14 in the most recent issue, but her debut in this week's New History of the DCU puts her 13th b-day around the time Dick becomes Nightwing.

sometimes i'm amazed by the creativity of philly drivers. flipping your car the whole way over on a one-lane 25mph residential street? only a true artist could do that

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

Today is the 30th anniversary of the Day that Newsweek Discovered Bisexuality. To mark the occasion, I’m going to tell you all a little story. 1/

What a headline.

Horses singing Dangerzone needs posted

just saw this

Lol, just watched an ep of Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant rehab show and it's in the Philly area. I've passed by it before and I wish I went there sooner to get some of those wasteful portions of dry brisket and probably good mac and cheese

Chilling

Fight stick found at my local FGC tournament

At #toomanygames2025 and had a face blindness moment where I saw @chuggaaconroy.bsky.social at the pokemon stadium tournament but did not realize it was him and thought it'd be too weird to tell a random person that they looked like chuggaconroy

bluesky is the #1 app for introspection

lol @ The Fyad Killer only having 12 posts over a span of 7 months in 2013, two of which were in fyad anyone can have a passion for posting these days...

Sicko idea #1: Eat a whole can of cranberry sauce on my own outside of Thanksgiving - Accomplished Sicko idea #2: Eat a whole party tray of cocktail shrimp on my own - Pending Sicko idea #3: Taking suggestions now