Choose Your Own Adventure LIVE starts in forty minutes!

Just like how Jim's wife likes it

We're doing another Choose Your Own Adventure live read thru. It's a truly insane book this time, so we recruited the great John Hodgman to come read with us! This Thursday at 3PM eastern. More details here: www.patreon.com/posts/choose...

In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

Let's get puppet-y! rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY no further info right now but stay tuned

We'll be doing another CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE live stream next week, and we'll be joined by a special guest! Stay tuned for details...

Just posted a bonus NOOBTOWN mailbag on the 372 Patreon. Do NOT buy your kids this book! www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

In our first Mayor of Noobtown (4.4 stars, 6,671 reviews) episode, a demon named Shart gets peed on and stinks of our hero's urine for the rest of the reading. Come join the fun!! Youtube: youtu.be/NMAnV4eN6t4?... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Gg5... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

Folks, we've discovered book so powerful it could wipe out an entire civilization... youtube.com/shorts/MSshW...

STATSHEET: Level: 372 Episodes: 201 Bodily Functions: 1+2 Shart count: ∞ Our hero: A father??? We could only describe our first MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN episode as "just got released a week early on the 372 Patreon!" www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

@372pages.bsky.social This book is so ineptly written that I genuinely can't tell if this is a typo or if these wolves are increasing in size as they make their approach.

New 280 Mysteries available on the free feeds! Slap your quarter on the gas can and see if you can solve The Case of the Wagon Master! Youtube: youtu.be/hAP82KT4DiA?... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5sWj... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...

@372pages.bsky.social arstechnica.com/science/2026...

Are you ready to become THE MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN? The announcement episode for our newest book just dropped on the free feed. Get the book here and have a listen: amzn.to/4syETGA Youtube: youtu.be/eMJVAmrz2R8 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4lJ1... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

Come hear Mike tell the story of how a negative review of the blu-ray of Planet of the Apes nearly DESTROYED him, on the 372 Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

I think @372pages.bsky.social finally broke me. The newest book is the worst thing I've ever committed myself to reading. Worse than Ernest Cline. Worse than Bob Honey. Even worse than Super Constitution. I hope my fellow Mike Nelson can at least make me laugh about it.

Our new book announcement, Number 37 and coincidentally our 200th episode, just posted a week early on Patreon. A brand new genre for the podcast! Join the fun and find out what we're reading next! www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

That brief period of zenlike calm before we hit "post" on a new book announcement and severely alter the course of everyone's month...

Confederate stamps are missing in Idaville? Eh, kids? Confederate stamps? A new 280 Mysteries just hit the free feed and is available wherever you get podcasts! Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7dcA... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2... Youtube: youtu.be/1863PEngC8M

Hear that? it's the howl of the jackal, and it says that we'll be announcing BOOK 37 this Friday! Join us on Patreon and be the first to find out what it is! patreon.com/372pages

Congrats to Tom and Hayden, our Owl Be Home for Christmas meme contest winners! Check out the whole gallery here: imgur.com/a/Fu0R1dY

Loyal Jackal Brian got Alejandro's "372 Characters" print framed and check out how good it looks! Now go get your own, all proceeds go towards helping kids write GOOD books, not the ones we read on the podcast: www.inprnt.com/gallery/alej...

TYSM for making this free it's soooo so funny!!!

Christmas may be over but COZY SEASON is just begin-- Well, actually it's over now too. Our final OWL BE HOME episode just posted to wherever you get podcasts! spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/46NE... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3... youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQcj...

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT put the cherries in the cake... We just finished up OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS a week early on the 372 Patreon! Find out whodunnit, then please tell our hero, because she seems a little slow... www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

To keep the cozy vibes going, we just interviewed Mike Horn, a Christmas Lights Guy who just won $50,000 on The Great Christmas Light Fight. Turns out when thousands of people flock to gawk at your house every day, you get some stories out of it! www.patreon.com/posts/cozy-c...

We've taken down the NO PODCASTS sign in the kitchen, and our first OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS episode is unlocked and available wherever you get podcasts! youtube: youtu.be/gBmDB-NiXho?... spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4EbT... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

What's cozier than your hosts swapping stories about ingesting snack foods that rodents definitely walked across? youtube.com/shorts/9vkIP...

Barring any unexpected cherry poisoning, we will be recording the second half of OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS on Monday!

Jackals will appreciate @matthebb.bsky.social 's Tekwar homage on the poster!

hr 2, min 11 ~ or so is what i want to show people when they ask what u guys do on the podcast btw @372pages.bsky.social

On our podcast it's a natural progression from "Let's read a Christmas cozy mystery!" to "The Pringles mascot clutching a severed head" youtube.com/shorts/8I2tM...

Is this @372pages.bsky.social most unreliable narrator to-date? Is it a shirt? Is it not a shirt? You tell me!

Mike didn't do so hot in our cozy Real or Fanfic, but he managed to hit Conor with some Sonic Challenges to make up for it youtube.com/shorts/e8fWG...

Oh, they got this all wrong...

Our first OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS episode has it all! Candy canes. Matching sweaters with cute doggo. Sentient owl. Butts. Poop. Murdered seniors. Time to get cozy everyone! Up a week early on our Patreon. www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

A new 280 Mysteries just hit the free feeds! See if you can solve The Case of the Hard Luck Boy! spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1eb8... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2... youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=upuk...

Loyal Jackal Alejandro is selling his iconic "372 Characters" print with the proceeds going to benefit 826 National. Alejandro recommends the "art card" and "poster" style prints. If you get or give one this holiday season, let us know! www.inprnt.com/gallery/alej...

We could use one or two more GOOD real or fanfic entries before we record tomorrow!

@372pages.bsky.social Maybe unfair when taken out of context, or maybe it’s just the truth

All new 280 Mysteries with guests Natalie Miller & Nathan Hartswick, owners of Vermont Comedy Club. Check out the faces that this reveal inspired! www.patreon.com/posts/145369...

BC guest stars, Uncle Roscoe & Opal

Another year another pic of my @372pages.bsky.social ornament on the tree ^^

It's not just in your dreams: we'll be recording our first cozy OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS episode on Wednesday!

372 discord having a very normal reaction to the requested sharkpika emoji now live - @372pages.bsky.social

I don't use Spotify, but my podcast app gives me yearly stats. For example, this year I listened to 3 years worth of 372 pages!

Our Christmas Cozy this year is OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS. We debated a few choices, you can listen to that ep now on the free feed! spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1AAo... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3... youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q_X...

482 Fans You'll Always Treasure

Shoutout to the 482 jackals who listened to us more than any other podcast. You truly must love books where characters named Rachel almost drown or where hobos get eaten by crabs. Anybody get a special message in your Wrapped...?