rubbing a genies big fat lamp rn i'll brb

doing big things in skate

My friend on discord made this

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

Hey, @acvalens.net Just got off my daily call with MC and tried a bit of a different approach. TLDR: I got the rep to say that the offical position of Mastercard is that if you're dissatisfied with their rules and service, you should just choose a different card provider/bank. cont.

"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."

Good morning 🫡

kris we need to kingdom the hearts #deltarune

my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end

you heard about these Coen Bros? they make a hell of a picture

google cloud incident report status.cloud.google.com/incidents/ow...

me when the credits interact with an element of the film like getting removed by windshield wipers:

sack two hundred seventy five

warhammer 40k: this is gotharius bloodwing. he has never washed his hair and has killed countless innocents. hes a member of the night lords legion and he comes from batman planet. he is an evil man who knows no solace from the torments of his soul tumblr: im going to put him in a little jar

You can tell bloodborne is trans because you shoot magic juice into your thigh that changes your body and then fight werewolves

My wife and I had a Hindu wedding ceremony in her parents backyard and the HOA bitched about it and fined them. Over the years my FIL has built up an Indian voting bloc and now they control the whole thing and he walks around the development like this telling white people to mow their fucking lawn

somethings brewing at d&d

big news

A free Palestine and an end to Microsoft's genocide profiteering.

shaq has left the nba on tnt set mid-broadcast because he had to go to the bathroom. fans have been anxiously waiting for this moment for more than 30 years. he has since returned to set as a 5'7, 150-pound man

hey remember how i said trans harassment will get worse if we don't do something about it? guess what's happening guys!! directly following the harassment, deplatforming, and disgusting abuse that has been hurled at ana valens, nyaraVT has been similarly hammered by right-wing extremism.

Thanks for the reminder, Gazlowe (Audio is from a clip by Northernlion)

i gotta figure out what makes this app tick that way i can make a fabled 'good post'..

The whole saga of SlopTubers like Ethan Klein and Mutahar calling for Hasan to be deplatformed over his support of Palestine and frivolously threatening to sue Noah Samsen for calling out their bullshit is the most I've ever felt like this meme.

EFFY: "Until they stop fucking with my friends, until they make a country which is safe outside this room, until those fucking Nazis are afraid again, this isn't just a wrestling show. this is the fucking people and we all bringing you the magic of pro wrestling the way it should be." #EffyBGBX

skug

Because of airline company i lost 800€ Please commission me or help on ko-fi ko-fi.com/alicemoon812 Even if i can't make back all 800 please help me salvage some of it

do you think justin wong sees iron fists parry in marvel rivals and gets flashbacks like a war veteran

evil gordon ramsey: omg its charcoal, thats epic-sauce!!!!

huge cyber monday deals going on on steam

ik i barely post on this account but uhh if anyone needs a barely qualified voice actor who has done one thing i am actively looking to expand my portfolio and would probably do it for free. ( and or if i want to do it obviously. )

ultrakillers if they were in a band #ultrakill

this is what love feels like, i think

canon

NEW KUNG FU KENNY

Trump’s cabinet

Eating the face of shaq like im in a bath salts psa.

we gave you a nude statue of John Ashcroft. we gave you chuck e cheese arcade vouchers for Black Asians. And still you vote against Honour..

made a max pumpkin (with lil ears!!!!)

i wake up swifties are bringing up old lyrics from an artist that actively got #1 on spotify/dissed taylor swift it dies down i wake up

Are you guys going Trick or Treating?

everyone's idol goromiku

Ashley's ballistics detonate

Hot wheel.