I managed to lose my bi pigeon badge somewhere, and the Etsy shop that sold it isn't available any more :-( Can anyone help me get another one? I will pay money!

At the Nuremberg trials, Karl Dönitz was convicted of war crimes for the sinking of civilian vessels. This is not a complicated question, it's been illegal for centuries.

This one: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-0... Still think it's true, don't at me.

I once met a relatively well-known gay adult film actor/escort who told me that he used to follow GOP events around the US in the late 90s, because they were always the best paid gigs, but grew tired of always being a dom top. 😂

“I loved that record. I was obsessed by the cover. Ziggy there. And his space capsule. The red one with all the little windows. He’s just landed in it. Amazing. I come over here and find out it’s a phone booth.”

Repost for Irish Film Classifications by Damien Owens, because it's just come up in FB memories and it's still *brilliant*.

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people" -Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

Yakety Sax, of course!

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Your astonishing artifact this week is a bronze statuette of a Roman actor pretending to fart. 🎭💨🏺

It would be good if the only political pushback against Nigel Farage's plans to mass deport hundreds of thousands of our neighbours, friends, family and colleagues didn't just come from a handful of backbench MPs and one regional mayor

always loved this photo because man she was not done justice lol

10x Full Stack Designers

This If Reform were proposing to go house to house shooting family pets, it clearly wouldn't be workable That doesn't mean you shouldn't be fucking outraged by it and do everything in your power to stop them getting the chance to try it

The first university to ban this shit is going to get a reputation as the last place you can get any kind of meaningful education at all

No, YOU'RE crying. Read the whole thing.

A short thing about music. Please indulge me. My son and his girlfriend did a pub gig this afternoon. Here they are. Voice and keyboard. Jazz standards. They were good, but that’s not the point. (1/n)

A dude at Charlie Kirk’s memorial rally said “god saved Donald Trump from an assassin’s bullet”. Wow, sick burn on Charlie hahaha.

The CPS' own website now admits they got the numbers wrong and should not be used. Farage isn't just making up numbers - he/Reform are deliberately using numbers that they know to be wrong and have been withdrawn (2/3).

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

For those of you who were thrilled by That Meeting Could Have Been an Email, Academic Horror Productions is delighted to present the sequel, That Other Thing That Could Have Been an Email is Now a Recorded Video.

timeline cleanse on this friday. mud wizard taunting stuck cops during a climate protest in germany

Liz Truss and JD Vance running across the landscape to get to her like the most terrifying Nordic 60s horror film ever made.

BREAKING: The Donald Trump sock puppet has been assassinated.

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

EXACTLY THIS. When Elon fucked the algorithms to keep links off-site, my posts about new books went from thousands of likes to <100, overnight. Not wasting time on X was an economic necessity.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Was just reminded of the beautiful Robot and Sparrow comic from 20 odd years ago and lo and behold the author/artist has put the whole thing online. Make a cup of tea, get a biscuit and settle down mrjakeparker.substack.com/p/the-robot-...

Absolutely proving my point from a few days ago that the Lib Dems should stop whining about not getting media coverage and start vocally supporting trans rights, immigrants’ rights etc. guaranteed attention. Imagine if davey actually said trans women were women! It’d be wall to wall 24/7 coverage!

Thank you, Stephen Colbert, and the Late Show.

“52% of all autocratization episodes become U-Turns, which increases to 73% when focusing on the last 30 years. The vast majority of U-Turns (90%) lead to restored or even improved levels of democracy” V-Dem data

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Disney has lost nearly $4 Billion in three days from combined stock price collapse and cancelled subscriptions.

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

Lol. It is so stupid, but kludge gonna kludge. Moderates almost all replies until I check them first. Only people that post them, and their followers, see them until I unhide them. This is the first time, I think, I've revealed this Secret Sauce™️.

this exists it is called thinking

And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

Current mood:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Golden rule. Was just discussing yesterday that as you can never guarantee a seat on a British train you just can’t be expected to do work while travelling.

It’s Saturday! What better way to spend it than treating yourself and/or your loved ones to a (still inexplicably half-price) #TheCutThroatTrial and leaving a short review on Amazon (or wherever) saying how much you/they enjoyed it? When put like that, it just makes sense, no? (*BLOCKS REPLIES*)

PORTLIFE

Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band

if you're mad about the Charlie Kirk holiday vote being "unanimous," look at all the empty seats in this video. The "unanimous vote" was two guys.