Jewellery attempts world domination. #explainafilmplotbadly

If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.

It's hard having a dad called Dave Wanker.

Eye for an Eye. Sally Field, Ed Harris, Kiefer Sutherland. Teenage daughter gets raped and killed whilst on the phone to her mother. And it gets worse from there.

When will my husband return from Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey

Says Himmler’s depilated horcrux

"Wild? I was absolutely livid." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

every engineering disaster begins with a short-term success

Make your own Count Binface clothes peg automata! #countbinface #binface #maker #clothespeg #clothespegautomata www.robives.com/project/coun...

Finally it's my moment to shine

I love the pervading sense of menace here.

I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.

I've been thinking about this video for a while I need to share it with you all

We see her here, just prior to unhinging her jaw and devouring her prey.

Hey this @skywatch.blue labeller is BULLSHIT. Unsubscribe from it if you’re using it. They’ve been clearly told multiple times by many people I’m a real person promoting a real thing. The only conclusion I can come to is that it’s malicious / personal.

The problem is, the Far Right are overwhelmingly in charge of the media (social AND institutional) and they LIVE to control the narrative. That's what they're all about. Anyone getting actually doing the job gets dragged to the ground, and that's where the real real hard work lies #Newsnight

I've suffered with this joke; now it's your turn.

As an academic, I have decided to pre-empt AI taking my job, so I am going to take ITS job! I am going to start hallucinating, lying to my students, and drinking 700,000 litres of water

My friend told me that he identified as a different supermarket every week. I asked him how long this had been going on. He replied, 'Ever since I was Lidl.'

Physics has a history of synthesizing many phenomena into a few theories.

In a blow to Farage's claim that the byelection is him versus the 'Establishment', the fox candidate has now withdrawn...

The Real Story Behind 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance' buff.ly/g07acMC How this book was written is as strange as the novel itself

This is the Amnesty International report on the anti-rights groups. These anti-rights groups have immediately engaged in lawfare to bury this report. *be a shame if people kept sharing it. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...

JK Rowling is using her immense wealth and lawfare to persecute a tiny minority and then she helps to silence anyone who criticizes her in the UK. Amnesty International has gone up against genocidal regimes and dictators but none of them had the power of UK libel laws enjoyed by the British elite.

Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.

Great job 👏

"The steam drill didn’t want John Henry’s job. Carey Dupont and the Velvet Sundown don’t want mine. They’re just machines. It’s the human beings behind these machines who don’t care about the livelihoods of working people, much less the unfathomable power of music to connect human beings."

Keeps breaking the interviewers arms

Your occasional reminder that subjudice - and thus the risk of contempt - kicks in *on arrest*, not on a charge.

GB News has now lost over *£131 million* as major advertisers continue to steer clear of its toxic output. Your support can help up the pressure: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/fight-the-...

Britain’s top 20 bogus world beers As we wait for England to win the World Cup, there are a bunch of exotic beers to try... northeastbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/fo...

Why should I refrain from celebrating his death when the world will be a better place without him

Zohran Mamdani: "For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty".

My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.

A video of a ‘migrant’ on a small boat has been altered using AI to make it appear as if he’s waving a machete. The fake video has been shared thousands of times online, including by the leader of the London Assembly Conservatives, Susan Hall.

Because stealing things is how OpenAI does business... www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/t...

“He had tapped into a level of consciousness that most people never will." *Looks to camera*

Never seen it so clearly put.

As the horizon begins to light, a being of pure architectural majesty opens a portal next to the wizard's mailbox. The being drops a letter into the mailbox. It's the interdimensional play by mail post!

Weirde & obscure wordes are not an elitist control thinge. Thei have hidden all thys tyme, & thei carrye wyth them great poweres & unforeseen futures. Wordes you have to looke up are wordes that businesse hath not bent ynto sad smooth chains to harness desyre. Lookinge up wordes ys rebellion.

"Get someone to make me look less of a moron on LinkedIn. But don't spend more than $7 an hour"

I’ve just seen a woman sat outside Greggs fanning herself with a pasty. I love this country.

better yes or no questions make the whole reading less chaotic. the card can only answer the door you opened. #tarot #tarotcards #tarotsky

Why do all the other band members look as if he just farted?

Endeavour to live your life so that when you die people have something more to offer than "she was sometimes less unpleasant in person"

Wheeling out this classic. RIP Anne "Bone Farmer" Widdecombe

[London 1878] “I've just found a sack of stolen goods!” “What's in it?” “Carrots and potatoes…” “I'll send for the Peelers.”