N24 at night is just great, darkness means there's way more cuts to the pits and reminders that people are running monsters like this:

the nurb24 is god damn gorgeous

A few have gone now, but there's a still bunch of cute little ornaments available in my shop! wagtails.art/shop/

shopping list for Lidl

can't un-notice that Streeting looks like Kirkified Starmer, send help

lost another one, boys

they're saying they're the most inhumanas rampas known to science

What if Thomas the Tank Engine had sex with a Rubix cube. And also Thomas had a gun.

Well sir any accident you’re a part of is a freak accident haha. But yeah what’s the nature of your emergency

victor wembanyama is my seven foot four inch son who I love very much

slow worm! hey buddy!

Are they gonna use some actual Cumbrians this time you think? Or will they just all ~mysteriously~ be from Yorkshire or Newcastle, I wonder

A new small guy has decided they live in my shed now

This is a fantastic, sobering (no pun intended, but apt) interview with Jon Robins about his alcoholism. We all have that friend. Some might actually be that person. Worth reading either way. www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

Why unblocked everyone lol

This is not wrong.

The owners stubbornly persist in trying to license live football and hockey on TV and announcing their new channels and get real pissy when the goths call it sportsball and refuse to watch

Important posting metaphor: Bluesky is as if a bunch of people started a sports bar, but because the local big club got taken over by a creep, a lot of the goths and alt kids are now hanging out in the bar all the time, and the owners don't know what to do about it since they have no other customers

Reassuring to know I've been making my position clear enough tbf

whatup history nerds, time for another episode of what the critics are calling 'the explosions & fire of history (real + fictional)' let us go www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY27...

thinking about how most of England just doesn't have lakes. wild

Hands up if your org does this (no don't)

Sure AI is terrible for the environment, human learning, and getting things actually right ever but have you considered that it can also trick Ludwig into going around China introducing himself as "Pussy Burger"? youtu.be/ffNyaql_j4c

It's almost Roubaix time, so it must be time to watch this again www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUDh...

How has it taken me almost 30 years to realise BMW had a Jenny Holzer art car??

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

I am literally crying laughing

How has it taken me almost 30 years to realise BMW had a Jenny Holzer art car??

I note that they're happy to throw around the 1 in 15 (~6%) like it's a big number (true, in isolation) but there's no mention that *25% of the population* have a disability. No shit that there a lot of blue badge holders in that number!

Frantic nurse: We're losing him! Doctor who thinks irritating pessimism is savvy: You're a fool to think we ever had him

I've been having a really lucky weekend so far already, just saying

I'm vibrating, they only went and picked all the best possible options for this lineup youtu.be/_sQz0TyU7cE

I am in: Finland 🇫🇮

your grandparents voting for reagan

Pound for pound still in fact cheaper than buying regular mini eggs

I'm late to the party on this I know but if anyone remembers classic space station 13 shenanigans from back in the day you'll be glad to see they're very much still alive in 14 flavour youtu.be/jfjz1MnlxzE

Achieved the air travel dream of waiting at a random gate and binking the exact one my flight is at, this is the matrix and I am neo

I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this

I love Scott Seiss

It's spring and with no word of a lie: I am buying snowshoes

Happy ten year anniversary to the npm left-pad incident to those who celebrate 🥂

It’s too early for ham 😥

I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...