It's not that they're trying to hide their identities, they're just covering up all their skin to protect them from the incinerating Seville sun.

I dressed my labubu up as a cow rig and gave her deception point to read @372pages.bsky.social

The answer? It was a promotion for the new Dan Brown book! We assume they all look like Halle Berry under the hoods

Thank you for listening to and supporting 372 Pages, please have a great weekend

Dan Brown's latest is flying off the shelves like 2020 Toilet Paper, and your favorite podcast hosts are cashing in by reading a forgotten book of his from 26 years ago! www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

A meteorite full of bugs has crashed in the north pole and Senator Sedgewick Sexton is going to defund Nasa with the help of sexy librarian Halle Berry. We think we got that right. Our first Dan Brown-y DECEPTION POINT episode is now up a week early on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

Listener Anne's miniature collection has already added Deception Point to the garbage

@372pages.bsky.social some more obligatory bat posting. They need the PR of a pre-teen girl and her creepy uncle.

We will be recording our first DECEPTION POINT episode on Wednesday! (Rachel Sexton is ASTOUNDED by this reveal.)

Deception Point, Chapter 7

Mike made an offhand comment as he was going out of town that inspired Conor to rank every song on The White Album, enjoy that if you are the kind of sicko who enjoys things like that: www.patreon.com/posts/ive-go...

We announced our next book today, and it's DECEPTION POINT, by master of the microchapter, DAN BROWN! Listen to the announcement then read along with us! youtube: youtu.be/ITp3OD9lvq8 spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2UF0... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

Give a thumbs up next to a killer crab if you want to know what our next book is! We just announced it a week early on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

@372pages.bsky.social are these the children of Chuck Steak?

What book will join this hallowed shelf next? Find out next Thursday! patreon.com/372pages

Hell of a rig www.reddit.com/r/interestin...

New 280 Mysteries on Patreon! RiffTrax writer Zachary Shatzer joins us to talk his hilarious new book and then solve a baseball focused Encyclopedia Brown mystery! www.patreon.com/posts/136943...

Lauren joins us for a 280 Mysteries today on Patreon. Will she do as well as Bridget? Well, here's a still frame from the solution reveal... www.patreon.com/posts/280-my...

A little taste of what to expect in the brand new pre-show for #RiffTraxLive Timecop tomorrow! Don't miss out on the only Riffrax Live of the year: rifftrax.com/timecop

Our final Night of the Crabs episode is now live on the main free feed! Listen with your favorite 8 year old! youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyJk... spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3eMQ... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

Brand new 280 Mysteries up on our patreon with special guest Bridget Nelson! See if she can help Mike solve The Case of the Window Dressers! www.patreon.com/posts/280-my...

Here are the two winners of our Night of the Crabs meme contest. Congrats to Hayden and Scott! Check out the whole gallery here: imgur.com/a/cg1abuj

Our promise to you, the listener: if tragedy befalls a child in one of our books, we will lose control laughing about it youtube.com/shorts/FMA5P...

@372pages.bsky.social not quite the picture I had in mind of The Mister

Mike Nelson has great jeans. Sorry, *terrible*. We meant TERRIBLE jeans! youtube.com/shorts/DaD6h...

New 280 Mysteries! This one should be five times as easy because there are five clues, right? (Wrong!) spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/14A9... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2... youtube: youtu.be/gMi7bu-e71U

I just bought 'Night of the Crabs' for Kindle and it is entirely your fault. Thanks!

RiffTrax Live: TIMECOP premieres onscreen next week! @conorlastowka.bsky.social interviewed people as they came of the audience when we recorded it in Nashville. And now you know our dirtiest joke.

Helpful hint: If anyone isn't seeing this in their favorite podcast listening app, remove the show and re-add it from the RSS podcast tab in Patreon. Patreon made some change that messed up the feeds on multiple podcasts I support.

Night of The Crabs draws to a close with mines, helicopters, and one deeply unfortunate 8 year old. Now up a week early on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/135960...

Listener Jason spotted this and is determined not to get hurt again...

We will be recording our final "Night of the Crabs" episode on Thursday!

No reports yet about the water supply in SUX0R, TX

@372pages.bsky.social Bats are innocent, holy creatures that never hurt anyone

Start packing your pipes, our second NIGHT OF THE CRABS episode is unlocked and available wherever you listen! spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/04dZ... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3... yt: COMING SOON

An Angry Girl is laying out lothario's in Idaville and our special guest Jackson Crawford is here to help crack the case in a brand new 280 Mysteries! (Jackson's homemade evil bird kite is pictured) www.patreon.com/posts/280-my...

What did RiffTrax fans think of RiffTrax Live: Timecop? Get tickets to see the show: rifftrax.com/timecop

The whole podcast summed up nicely right here

King Crab may not be the *greatest* character in 372 history but he's at least up there with O'Neil from Modelland and the Mopek who slapped the teen archaeologist youtube.com/shorts/cgyjD...

According to the film's writer, Carl Gottlieb: “Robert Shaw brought the idea that the Quint character he was playing should be eating something, jaws mimicking the shark itself and they gave him saltine crackers to champ on.”

Scene from the upcoming "You Are A Shark" movie (that's you on the left www.reddit.com/r/interestin...

Anyone got any ideas what he was eating? youtube.com/shorts/W571N...

Really hope this is what happens in the final third of the book www.pcgamesn.com/doom/crabs?u...

Our second NIGHT OF THE CRABS episode is now up a week early on the 372 Patreon. A lot of people gets messily devoured but our heroes remain remarkably horny! www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

Our 280 Mysteries episode with Jeopardy host @kenjennings.bsky.social is now available wherever you get your podcasts! Get The Complete Kennections, out on 7/29: amzn.to/4mTjVPN spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3DgG... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2... yt: youtu.be/66JleIAutoc?...

Who knew Sir Terry Pratchett was a Larry and Denise fan?

O'Neil erasure

Soon, THE CRABS WILL WALK! Specifically on Friday. Because that is when we are recording our next full episode.