it used to be that you only had to catch up on the horrors two or three times a day but then they said oh no no no that’s not enough horrors

feeding on everyone’s smiles is a horror movie plot

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

ah yes the old little-known gresham tunnel it'll have waiters with beards and flannel and TATTOOS and and

Five classes I took in college Russian Organic chem History of Jazz Magazine feature writing “Literature of Excess”

If you forgot and left a crockpot on would it eventually burn your house down but take like 3-4 months

Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings

how sick do you think harry belafonte was of the banana boat song by the end

jane's addiction james brown sigur ros rage against the machine mccoy tyner

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

Jonathan Ross is the ICE agent who murdered an unarmed civilian on camera.

Naaaaaaailed it

Toyota Trip And Eject Me Chair

me: it hurts when I do this *looks at phone* doctor: *sobbing at phone* sorry what

tell your dog i said stfu

Do bears have lawyers

tfw you forgot to register the domain name, and someone else snatched it.

Ruin two bands by combining them Van HalenSync

U2LiveCrew

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Tariffs! 🎉

"Alien Vs Grinch"

Even more so because of how much it has to be infuriating certain people

This is what serious countries do.

I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens

This is incredible.

Maybe, uh, “tuning content to viewer preferences” isn’t the ideal strategy for making interesting, challenging, artistic shit

kids will straight up tell you that there’s nothing to eat when there’s an untouched head of cabbage in the vegetable drawer

rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.

With optional Ace Ventura add-on?

In my day we had this crazy solution called “flunking out,” is that just not a thing anymore

You thought your Thanksgiving was awkward

What is sass

Founder Jennifer Trepanier envisions a world where everyone behaves like puppies — unconditionally loving and nonjudgmental.

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right

Puts forgetting where you parked your car in perspective

I don’t have to tell you whether animal crackers are alive in the Toy Story universe. If you look in your heart you already know the horrific truth

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.

just wild guessing this place was osha violations from door to dumpster

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

or, just don't