Eltons on 🎹 #totp

I held the door open for a man in a shop in Levenshulme today

Ooh, BTTF II? Don't mind if I do, BBC1

I just accidentally heard some of the Jeremy Vine show and, well, abolish the licence fee

This was my Christmas present to me

Belt up Paul #totp

How is it only half past six? When's bedtime?

Feast. Now collapsed in a stuffed heap

What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...

Festive fish stew bubbling away nicely

Time to panic!

I'm working tomorrow, after being off since last Monday and then I'm off again until new year. I've got the OED on alert to be ready with a brand new definition of "bare minimum"

Need to write one of those hustle day-in-the-life stories from the perspective of my baby. “I start the day at 4am — sleep is for the weak. I don’t do traditional meals. Instead I refuel with a personalised drink developed to fulfil all my needs. And I spend 1-2 hours a day just screaming, yeah.”

“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”

@allelitewrestling.com Turn the lights off #AEWDynamite

since it's Riot Cabaret tonight, here's a treat from last year's: Thunder Rosa and Mr Blobby doing Fairytale of New York for Day 16

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

i am standign for election. i promise to do Nothing 🥇

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

I call this "The Lying Screen"

"We, the techbro community, are delighted to announce our new device that allows you to ejaculate immediately. Where messy sex and blowjobs used to take minutes or even hours to complete, our new tech will allow you to reach climax in *nanoseconds*, allowing you more time to do work and chores."

Wrestling! #TheWrestling

I feel like Keir Starmer needs to communicate better that he controls the weather

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

Sweet. If you're in Cardiff I recommend going to the wrestling this weekend

‘Inoffensive man’? He’s condoned and abetted a literal genocide and actively promoted fascist rhetoric. Chalk that down as two reasons why he’s ‘viscerally loathed’

CN: rape The more often we tell these stories the harder it is for stealthing rapists to pretend it was all a mistake. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-2/ This time in '23

this is whose reputation they're trying to whitewash www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/politics/...

The court ruled that: She sent racist messages to colleagues. She lied in her evidence. She bullied her trans colleague. Trans women do not present any risk to other women in changing rooms to toilets. The headlines don't seem to mention those facts.

You don't have to bring on Dorgu for Dalot or vv in literally every game.

BRING BACK LIME CORDIAL also "Pineapple Flavour Dessert" is very Butterfield Chocolates

it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying

Jon Moxley talking about trading Johnny Saint tapes I'm happy to stay up late for #ROHFinalBattle

Danny observing the code of honor, he's a good boy

Bought some of this and I think it might have ruined all other bread for me

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

If I don't get to see Dalton Castle and The Outrunners at least once while AEW are in the UK I'm going to be mildly disgruntled

I once had a doctor's appointment that involved - let's not be coy here - her putting her finger up my bottom. Afterwards, she said "While you're here I'll just check your blood pressure" and after she did she said "Hmm, possibly I should have done things in a different order here"

😢

Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.

It's worth noting that the Government has a massive majority and could fix this in an instant with a one-line piece of legislation. It doesn't want to.

it's the International Day of People with Disabilities so lemme remind you that we have a website providing accessibility info on britwres venues: britwresforeveryone.com

nobody gives this much of a shit about the obr

adf lawyers represent 'for women scotland', 'sex matters', 'lgb alliance', and 'keira bell'. labour are also in bed with these ppl. wes streeting is constantly cheering on 'the darlington nurses' who are represented by the adf. @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social allows 'sex matters' to set policy.

No need to subtweet Keir Starmer mate

Why could this version of Pickford not play against United?

MxM TV vs Dalton Castle and The Outrunners was a serioussporting contest #AEWCollision