another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Reading a book down by the sea

Whatever you spray Boss

I'm deeply disappointed. Frankly, I expected more from a FIFA peace prize winner.

I’ll take immigrants over pederasts any day.

I've been posting this every year since about 2016...

Someone just used the "Prove me wrong!" line in a discussion here on Bsky. Nope, not my job. It's your job to prove yourself right. Don't shift the labour onto me...

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

Checking in with Grok for an update on the world's best piss-drinker

The new Running Man remake is terrible. It’s like someone’s billionaire uncle bought a film studio so they and their friends could make a movie. Somehow so big names appear in supporting roles. I can only assume big paydays, blackmail, or they lost a bet.

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

Giving credit where credit is due #FIFA #FIFApeaceprize

The Garphill Games Holiday Sale is still going: Buy Two Items, Get A Third Item For Free! They offer free shipping at $125 (after all discounts of course). garphill.com/?ref=tableto...

Post something that broke your brain. Mine is the fact that the sum of all natural numbers is -1/12. youtu.be/w-I6XTVZXww?...

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

if you're upset that Labour still hasn't taken an official stance on the puberty blockers ban it's important to remember that it takes a lot of time and effort to craft the most cowardly possible response

I suddenly have a strong desire to put up the Xmas tree

Sometimes you want fine dining and other times a plate of budget spaghetti on toast just hits the spot

Kermit knows youtu.be/ci9gPZnqiGY?...

The Mountain Goats topped my year. Here’s how I listened in my #SpotifyWrapped. www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

I'm doing a thing where I listen to a full album each day for 1001 days using 1001albumsgenerator.com. Day 1 was Rio by Duran Duran. It's actually a pretty good album with The Chaffeur being the standout track for me. ⭐⭐⭐(out of 5) Today is Day 2 and it's Black Star by David Bowie....

What would it take to get rid of the US President’s power to grant pardons? It seems like the kind of thing a king would do and they fought a war to get rid of kings.

@themountaingoats.bsky.social looking forward to seeing you in New Zealand next year (after catching you in Wisconsin last year). Any chance you could do a Chris Knox cover? 🙂 I was super excited to go back to the Stroke album, after I'd discovered you, to find you playing a track on it.

That massive thunderclap right above my head while I'm working in an office nearly necessitated a change of trousers.

SecDeath Hegseth

XOXO to the guy who made this.

Waiting for the Pixies show to start

this is literally never not accurate

A ~3 hour timelapse of this morning's plume of lake effect snow totally obscuring the city before blue skies appear. #chicago

Oof

LISA McCLAIN: Voter turnout from Republicans was not high. But I think part of that reason is because Republicans for the most part are happy with what's happening TAPPER: Using that argument, your voters could be so happy that Democrats retake the House next year

A statistic that continues to live rent free in my mind: half of all international shipping is just moving fossil fuels around.

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Do you think Vulcans have a special miniature mind meld they do on pets, like if Tuvok were petting your cat would he be whispering "my mind to your mind" at it

I always say there are two types of people in the world, and that's how I lost my job at the blood bank.

Reposting with Alt-text:

TIL

This is the very first appearance of Dr. Teeth, on March 18, 1975, promoting the upcoming MUPPET SHOW: SEX & VIOLENCE special. It’s remarkable to see how comfortable Jim Henson was both performing & improvising this brand new character, & just how fully-formed he already was...

Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them https://theonion.com/man-s-heart-stops-as-speaker-asks-audience-to-turn-to-p-1819577130/

The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

NZ govt announcement: "We gave all the money to our mates, the landlords. To compensate, we sacked all the government workers. That crashed the economy, so we're going back to the old favourite of beating up ppl on benefits".