CLAUDIO JUST ENDED THE 3 YEAR+ LONG REIGN OF GRAN GUERRERO Claudio Castagnoli has defeated Gran Guerrero to become the NEWWWW CMLL World Heavyweight Champion!!!

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Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post. We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does. Our members keep getting papers.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen. They Might Be Giants Weird Al Ben Folds The Mountain Goats Death Cab for Cutie Honorable mentions: Lots of smaller and local punk bands whose names escape me at the moment.

The smaller format collections are a great idea. The interior art is beautiful. They look good on the shelf. I’d recommend these as gifts for people that are wanting to get into comics. A full size comic is behind it for comparison.

My local store had the Toni Storm vs Power Girl alt cover so I had to grab it.

Hope everyone had a good and safe and salmonella free holiday. Remember, turkey bones are a great way to start your “bones of dead animals” collection you’ve been putting off.

I added this popup extension to my browser so it's even easier to see when opening a steam page: addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...

I hope you all had a happy thanks giving, I was watching some #mst3k earlier as is tradition.

I’ll be opening up a handful of commissions slots for December either tonight or tomorrow 🖤

Then as now ...

Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving Movie.

occasional reminder that pizza hut's slogan when I was a kid was "let yourself go to pizza hut" but that I thought, and still hear, "let yourself go at pizza hut," which is different, and in some ways predicts many of my thematic concerns as a writer

when contemplating whether to participate in news cycle chatter* it's good to ask "might I more fruitfully spend my keystrokes reminding people that wolves are cool and badass" *not gonna call it "discourse" I'm reclaiming discourse for undergrad semioticians

If you've ever been curious about AEW, start with tonight's episode. It is literally the beginning of a tournament arc. It will also fill you in on what story you need to know going into the matches.

If you forgot, don’t panic! Leave the turkey out overnight to make sure your loved ones get salmonella.

god forbid a man have hobbies

We should bring this trend back for those trying to privatize water en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,...

It's also up on Threadless if that tickles ya fancy aplante.threadless.com/designs/no-a...

Now feels like a great time to re-post this:

Keep your Friendsgivings close, and your Enemiesgivings closer.

We need an algorithm for haters when I'm looking for a book. "Did you hate <popular book>? Try this instead!"

ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!

USvsTHEM continuing the legacy of Rage Against the Machine. youtu.be/5CKNYF1HROY?...

Don't forget to move your turkey from the freezer to the refrigerator 4 days ago.

remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups

me with the WWE 2k franchise

Give Chrono Trigger the FFVII Remake treatment.

TIL this is what Dean Koontz looks like, and also that his Instagram captions reveal the heart of a shitposter

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

1. I see elsewhere on Bluesky that the discourse has turned toward telling writers not to be ashamed to admit they have day jobs or other sources of income (or spousal/family financial support), and you know what, that's 100% correct. Day jobs and support from loved ones are great if you have them!

It’s been fun putting these specials together, kind of a new thing for us. Where else will you find Clubber Lang, Nick Nolte, Dennis Hopper, Paulie’s robot, Sandra Bullock and Tweety Bird in the same place? Nowhere, that’s where!

Move aside amateurs, here is MY Star Wars ranking: 1. Itchy 2. Lumpy 3. Malla 4. B4711 5. Ackmena 6. Saun Dann 7. Graven R'ube 8. Dromboid 9. Gormaanda 10. Krelman The definitive list of the top ten most wanted in the galaxy for crimes against the universe (being created for the Holiday special)

I think the choice is pretty clear.

I've also been designing merch for novels through The Merch Guild! I've done a few, but here's a cute one I drew for Legends & Lattes themerchguild.com/collections/...

If you're a vaccine denier, you should be stripped of your doctorate immediately.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

We need to go back...

Sad but true: 44% of men can't find the Tinkle Popo

just told my parents about my ai girlfriend and now i'm the only 35 year old in this orphanage

Move aside amateurs, here is MY Star Wars ranking: 1. Itchy 2. Lumpy 3. Malla 4. B4711 5. Ackmena 6. Saun Dann 7. Graven R'ube 8. Dromboid 9. Gormaanda 10. Krelman The definitive list of the top ten most wanted in the galaxy for crimes against the universe (being created for the Holiday special)

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Reminds me of when I was at a Canadian's wedding and two different boomers did "Born in the USA" during Karaoke at various points and somehow neither knew what the song was actually about and got very hung up part way through. I did "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake and baffled the audience.

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:

DOGE is disbanding after an estimated 600,000+ people died in other countries because of USAID cuts to lifesaving food and medication. Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children. Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.