so those checks and balances didn’t mean shit, huh?

You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people

kinda funny to see a commander in chief cosplaying as a commander in chief

i was actually planning a vacation in Greenland at the start of february, but it now seems like that would be unwise considering... you know...

underground transgender mafia is the title of my next poetry chapbook

the Aurigid meteor shower peaks tonight, so if your skies are clear, go outside, look for a shooting star, and wish for a world without empires

the only arms i want to take up belong to tall women who work out

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

This seems unnecessary

this is making such a mockery of the FIFA peace prize

every day, i wake up one second closer to doomsday, and i’m tired of being in a world so eager to end

I resolve to be imperfect #poetry

i hope everyone’s donning now their gay apparel

pouring one out for all the people who have to do their own jobs today, with chatgpt being down

big tech companies bragged about how they fired all their developers and got AI to generate all their code, and now there's a major internet outage every week

using AI makes you one of those assholes with unearned confidence — Fernandes et al (2026)

i’m tired of this place

PA FOLKS LOOK OUTSIDE !! Always feel so blessed to see a celestial event 🌌

So this happened an hour ago. I don’t think I’ve seen red this deep in a long time. You could see it quite clearly with the naked eye. #aurora

the worst thing about the 2020s is seeing so many people i used to respect turn out to be transphobes, abusers, genocide apologists, or just indifferent to all of those things

the outcome i'm quietly hoping for is that all these billionaires show themselves to be such pathetic dork ass losers that it puts people off the entire concept of being rich for generations to come

china's been hard at work, switching to solar energy, reducing emissions, and sending spacecraft to the moon. meanwhile, every western country is busy playing in the sandpit of "what if fascism again?"

i’ve been to a place with cold, crisp nights without a sunrise, but the temperature was… a little lower than that

wait, is america still shut down?

oh, is he preparing to announce another skyrim re-release?

why is there AI in my terminal app? seriously, who asked for this?

journalists always write headlines saying that "experts claim" stuff like this, and then you read the article and it's just avi fucking loeb again

it would take you over 31000 years to count to one trillion

guy gets a trillion dollar payday so he can waste the rest of his life making imaginary girlfriends. turns out, money really can’t buy happiness.

i do take some small solace in the stipulation “if tesla meets its goals”. we can still collectively end tesla. millennials, you know what to do. we’ve apparently spent our entire lives training for this.

hot take but if “the west” can be destroyed by the presence of women, then it deserves to be destroyed and i’m glad it’s dead

if we allow trillionaires to exist, then we have failed as a civilisation and as a species

A final fuck off to James Watson and to every news source who’s naming him as one of two co-discoverers of DNA structure without mentioning Rosalind Franklin. 🖕

i don’t chase, i attract. mostly mosquitoes, but still.

Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.

the tech industry is pretty funny, because a bunch of pretentious dudes invented software that generates sentences and now they think they’re demigods

why do they want to turn it into an AI and robotics juggernaut? is it because their car sales are doing poorly? do they understand why that’s happening?

You can't even call Tesla shareholders a proper cargo cult though, because half the time Elon can't make the car go.

this is no longer an embarrassing time to be alive. it has become an actively offensive time to be alive

oh, fuck off

generative AI works by returning the statistically most probable reply to your query. in other words, it’s mediocre by definition.

at this point, i’m convinced that half the AI things out there are just ways to fool you into giving more data to the slop machine

semi-regular reminder that soldiers aren’t allowed to use tear gas in combat because that would be a war crime

the trouble with the 5th of november is that in 2025, blowing up parliament doesn’t sound like a bad idea

more than 2 million votes in a NYC mayoral election for the first time since 1969. turns out, the way to fix voter apathy is to give people a candidate they actually care about. who knew?

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

loving all the videos of new yorkers dancing in the streets

i’ve been a regular donor to @wikipedia.org for years, but this is testing my willingness to continue. genocide denial is not neutrality. ignoring the verdict of 16 international organisations is not neutrality.