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Last year I was overjoyed to work on two recipes for @miaowzine.bsky.social. They raised $3,653.26 for RAPS Cat Sanctuary with additional donations made to local shelters in five different countries.

youre going to be ok, its as shrimple as that

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.

Barley / Fig 🧿

when creating an oc, remember the 3 S rules: 1. self-indulge 2. spite 3. sthink with your dick

i'm resubbing to ffxiv let's play a fun game called "where did i log out last"

really the only advice I can give both new and old users is don’t sub to blocklists, because people use them for revenge and trolling and you’ll end up blocking people you like 💀

I guess though, now is the time to remind everyone that I do draw! I'm a traditional and digital media artist. My current "day job" has cut a lot into my free time, but I love art, original characters, fantasy, giant robots and creating when I can. (Also tell me about ur ocs) #selfpromo #art

Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself 1. Does this need to be said 2. Does this need to be said by me 3. Does this need to be said by me right now It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)

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i had to drop what i was doing to make this

i keep getting caught gazing at people's newborn babies. relax pal i'm just hungry

(leaving a yelp review after getting my ass kicked six or seven times during a single meal at the fancy restaurant) The bread was honestly fantastic

yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.

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the horrors are never-ending and so is the laundry

It's time to settle in for dinner with the crew. Tonight I'll be serving up salmon wellington. I've got the recipe over in the @sanjicookbook.bsky.social zine! Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com November 15th-December 31st to get this stunning seafood dinner recipe and many more!!!

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fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season

tired: Amelia Bedilia was silly and foolish and excessively literal wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs

Hey! At the time I shared it there was some demand for it, so I made a print of this piece, available for a limited time (mid january for now)! Get it this holiday season! 🎁 Link below! 👇

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

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A nice drink is a great way to end the night after a tasty dinner, yes~? Enjoy this double Robin approved fruity "Bon Voyage" cocktail (as Miss Nico Robin enjoys it just as much as I do!) From @sanjicookbook.bsky.social !! sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com ✨Available now until Dec 31st✨

between pto, holidays, and the other stuff, I think I worked a grand total of 8 days in november and it's actually really difficult to get my brain back on track. and it's cold.

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*kicks down the door like Big Bird in that one gif* VISIT YOUR LIBRARY WE'VE GOT DVDS WE'VE GOT CDS WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK

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This is still going on and it's still a great time to nab gifts for the holiday! (Apologies, still no shipping to the EU)

I've designed a new form of martial art where you simply admire your opponent's fighting stance as with the guiltless eyes of a child

hey so i know times are hard for a lot of folks so just wanted to recommend lasagna love. it's an organization of volunteers and you can request a free home-cooked lasagna meal from them just by filling out this short form: lasagnalove.org/request-a-me...

Final Fantasy 6 has a 17 minute song that fucking slaps and it's only played once in the entire game and it's at the final boss and it takes an estimated 40-50 hours to reach the final boss.

im tired of arcanum sandbox grinding i want to be loved.

As Bibi points out further in the thread, these are convertible bags - which means, they're backpacks, they're messenger bags... wear them as you want. You don't need to use a wheelchair to get these. (But if you DO use a wheelchair, they have attachment points for them!)

Pantone picking white as the color of the year seems to be the straw that might break my sanity.

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes