Things I'm not allowed to say on work calls

New car magnet just dropped 🌈

Gonna go even further: don't refer to it as "consuming media" when doing this. You aren't a consumer - it's not a product. You read books. You look at art. You watch movies and/or videos. Be careful about word choice. Reject "consume" and REJECT "CONTENT." IT IS ART. YOU ARE ENGAGING WITH ART.

A big thank you to @pianobelt.bsky.social for drawing the cover for the sfw zine, Daydream Generation! Check out the store in the link below~ yyhzine.bigcartel.com

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The store for the Yu Yu Hakusho Zine, Daydream Generation, is open!! Spread the word~ yyhzine.bigcartel.com

One more day until our zine store opens!

Cat shaming: wouldn't tell me what she wanted from Small Press Expo so she's not allowed to get mad when I don't bring her back anything

Big day for everyone with a GBA Fire Emblem sprite as their profile picture

don't forget 🤖🚫

Hey, so my roommate is 1. Between jobs and 2. is dealing with his brain meat being giggled too hard recently. If you're looking for art, please consider commissioning him so that he can eat and I won't have to [redacted] the house for the [redacted] money. His portfolio is in the thread linked.

5 Days left before our store opens! Stay tuned, Spirit Detectives! #yyh #yuyuhakusho

Isaac Castlevania really said "get in loser, we're discovering our inherent worth as sapient beings & rebelling against the roles assigned to us by people who don't have our best interests at heart"

not to sound like a broken record but this is (one of the reasons) why history and literature are a tremendous salve to being a person alive at any one specific moment

Belatedly realizing wings on a backpack strap system + shoulder half-cape = not really feasible without looking real janky. Gay Little Cape to be shelved for a future project

happy labor day

This #LaborDay, let’s honor the millions who live in the shadows yet keep the American machine running. They deserve our respect. This means refusing to remain silent in the face of unnecessarily violent or aggressive ICE tactics. 🔗 tinyurl.com/bddybhk7

#swordtember SHELL Will try to do this this year so we’ll see

Please please please @ God it would be so nice 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Now taking bets on whether this order will make it here before Rennfest on Saturday 🤞😔

Why the FUCK does Terminator: Dark Fate only have 6.2/10 on IMDB. Imagine hating women & critiques of the American military/border patrol industrial complex so much u refuse to enjoy one of the better films in that series

Take note any and all conventions, we want to see MORE of this!

The most cursed thing to come out of this chat was someone imagining a portable sleep apnea machine to help with parkour in Bastion. It would have to be some kind of mini backpack iron lung, but you'd also need several attendants parkouring along behind you to make sure the bellows still pump

Please please please @ God it would be so nice 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

HOLD THE PHONE WAS THE TITLE "KAPPA MIKEY" JUST A PLAY ON かっぱ巻き ("kappamaki")(cucumber rolls) THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME

1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago

New ways my brain jumbling up words has cursed me: rendering "starts shooting lasers" as "sharts stooting lasers"

Please give my cute kitty ice cream sandwiches a try! It was my first time pushing a vegan ans gluten free recipe public, and I love how they came out!

Watched OG 1954 Godzilla for the first time yesterday, I liked the part where the fucked up little scientist guy looked directly into the camera & said "nukes are bad. In case you missed that"

GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU'RE A BIG BABY NUT AND YOU LIE IN THE SUN

Why is literally everyone acting like a goddamn fool on the phones today. What the fuck

Sophie, short for Esophagus,

Canada is on the verge of adopting a national standard requiring N95s in healthcare—and your voice can help make it happen.

You dont know jack about my cool wizard hat (ok now you do)

Hellsing is actually so good when u don't have an annoying bitch in ur ear going "omg you look just like [character that is textually and inarguably a Nazi] u should cosplay her teehee"

Holy shit T5W is this color perfect for Jinshi or what

Anime started going downhill when they stopped using jazz in their opening themes

Hey so because literally nothing good is allowed to happen right now, the VA Dept. of Health is having a town hall about banning transwomen in sports. If you're in the Richmond area, you can attend and make your voice heard about how ugly and stupid of an idea this is. More info at the link.

I may be a fuckup in many aspects of my life but at least I'm not "dating" a plagiarism bot

Dear child!me who wanted a cat so fucking badly: she's everything u could have hoped for ❤️

Finally fixed up my Nophica photos from Tekko and I'm 🥺😭 I can't wait to wear her again!! #ffxiv #ffxivcosplay

You'll get to the end of today. If all other goals seem unreachable or insurmountable, know that you'll do this much. You'll get there. I believe in you.

If I was actually supposed to work today I'm going to lose my mind

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Making ill-advised purchases bc I got 2 performance complaints in 1 week after getting zero for the past 5 years 🙃

For anyone who needs to hear this today.

What if I got really into making stickers again

MFW both me and the DM are bringing toy rats to our Curse of Strahd finale