Dear media, There are no "conflicting accounts" or "differing narratives". There is the truth, and then there is Nazi propaganda. You continue to fail the American people.

He missed me while I was at work 😭🥰 #dogsofbluesky #catahoulamix #rescuedog #gratitude #wednesday

Lol Dude also said he'd defeat Ukraine in a matter of days/weeks, and here we are 3.5 years later. Another pathetic weakling cosplaying as a strongman.

Admiral Bradley's first phone call this morning should be to a very highly paid lawyer.

Looking for some funny/jokester accounts to balance the daily existential dread. Lay 'em on me.

The Bubs. #dogsofbluesky

Boots is our first tortoiseshell cat, in 22 years of having cats in the fam. If you don't know what tortitude is, this is a great primer. 🤣

Kudos to the stoner Emerson engineer who designed the microwave at work and made the baked potato setting 4:20.

My sis asked me what we're doing for Thanksgiving.

We decided to take a trash bag and gloves with us on the trail to combat the #litterbugs. This is our trash haul. We'll make it a weekly thing. #dogsofbluesky #catahoulamix #rescuedog #gratitude #sunday

It's like this today. Good morning friends. #dogsofbluesky

22 year old me to current me: wtf is this? Current me: You don't know it now, but you're gonna be grateful for this, and you're gonna love this.

If you wanna know what cognitive dissonance is, ask an omnivore who says they "love animals" why they eat animals. Then listen to their response. That's cognitive dissonance. (They know. I know they know because I know I knew before I went vegan.)

You're blamin' the wrong dude, dude. #dogsofbluesky

Timeline cleanser. Bubs switches from his fireplace toy to his walkin' toy right quick. 🤣 #dogsofbluesky

Bubs welcoming me home from work with instant demands. That's his walkin' toy, which means he expects a walk. Immediately. And I happily oblige him. ##dogsofbluesky

It's like this. Good morning, friends! ❤️ ##dogsofbluesky

Maybe @johnfetterman.com should reflect on how the health insurance and healthcare he had helped him recover, and how he just voted to make that same insurance and care out of reach for millions. 1/3

Bubs had to spend 7 hours alone with Boots today, y'all. The HORROR. Luckily he survived, but he was a bit fired up. 🤣 #dogsofbluesky

Took 5 days for Dems to turn exciting momentum and goodwill into total betrayal and seething rage. Nice work. Truly astounding, even for Dems.

The unforced error of offering a compromise to a party that doesn't care if Americans die and will never negotiate in good faith, followed by total capitulation. Unreal.

The difference between the GOP and the Dems is this: The GOP knows and understands exactly who their base is. The Democrats don't have a fucking clue who their base is.

Happy Saturday from the Bubs and fam! I don't know who I think I'm foolin' 🤣 #dogsofbluesky

Getting a new phone is annoying, but a different annoying than it used to be. Used to be annoying because the transfer from one phone to the next was a pain in the ass. Now it's annoying because my new phone doesn't leave me the fuck alone.

When you don't care where you're goin', you're just happy to be goin' 😁 #dogsofbluesky

PSA:

600,000 South Carolinians—small business owners, young families, people nearing retirement—face soaring Obamacare premiums in weeks. Many already live paycheck to paycheck. Republicans must join Democrats to protect their care and reopen the government.

We are enjoyin' the #goldenhour with the Bubs. 😁

Just received info from Florida Blue regarding our 2026 premium increase. This for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premium for our plan is going from the current $333.79 in 2025 to $2,310.89 in 2026. A 700% increase.

Sitting here listening to and enjoying a replay of AT40 with Casey Kasem from 1985, and then being horrified by the realization that this is the equivalent of my grandparents watching Lawrence Welk. Oh my god. #genx

30,000 years of evolution. From the mighty and ferocious warrior wolf to...whatever this is. 🤣

"You can never go home again" Took me awhile to realize home is a time, not a place.

That last line hits hard

Bubbaflauge #dogsofbluesky

Timeline cleanser. Before I tell Bubs he's a good boy/After I tell Bubs he's a good boy 😭🤣

Find the Bubba 😁 #bubbaflauge #dogsofbluesky

Cut!! 😅 #dogsofbluesky #catahoulamix

He just likes to be up on things.

Wasn't as bad as it looked. Bubba might say differently.

This walk fixin' to be forever-taking. #dogsofbluesky

Tell me this dog doesn't know exactly what I'm saying 🤣 #dogsofbluesky

Timing is everything 😅 #dogsofbluesky

#bubbaandsteve #ballislife #dogsofbluesky

Throw it already, Uncle Steve! #dogsofbluesky

Boop. Bubbasaurus Rex. #dogsofbluesky

Boing #dogsofbluesky

Unpopular opinion: Dogs are expert gaslighters. #dogsofbluesky

I stole his couch, he stole my gal. Cold-blooded. #dogsofbluesky