House Finch watercolor painting #Housefinch #bird #bitdpainting #watercolor #painting #art

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral https://theonion.com/trump-on-fence-about-attending-ayatollahs-funeral/

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

1. He's an idiot. 2. He's an idiot. 3. He's an idiot. 4. He's an idiot. 5. He's an idiot.

Hardest working man in the government.

“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan

John Oliver returns for a new season and dives straight into Kristi Noem, ICE, and DHS. youtu.be/5-KDUOHEZFk?...

Who is Jesus's ad agency?

Did I just see a Jesus ad?

Looks like RFK has a title for his memoir!

Now this is an Olympic event.

When I've just had my morning Wheaties and coffee

come on

Perfect

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Good boy! Screenshot from Dumb Daddies (Max Davidson, 1928), a very funny short little film you can see here; youtu.be/Q8Da08ty7Ng?...

The Kennedy Center in two years

Wisconsin brewing company promises 'free beer, all day long, the day he dies.'

Any car caught in the ivy is a ground rule double.

The last word of every sentence is in italics here, the better to imagine the Beastie Boys rapping about quicklime.

We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize shit again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar.

Looking forward to the day when we win hard enough to not need articles like “what are the paramilitaries spraying at you?: a helpful guide”

You can say Merry Protein again

The “vanilla Sprite” option on these Coke mix machines is just to weed out the sociopaths. You’re going on a list.

Thanks for the idea!

Air Force One

Didn't Motorized Hand That Oozes Lotion From Its Pores win the Kentucky Derby last year?

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

I’m just glad the US military is finally focused on the real threats - Minnesota and Denmark.

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

babe whats wrong you havent touched your motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores

I knew there was a big game tonight because the grocery store was full of men and the bakery had football cakes.

Governor I was not familiar with your game

Home Alone game: Drink every time Daniel Stern crosses his eyes in pain

The best gift.

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

2,000 laid-off Paramount employees are wondering where tf the company just found $100 billion.

New painting. Petey's in trouble. #watercolor #painting #art #petehegseth

37% of Republicans can go fuck themselves.

Spotify: "Here are your top five songs that we selected for you on shuffle"

"You know the difference between a real science and a pseudoscience? A real science recognizes and accepts its own history without feeling attacked." - Foucault

It's December. The goal is to find MELIA a home for Christmas. We can do this. Over 810 days waiting. Poor baby. A quiet adult only home, no dogs, cats are ok. 3.5 years old, around 50 lbs. Come on New York! Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793