Fucking hell. A Legend! Rest well, sir. deadline.com/2025/12/cary...

"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either." youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY

I'm going to meet him and I'm going to ask him why the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey did what it did to people.

I played this a few weeks ago and it is currently my favorite visual novel.

Me opening this app every morning: "I can't wait to see how the stupidest people alive are making life for my friends and family worse today!"

My wife pointed out that ending of the new Frankenstein movie near the north pole opens up for a sequel where Frankensteins monster saves Christmas or becomes Santa Claus

I'm at the combination

Hey all, The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships. Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits. You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.

Just a reminder that I’m on the left coast this week!!! if you’re in the Seattle area, come watch watch me fight a sexy man!!! 🥰😍😍 @sosprowrestling.bsky.social

Louie waiting for someone to give him pizza (we had pizza).

lonely rolling star ⭐️

Doom Guy inspired gear in Helldivers 2 is pretty sick. The double barrelled shotgun rocks.

Louie waiting for someone to give him pizza (we had pizza).

Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"

Posting my Spotify Wrapped

Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin

Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵

Our cat Tali has become more mischievous since our elder cat passed earlier this year. They didn't get along the best, mostly just tolerated each out. Now I'm wondering if Kaylee was secretly keeping her in line all along.

We share a bathroom with the other offices in this building and someone did a paint job in the men’s room.

"Why Licking Boots Tastes Great, Actually"

Bought it on my lunch break. Now the big question: Do I read it like a "normal" book, or actually read it a song a day throughout next year?

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

I honestly think the most beautiful word invented in the modern era is "Hamburglar"

" but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" You just named eight lesser known reindeer and you're asking me if I know the famous one? Smdh

I'm going to shoot a punk show on my Kodak Charmera and it's going to *suck* and *rock*

Seconded.

In honor of Giving Tuesday, we're donating 10% of all profits today to the Helping Paws charity in support of their work to breed, train, and place assistance dogs for people in need. Our Cyber Monday deals are also extended for one more day. rifftrax.com/offers

CEOs

To give you an idea of how scummy AI data centers are with negotiations, I'll tell you a bit about the QTS one proposed near Madison, WI.

since I don’t have an advent calendar, I’ll make my own!! Monday 1st December: here’s MJF in a Christmas costume everyone in the US understands and most people in the UK will look blankly at:

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

The numbers in here are hilarious. Do you use AI on the job? Execs: 87% Managers: 57% Workers: 27% Planned investment by 2030: $5T "Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B Current annual revenue: $50B

Finished Pikmin 3 with Elliott. That’s a really fun co-op experience.

CLAUDIO JUST ENDED THE 3 YEAR+ LONG REIGN OF GRAN GUERRERO Claudio Castagnoli has defeated Gran Guerrero to become the NEWWWW CMLL World Heavyweight Champion!!!

I’m doing my part dot gif

Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post. We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does. Our members keep getting papers.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen. They Might Be Giants Weird Al Ben Folds The Mountain Goats Death Cab for Cutie Honorable mentions: Lots of smaller and local punk bands whose names escape me at the moment.

The smaller format collections are a great idea. The interior art is beautiful. They look good on the shelf. I’d recommend these as gifts for people that are wanting to get into comics. A full size comic is behind it for comparison.

My local store had the Toni Storm vs Power Girl alt cover so I had to grab it.

Hope everyone had a good and safe and salmonella free holiday. Remember, turkey bones are a great way to start your “bones of dead animals” collection you’ve been putting off.

I added this popup extension to my browser so it's even easier to see when opening a steam page: addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...

I hope you all had a happy thanks giving, I was watching some #mst3k earlier as is tradition.

I’ll be opening up a handful of commissions slots for December either tonight or tomorrow 🖤

Then as now ...

Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving Movie.

occasional reminder that pizza hut's slogan when I was a kid was "let yourself go to pizza hut" but that I thought, and still hear, "let yourself go at pizza hut," which is different, and in some ways predicts many of my thematic concerns as a writer