So the Clacton by-election is going to be a run-off between a clown solely interested in media attention via cheap stunts who plays a cartoon villain for social media idiots without the slightest interest in representing Clacton or doing the work of a parliamentarian... and Count Binface?

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If I have to know about the Fistine Chapel then so do you

There's no backwards compatibility anymore

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

someone said "How can I get out of work for the rest of the world cup?" and someone else replied "Play football for Germany" and honestly that's a fourth degree burn right there

What’s it like in your head?

This is how Greens tax policy would affect your weekly income. I do not understand why anybody who has to pay a little more has a problem with it #nzpol

Algeria equalizes on the most unlikely goal I think I've seen in this WC by Rafik Belghali

There are a lot of fuckwits on social media but I have some really nice interactions with folks on here that make it a net positive in my life

Ok, I've just got to say how impressed I am with Wayfarers of the South Tigris. There's a lot of meaty goodness in this game and it's gorgeous to look at as you explore the land, seas, and stars. Looking forward to playing this one in real-life (currently only played on BGA)

Jesus wept

To be honest I wasn’t entirely sure this was satire until quite late in the piece.

It’s just crazy that Trump has created a literal swamp in DC. The writers for this last season of Empire America are really taking the piss. I hope they cancel it, it’s jumped the shark.

Fuck, shit, cunt, motherfucker Saved you a click, you’re welcome

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

Hey @themountaingoats.bsky.social have you played this board game? boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/42...

Fucking cooked.

Every time that boardgame night goes late...But really I don't care. I could play all night.

Those who died are justified (and now you do what they told ya) By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites (and now you do what they told ya) Those who died are justified (and now you do what they told ya) By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites (and now you do what they told ya)

I made a papercraft just for this

New trilogy of films announced after gas bill with handwritten notes on one corner discovered.

'The bathing ponds at Hampstead Heath in north-west London will remain trans-inclusive after a public consultation overwhelmingly favoured its existing rules.' Good news. 86% of 38,000 respondents in favour of retaining trans-inclusive policies.

This is real btw

This is still an all timer from her tbh

Evergreen.

Sign the open letter: Reject the gender-defining Bill action.greens.org.nz/humanrights_...

I really would love an entire TV gameshow series centered around putting random men against professional women's sport athletes and it absolutely must include before and after interviews

Thanks for the quick rules clarification @3mbg.bsky.social on Shadow Moon Syndicates. A fun game was had by all.

18yr old VINCENT PRICE — born 115yrs ago today — in 1929.

To all my cis woman friends here from Aotearoa NZ, it would mean the absolute world to me if you could sign this petition. Please stand with your trans sisters against this horrific, transphobic bill! our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/e-...

So how do I go about giving a verbal submission to the select committee on this hateful anti-trans bill?

Ok, I need West Ham to beat Leeds so Everton can knock out Tottenham and relegate them. Might put $10 on Leeds and Tottenham to win. That always seems to result in getting the result

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A long thread, which is worth your time to read in full:

@alanbaxter.bsky.social this made me think of you 😀

"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"

Not only does he look like he’s never read the Bible it also looks like he’s never read a book

When you ask someone to actually define what they mean when they say "we need baseload power"