if I ever use ai to summarise 3 messages from my precious and treasured friends I have been kidnapped and I want you to nuke my location.

trying to explain 2008 to a 20 something like they cast 25 year old Anne Hathaway as 45 year old Steve Carrell’s love interest in an otherwise pretty good comedy.

they surf dracula'd the fucking dog

this is literally a scene in megalopolis.

they’re opening a Luke’s Banh Mi two blocks from the library I may never financially recover from this

huh I guess they did fully make this film

restarting my campaign for Melbournians to wear colourful winter jackets or at least browns and greys so the Tram Cops can’t camouflage themselves among us

happy to announce I got a new job - it is retail but I’m allowed to be sarcastic and mean to the customers which is weird for a crystals shop but apparently if they buy a one wish willow they deserve it.

Melbourne folks, the Hardest Film Trivia In Melbourne* is now (briefly) not sold out for months in advance because we’ve added more dates and are now fortnightly! www.classiccinemas.com.au/movies/south... *look idk is anyone else asking questions about Legally Blonde and Kokuho

really enjoyed @gharlesochady.bsky.social ‘s latest breakdown of specificity and outsider perspectives in Aus horror and only partly cos it acknowledges my annoyance at Apex naming Eric Bana’s character Tommy queertrashofficial.substack.com/p/qt-weekly-...

I don't want to sound like a parody of myself but are we ready to acknowledge that the whole boy cat/girl cat thing is just an exciting new frontier for misogyny?

you know Silvermane is legit cos the Pin from Brick is his 2IC.

Discovered my Manchurian Candidate activation phrase at 2am when a friend messaged to say her Uber driver’s favourite movie was the 2002 Count of Monte Cristo and that he heavily related to “this guy”, followed by a photo of Jim Caveizel.

look given he’s an AI shill who is actively stealing stuff I shouldn’t expect Peretti to know anything about actual animation but I’m fairly sure xeroxing was used to kill the ink department, it had nothing to do with in-betweening.

closest I’m ever gonna get to hoes in different post codes is tennis partners in different suburbs and I feel like they’re already onto me.

there are Count of Monte Cristo reboots everywhere for those with eyes to see.

objectively funny that Mando went from a full let’s go lesbians squad to a film that doesn’t pass the bechdel test like did Mando just stop trusting women after Ahsoka stonewalled him at the Jedi temple?

no shade to Busted but if we’re all living under water I would say a lot has changed actually

Rewatching BLACK BAG and if my boss asked me on a Saturday to come to dinner at their house on Sunday I’d assume they were going to kill me.

“hey did you come up with a title for that episode of Clone Wars?” “sure did boss, real fuckin horny, just like you asked” “…what.”

sure it’s a recession indicator but I like to take a tote bag to the library and go absolutely insane on their dvd and bluray collection like I’m in the criterion closet.

i need you all to appreciate that I met someone from Marseille and managed not to say "oh like from the Count of Monte Cristo?"

i won't be unlocking this because i fear what the general public would say if they knew how i felt about this movie www.patreon.com/posts/mandal...

when you get mad at me on the internet this is who you're yelling at btw

"Suki officially joining the gaang in season 2 of the live action remake" TO YOU. to me she has always been a crucial part of the team. can't wait to see how they fumble this tho.

man Season 3 looks really differernt.

between the Mandalorian and Grogu score and the release of the Universal Parks atmospheric music for How To Train Your Dragon land it's been a huge week for music I can listen to while writing

dunno how else to say this but every shot of Rotta the Hutt in Mando and Grogu looks like the inverse of this scene from Sopranos.

devastated to say we only got three names into "Indonesian President or Star Wars character" at trivia tonight before we had a winner.

yes I did make an Oracle t-shirt but more embarrassingly I designed it during downtime on-set and the ONE TIME the show’s host decided to come say hi this was on my laptop

Ludwig did not come to play with the Mando and Grogu score he is truly the white boy blessed with the sauce.

As ever, @goingroguepod.bsky.social offers great, entertaining, whip-smart criticism. Frex: in this episode, a very lightly-worn riff on the movement Abrams squeezes into a single 18-second shot of BB-8 *for some reason* says so much about the perils of his film-making while also being very funny.

new episode (and new hyperfixation) just dropped open.spotify.com/episode/4IxE...

mum can you come pick me up? they're doing star wars events in fortnite again.

this headline is fully just the premise of BAIT

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

🎵 i'm with mister mountain king, mountain king, mountain king / i'm with mister mountain king in his big stupid hall 🎵

look i'm just saying, Prince Zuko could have bodied Emperor Palpatine.

to be fair to Luke if I found out my sister had been adopted out to royalty while I stayed with Uncle Owen on a farm I would be a massive bitch about it

15 years late but I finally finished the Martian and is there anything more American than ending with Watney getting a high paying job in the private sector.

been walking around muttering “complete the trainual module on weel” all day.

hmm I wanna be suspicious but honestly last time one of my relatives got on a boat in London it ended pretty well (cons: I sound like this, pros: I do not live in England.)

It’s honestly good I don’t have a real job cos no real boss would put up with “I completed a task and my tummy hurts, I’m going home at midday”

ok has these ever been a show that *didn't* have a set number of season/pre-planned arc that ended strong?

i'm afraid i will be making a lot of use of this clip

cool how every business decided to universally implement the confidently wrong machine

please observe this whimsical little coffee cup I got at the op shop.

i don't want to be dramatic but I do think no one associated with any element of Microsoft Teams will see the light of heaven

used to pray for times like this (sending an invoice titled Baby Yoda 1400wd)

I do think it’s on Andy for not clocking this scarf and immediately running in the other direction.