Too many people still using Spotify and Substack

to use the ps5 i had to turn it on with the power button because the controller was dead wait for it to yell at me because the power disconnected at some point plug in the controller to actually use it rebuild the database update the firmware then update the controller's firmware console gaming,smh

I don’t care to read you chatting with your imaginary robot friend.

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th

"Contrary to baseless assertions that movements to defund and abolish prisons, police, and ICE are partially to blame for where we find ourselves, the refusal to heed these calls is precisely what paved the way for the current regime," @dreanyc123.bsky.social writes. https://bit.ly/4kvbZmZ

Gallup is worthless

they should just publish this image every week instead

“You can’t half-ass a whole lass; that makes you an ass whole by half” - Stella

Idk maybe I shouldn’t have to struggle to feel like a priority

On the flip side I found a pile of Magic cards I forgot about so I am rich in cardboard

My cat had dental surgery done yesterday where they extracted two teeth and now I am poor

I’m posting a lot because I’m manic

My sex hasn’t changed — it’s still awful!!

sometimes I worry about my naming conventions then I remember Gege got away with characters like Gojo and Jogo Hanami and Nanami Yuji and Yuki Geto and Toge and I feel a lil better

If overwatch is so good, why isn't there an overwatch 2?

Terrible. The bill now goes to the Senate. Make those calls. 202-224-3121 www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

congratulations everyone

It's gonna be hard to top this ROMEO IS A DEADMAN review

“Dead To Me” list updated

For everyone looking for Discord alternatives you need to ask yourself where is the money to run this coming from? If the answer isn't clearly the end user or server owner then that means it is VC funded. If things are VC funded then we're just going to be back where we are.

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

I should start posting cryptically again so everyone can wonder whether I’m sub posting or if there’s a gas leak in my house

Dang the This is Fine dog has that mattress money now

NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.

Discord dies. Webrings around a game franchise appear. Amateur websites of black backgrounds, neon green text detailing the lore of a game, sparkly mouse cursors, and marquee text scrolls creep back in. Every website has a new, free ProBoards equivalent. “Did you check GameFAQs?” is a common phrase

Goodbye, Redactle. It's been fun! Fuck AI.

*hits blunt* bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems curling = turn based bowling = real time

I highly recommend you cancel your nitro subscription and even send an email or make a phone call. My email looked like this. I advise a strongly worded, but still appropriate message. Discord has walked back decisions like this before. We cannot just give up

My otter is finally free

“The global publishing platform Substack is generating revenue from newsletters that promote virulent Nazi ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism, a Guardian investigation has found…” www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

go off jack white

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

the only search result. lol

ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ

Me

$150,000 (actually it's now $155,000) for @translifeline.org LET'S GO MAGIC: THE GATHERING PLAYERS!!!!!!

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

I also have some ideas for how I want to play some of my other decks

I need to play more games

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Maybe it is time to read Antigone again

i keep saying this. and besides the logistics, publishing news with zero institutional protection when crusading antiwoke grifters are now being supported by the highest levels of government feels very risky, to say the least

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

like Mega Man, I receive the power of any boss I defeat, so now I have micro managing, anger issues, and tax fraud

Sol Ring hand painted after the Aztec sun stone.

𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒚, don't buy that ukulele. 🐴

People falling for obvious state propaganda because the prurient gaze of the scandal eradicates any level of critical thinking. There is really no hope for us.

Weird secret lair today

when everyone else in SF felt the earthquake other than you