Calling Slim Jims “Petite Jameses”

Folks, we grillin’

It's taking all the willpower I have to not buy a Lytro for this year's #ShittyCameraChallenge

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

Fuuuuuuuck this

Dammit, Bluesky came back.

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

Guess I’m gonna shoot a show with my shittiest Poloroid. Can’t wait!

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Gaspar Noe's Son of the Mask

Jean-Luc Goddard's XXX: State of the Union

The biggest photo project I've ever taken on is finished. Announcing it tomorrow; releasing on June 12th. Get hyped.

Happy Mother’s Day

Editing photos and watching Mr. Show.

it smelled like chatgpt garbage, and lo and behold it's just scaremongering for ai services. get thee gone hallucinatory disinformation machine of fascism, may thermite get poured on your servers

@tansyg.bsky.social I'm so glad you love The Brothers Bloom! There's dozens of us, Tansy! Dozens!

we're putting together a very special Avengers squad, and it's this guy, the kid who punched the nazi at school, and several other sloppy fucks who are loud right (i'm nick fury for sloppy fucks)

This would fix me.

@tansyg.bsky.social Hey Tansy! I’ve only recently heard of the show but I’m loving it so far. You’re doing a great job looking at these stories from every angle, and I can’t wait to finally be current.

Please enjoy an episode of The State with the original music and commercials. archive.org/details/the-...

Kash Patel must pay for his sins against humanity

do you like having to pay significantly more money for computing hardware to justify performative xenophobia by corrupt autocrats? well do I have some good news for you

Never beating the Bubba allegations

Cerveza Cristal!

Biblically Accurate Larry Bird is Very Real

@willsmith.fun Listening to the new patron only Tech Pod and while I'm not exactly screaming at my radio, I'd love to talk photography and camera/lenses with you some time

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

Why not just outlaw prediction markets altogether?

remember remember the 30th of april 📅 #mgs

America's Sweetheart

I’m sorry or you’re welcome

Maybe every stupid decision made by the BlueSky team has been to spite us skeeters smh

The Fugitive (1993) completely owns

I did not, in fact, open that motherfucker up.

Gonna start a circle pit at the @tmbg.bsky.social show if they play Cowtown.

No no no no no no no no

That doofus unblocked everyone? Coward.

What really stinks about being on the anti-ai block list is that I still have so much ai hatred in my heart to share with those bozos

With Tim Cook stepping down in September maybe we can get Apple software worth a damn again.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

holy shit