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A long thread, which is worth your time to read in full:

“Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

“Frog, I am glad that you are here,” said Toad.

@alanbaxter.bsky.social this made me think of you 😀

"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"

Not only does he look like he’s never read the Bible it also looks like he’s never read a book

When you ask someone to actually define what they mean when they say "we need baseload power"

Played Nucleum:Gibraltar on the weekend. Damn I love that game.

You’re an ultra-rich CEO who thinks there’s going to be 20-30% unemployment within 5 years while refusing to create a universal basic income…in a heavily-armed society…and your plan is to tell folks now and hope they don’t eventually hunt you down if your prediction comes true?

“Alpha” males seem to spend a lot of time and energy impressing other men. I can’t think of a less Alpha pastime to be honest.

If not for rolling, why head perfect roll shaped? 🇳🇿

I’ll be wormed if I know Raccy

Has David Seymour had a hand in this?

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

JD Vance hasn’t fucked an ottoman like this since undergrad

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Thanks for making it to Wellington, New Zealand @themountaingoats.bsky.social

@alanbaxter.bsky.social I thought you might appreciate this. I still don’t think of consuming an audio book as “reading” but I have always seen it as an equally worthy thing. I’d never considered it as being similar to the ancient sharing of stories before. I think that’s really neat.

This is so well done. 👌

The hatred for Margaret Thatcher in the UK is still strong, 13 years after her death in 2013. #UKPolitics

How many Scarramuchis did the ceasefire last?

this goes hard as fuck

the next mentoring day has been canceled

Hmmm, might print up some “Trans rights are human rights” stickers and go put them on the inside covers of the Harry Potter books in the library

Best yard upgrade EVER 😃 TT: fun_with_grump

#CatPics #Cat #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsOnBlueSky #Feline #Felines #Furbabies #Pets #PetSky #AnimalPics #Animals #Caturday #Photography #Discover *** Happy Caturday! ***

Only if we could learn….

It’s arguably less a war than it is just a string of war crimes

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Wow, like a ghost ship 114 years on, Belfast witnesses an incredible full-scale drone Titanic depart into the night once more.

Starting the day with more dog levity ...

Bic Runga and the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra

Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹

Reposted with ALT cos its funny . How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going:

Vivian Wilson, Elon Musk's trans daughter, has created an EVIL WOKE MIND VIRUS merch line with the money going to LGBTQ+ youth. Here's the official site. evilwokemindvirus.com

The Jetsons lied to us

The hardest part of a “three-day war” is the first two years. Surprised Putin didn’t mention that to Trump.

Oh look, @emilywrites.co.nz has written a whole-as post about this, with links and everything. WAAAAAYYY better than my quick angry rant. This is a proper researched angry rant😆 LOVE the ending "C U Next Tuesday, Brooke. We won't miss you." www.emilywrites.co.nz/so-brooke-va...

Time for everyone to travel with aftershave bottles filled with piss.