with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately

That we keep the screwworm at bay is a huge public health achievement. If we are having issues with screwworms it’s because we have cut the public health officials that maintain these efforts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxq6...

... If I wrote about an AI-powered teddy bear named 'Kumma' that wanted to talk about kinks, fetishes and bondage with kids, I'd be branded the laziest hack that has ever lived and been driven out of town. And yet...

Printer: Updates firmware. Phone: "Oh hey, I see the printer has a new security key, do you want me to accept it?" Windows: "I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MAN IN MY LIFE."

I've seen a bunch of social media posts of red hats going nuts over the Clinton thing, and it's honestly pretty sad to me that sucking off another adult is more of a turn off for these people than literally fucking a child.

Ran to the grocery store to grab something for dinner, and the shelves were the least stocked I've seen since COVID. It wasn't like, natural disaster levels or anything, but it was absolutely noticeable.

gaming magazines used to be so true........

blowing up Praxis, A Self-Proclaimed Network State On The Greenland Coast, sounds like some armored core raven shit

How much of a moron do you have to be to STILL, after all the shit that has gone down, remain an enthusiastic shill for this obviously incompetent con man.

I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.

Steins;Gate 0 (2018)

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

There once was a dream called making games without AI slop https://kotaku.com/anno-117-pax-romana-ai-loading-screen-patch-ubisoft-2000644399

downloading this today after only learning just now that the new Anno uses AI assets. god. github.com/seeeeew/aiwa...

This is why it kills me a little bit every time PA politicians talk about encouraging data centers to open in my state. Fuck that, no. Data centers are neither progress, nor economic growth, nor job creators. They are a drain on the electric grid, on taxpayers, and severe polluters. Fuck. No.

This is why I spent more money for a fridge without a screen on it.

ouroboreos

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

How is AI *really* impacting jobs? Henley Chiu, the CTO of Revealera, a jobs data analysis firm, analyzed 180 million jobs listings in 2024 and 2025, in an effort to find out. Chiu found an: -8% drop in all jobs postings -~30% drop in art, photography, writing jobs -22% drop in journalism jobs

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

I'm like if a "long-abandoned blog where the most recent entry is an years-old apology for the lack of updates and a promise to post more" was a person.

Hey JD how are undocumented people getting mortgages? Asking for a friend.

Is it bad that I actually know the answer?

The new Lumines has absolutely killer art direction precisely because it has zero fear of being perceived as corny. It will just throw every idea it has at you and maybe not all will land but at some point you WILL cry about how all humans are connected while matching broccoli and tomatoes onscreen

The bill to end the shutdown kills FDA food safety rules. Just like public health, food safety isn’t flashy or exciting When it’s functioning well, you barely notice it. But it’s necessary for our survival. Food borne illnesses have been on the rise & this cut will endanger lives l

Steam patch notes for Tactical Nexus continue to be a truly magical thing. store.steampowered.com/news/app/114...

So… a coverup is happening in real time. That’s what this is, right??? Like, we all know what is happening.

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

"Yeah, well, how come you didn't complain when Obama did it!" We did. Loudly. You were too busy screeching about tan suits and mustard to notice.

NOAA cut funding to the Alaska Earthquake Center, directed by my friend Mike West. As a result, seismic monitoring by nine stations in Alaska tracking tsunami-causing earthquakes will go offline by the end of the month. This endangers people in Alaska, Hawaiʻi, and other parts of the Pacific.

Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."

oh yeah, I love first person "extraction" games too

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

in my later years i wish to kick as much butt with my poasts as ms. joyce carol oates does

Have you heard of 18XX games? They're a stock-market / train company management boardgame series. And you can play them online for free. Pretty good candidate for slow asynchronous play, as some of them can take 8 hours or more of play time. 18xx.games

An important part of Korean culture is your mom cooking fried chicken for Robocop

woah plot twist

Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.

Well, they're dogs. You know how it is -- they'd absolutely like to help, but they're lousy typists and can't cope with Autocorrect. Cats, on the other hand, have mastered the internet, but they're not interested in helping you find a date. That might interfere with your feeding them.

the minute flights got canceled, Dems folded like a house of cards, leaving me to wonder why the fuck this post made some of you so angry

Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

I keep getting these very clearly AI generated ads about fucking that are not even remotely subtle. "My husband's penis was flaccid until he tried THIS trick and now I CAN'T STOP CUMMING". But yeah the VN about gay romance is too degenerate or whatever.