June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

I know I'm supposed to hate the corporate money-driven bullshit that is the modern Olympics, BUT CURLING! The US-Sweden Mixed match today? fucking amazing with a great final end.

What if AWS US-EAST-1 was just sleepy and wanted a nap tho

Top causes of serious injury among out-of-shape Americans: 1. Pickle ball 2. ICE tryouts 3. Fell off couch onto wineglass

Hi just letting you know, every embarrassing and/or wrong thing I've ever said was off the record

oh like y’all have never drunk texted a reporter while being a us attorney and forgot to go off the record

This is actually a perfect meme. Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!

if only there had been some way of seeing this coming if only someone had warned the poor dears

An image of the Trump-Vance presidency smashing a wrecking ball into the White House to build a monument to Dear Leader—during a government shutdown—captures 2025 pretty well

Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.

/5 I mean in terms of completely airheaded lack of comprehension of the situation this is like getting dinner at the French Laundry and then when the bill comes saying you shouldn’t have to pay because you have the third most popular food influencer blog in Rancho Cucamonga

we were a shit audience but Kami Kehoe still brought it tonight. I didn't know her before, but I do now

good news, we've fixed the national debt

the president using the office to punish americans that didnt vote for him should really be one of the biggest scandals in americas history

If a Democratic administration tried to force Pentagon press to sign what amounts to a loyalty oath, it would be nonstop calls for impeachment and screaming from the rooftops.

These. Were. Men. In. Their. 30s. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

oh, did they mention in that article the reason for is we are forced to write both linux and windows drivers for their GPUs coz they don't know how?

Nobody wants to admit it, but trump does deserve credit for the ceasefire, which lasted almost as long as this sentence.

the youtube vs yt-dlp arms race is hilarious, because of how lopsided it is. on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this. but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.

A wild 280 Mysteries with very special guest Joel McHale, coming next week!

This kind of stuff is most useful as a reminder that you cannot message carefully enough for Republicans not to just make shit up about you.

We're doing a limited-edition release of Windows XP-inspired Crocs with custom Jibbitz charms and a Bliss-themed drawstring backpack! Details in this blog post! I scored a pair - my first ever Crocs. #MicrosoftCrocSweepstakes #Microsoft50 blogs.windows.com/windowsexper...

and of course there's the fundamental problem with all digital DRM: at the end of the day, if somehow you win the war and there's no way to break any part of media path from their server to your screen... SOMEONE WILL JUST POINT A CAMERA AT THE SCREEN.

If your political party’s entire theme is “MASCULINE MEN DOING MASCULINE THINGS SO STRONG,” I feel like endlessly whining about an escalator stopping for five seconds is the opposite of that

It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it

The Untied Nations.

exactly like the Chinese surveillance state

imagine the audience potential

this is why you can’t give an inch to transphobes. they are driven by hate and no amount of kindness will make them even momentarily soften. it is a militant ideology.

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thinking of @nerdpyle.com as I admire my new shoes

I personally added one to that number.

now over 14m and still going up.

Note: Microsoft will honor existing Reserved Instance commitments to AVS customers. If you purchase Azure VMware Solution Reserved Instances (RIs) on or before October 15, 2025, you can continue to use your AVS nodes without any licensing or product changes until your RI term ends.

26,000 YouTube views for Sinclair’s Charlie Kirk tribute special. Just for comparison, Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on any average Wednesday will get between two and four MILLION YouTube views. Right wing culture is fringe stuff. It is not American culture by any stretch.

I got this yt comment that said "You are dropping a lot of dog whistles about who is and who isn't welcome on your channel." This was 4 days ago but this comment has really dug into my brain. Do racists not expect to be uninvited from parties? Is this why racists get mad when you call them racist?

every time I snark SpaceX safety some fan comes along to tell me I'm wrong; I shall redirect them to NASA (as long as NASA is allowed to have a safety panel)

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Also… who schedules a rapture for Tuesday????

I wrote about what I think is a genuinely revealing document of elite depravity and impunity. It is shocking and sickening. But it's also a crucial moment. We're about to see what happens when conspiracy theorists actually get what they asked for but it turns out not to be what they want.

The fallout from the Trump administration's baffling decision to antagonize South Korea is going to be substantial. Per Evan Feigenbaum: "The US now at risk of losing Korean investment, which reached $76.7 billion in 2023." www.kedglobal.com/business-pol...

china making it illegal to call systems that aren't self-driving "full self-driving," and now eyeing a ban on stupid car doors that don't open in case of a fire, really brings home what a failed state we've become

why do I feel this will apply differently to some podcasters and not others and is basically a get InfoWars out of bankruptcy scam?

gpt-oss-20b runs on a *high end Qualcomm processor* Snapdragon is in some latops and a whole lot of phones

Tesla Death Traps.