Folks, we've received some good news. While my client Ernest never heard back from the moderators, his ban did expire one day earlier than expected, so his account is now back up. He'll be migrating to a different PDS before resuming regular posting, but once that's done you should see him again.

Thank heavens she lost her primary, just an awful person all-around. Call me a purity tester, but I think cheering when fascists punish people for standing up for the afflicted should be disqualifying. Kind of sad that liberals, through their own behavior, have shown that they don't feel the same.

Yes, we understand, you're the only conscious human in a world of sheep. Please lecture us some more on how using twitter in the year of our lord 2026 makes you much better and smarter than everyone else.

Friends, just want to pass this message from Ernest to y'all: "hi folks, it sucks being banned but other than that I'm doing well! mods still haven't gotten back to me so looks like i'm serving the full 14 days lol. i miss all of ya, but i do not miss the dipshits here, anyways i'll be back soon!"

Folks, I've migrated this here account of mine over to Blacksky using this helpful guide. It was very easy, and took me less than 10 minutes. If a simpleton like me can figure it out, so can you! docs.blacksky.community/migrating-to...

Hello friends, my client Ernest Penfold has gotten into a spot of trouble again. He has been slapped with a 14-day ban over one of the other posts regarding the activities of a certain member of bluesky staff. He will be appealing this ban, so stay tuned for further updates.

Friends, my client is many things, but I'd hardly describe him as a "Troll." He and many of his friends got slapped by this label over what appears to be the personal bias of the person running the "skywatch" labeler, a labeler that many good people trust to keep them safe from harassment.

Friends, my client Ernest Penfold has informed me that his suspension from this website is now over, and will resume normal posting. In the meantime, he'll be keeping me on retainer in case anything were to happen to him in the future.

My client has issued the following statement in response to this: "lol it's so funny that he's doing this, and even funnier how the centrist dorks on here are gloating about the bans and going 'oh you're doing the i'm a smol bean act now?' acting like they aren't the biggest smol beans on here"

#MeltdownMay continues as @penfoldsfiv.bsky.social is suspended by Aaron for posting constitutionally protected speech

did u or a loved one recently suffer a site-wide suspension for merely mentioning a name? CALL @hyperchicken-esq.bsky.social HE'LL FIGHT for YOU!

Folks, I'm just a simple country lawyer standing up for the little guy against the coastal elite moderation. My client, Ernest Penfold, denies the charges leveled against him (as detailed in the attached letter) and also says that he will return in 3 days.