And once again we see that no weapon formed against Laura Hudson shall prosper.

every time I see “Super Bowl LIX” all I can think about is this

have you ever thought about the fact that your pets are constantly looking up your nose

the only good kings are beds

this is not the way to phish me

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lo-fi beats to spiral out of control to

it’s important to celebrate the small victories

I personally want to congratulate Donald Trump for finally winning a popular vote

i got a haircut

Any machine can be a smoke machine if you operate it poorly enough

whenever people ask me about AI i just stare into the middle distance and say “all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again”

no, i’m doing great, why do you ask

oh shit it’s me talking about Hackers (1995) with @jbouie.bsky.social

uncrustables rule everything around me

what’s the worst part of your personality? for me i think it’s the almost narcotic feeling i get when someone cancels plans that i secretly don’t want to do. i try to give no outward sign but internally it feels like i have won ten super bowls and been anointed by god

look at my tiny chocolate croissant

This is fascinating social media jujitsu. Faine gets attacked by people clout-farming off of empty gestures and ineffectual posting about Gaza, and uses all the negative attention to do something that is *actually* equal to BSky's affordances: crowdfund for their friend.

the ‘80s are back

time for pizza and lucky charms cocoa

The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials

i want to be in my rain and sauce era so bad

is someone making trevor noah do this

I am begging my Bluesky friends not to respond to trolls, because the platform's setup means that every time you do, that troll's inciting, offensive statement ends up on the timelines of all your friends and taints everybody's day! I really want to see YOUR thoughts, not theirs.

for real tho

You ever wish there were a real-life horny bat, except that instead of sending people to horny jail, it would finally allow them to believe that terrible men are terrible, especially when those men say “i am terrible,” do a lot terrible things, and promise to do more? Because I do

this cat food brand name drives me nuts. you always feel like you are reading it wrong, no matter how many times you read it i don’t need the fucking sphinx telling me riddles every time i want to feed my cat. just be a name i don’t have time for this

Date someone who says things like: • Drive safe • Text me when you get home • I miss you • One night while I was eating fries outside of a 7-11, Keanu Reeves walked up, asked to borrow a french fry & then proceeded to eat fries out of my hand like a baby deer • I'm proud of you

Being non-binary means clothes aren’t split into men’s and women’s. Instead they’re split into cute-but-impractical and convenient-but-fuck-ugly.

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My favourite nacho fact is that the trisodium citrate that makes the cheese liquidy is literally NaCHO (Na3C6H5O7).

if the golden globes continue to be this much of a mess every year, i will start watching not sure they were aiming for the chaos demo, but you get who you summon

i absent-mindedly put my phone down on the bathroom shelf, and when i used Find My Phone to locate it, the vibrations knocked it into the toilet i do impressive work

Wanna see the coolest animal name ever

my cat is going full goblin mode, i embrace her spirit

this has been a very strange night

A good song for whatever is left of it https://youtu.be/ii6kJaGiRaI?si=7UAiY8LDyONRo0C5

What’s a good show to have on behind a handheld video game? I need something pleasant; not so good I have to watch it and not so bad i have to turn it off

every time i eat a sandwich it is like being reborn

does this make more sense if you understand sports or do i know everything i need to know https://twitter.com/poptartsbowl/status/1740566027912855583?s=46&t=-1mNBRotWW_RYV7kts2TfQ

This paragraph from the NYRB's review of Werner Herzog's new memoir is REALLY something else

Richard Kyle writing in Graphic Story Magazine, 1970.

Naomi Klein's "Doppelganger" came out just 4 weeks before the war in Gaza started

shoutout to my aunt cindy who easily won christmas with the transition “that’s a great top. so what do you think about Hamas?”

I consume media nonstop but I have never really watched football so this is kinda fun. The announcers are a trip. I love the creaking diplomacy in their voices when they talk about fuck ups. “That was an… interesting decision” like they’re my mom describing my prom dress

An ancient holy banger

believe it or not i can get my pizza delivered like this

We don’t talk enough about how often crunchy cottagecore shit veers into serial killer behavior

This post has been haunting me all day. This hits home.