Hey Google, Fuck you. This is why I'm replacing all your shit with Linux.

This is my most measured response to AI cultists and sickos.

@tmbg.bsky.social One of my favorites 🥰

I'm worried that several of my replies have gone unseen due to swears. Lol, Yes. That must be the reason.

Love to see something so pure as a ✨sandwich✨ become the mascot of revolution.

Wrestling fans love to be acknowledged, and frankly I love that for them.

I don't know who Kenny Omega is, but he makes a lot of you happy, and that makes me happy.

Starting to come out of my depression like

Lol, what a fuckin dork

Can’t believe I’ve gotten to October 30 without seeing a “stoners are trying to give your kids free drugs” post on social media. Guess my filters are working???

Having a popular post sucks. How do these big accounts handle so many notifications? And like, the comic I posted, I didn't even make. I am the second person in this comic. No thank you. Not for me.

New study shows 96% of parents who allow their child to watch Cocomelon have been smothered in their sleep

Just saw a license plate "ACK PACK" Cathy fans are wild.

Everything about this sucks. People wearing these glasses should be bullied relentlessly.

Lmaoo these hats are incredible.

🥹🥹🥹 thank u.

Hi all- a friend has a family looking for a missing minor. This is in the Monterey Park, CA area (San Gabriel Valley). Please boost. Thank you!

@dndpodcast.bsky.social @timlanning.bsky.social Tum still can and should be alive. Everybody's talking about it. #bringbackTum

Now that they're back, will Madonna get an answer about where they went?

My gast has been flabberd. A notepad. You've invented a $100 notepad. This gives NASA spending millions on the space pen vs Pencil vibes.

JD Vance has excused the leaked racist messages from the young Republicans group chat as “kids being kids” and “just mistakes.” But who really gets to be a kid in this country? And what kinds of kids are allowed to make mistakes?

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

Honestly, all the people wondering if they should switch to Linux from Windows... Just do it. Microsoft isn't going to get any better. If there are more people on Linux, you can learn the system now rather than later.

Shaun of the Dead Cooties Tucker and Dale Zombeavers

Idea for a D&D campaign. Have the party go to a reverse Ren Fair, where everybody is dressed in business suits. That's all I've got really...

Nobody wants this. Stop promoting this garbage.

So like does Spider-Man have a flap, or just completely nude to go poop

If I haven't been clear about my stances in the past, FUCK ICE. fucking Nazi pricks.

Kimmel has the opportunity to do the funniest thing. I hope he gets on stage, says "fuck Kirk" and just leaves the set.

What time is this whole rapture thing supposed to happen? Because I really don't feel like going to work.

Okay but what if Batman was a weeb? What if he just filled his big old mansion with a bunch of anime figures?

The tongue is the eyes of the mouth.

live your life so that when you die everyone talks about how hot you were and not how you were a hateful bigot

She flabber my gast until I flummox.

On Charlie Kirk & “speaking ill of the dead”

O-bla-di, o-bla-da.

Mulan committed male fraud.

@themikebachmann.bsky.social killed me with this joke. "Covered wagons don't have windows. They use Linux."

This just popped into my head, And it doesn't really have a punch line or anything. A stop-motion video where somebody's cutting a tomato and it turns into dice.

Okay, there's no way I'm the first person to think of this idea, so who can tell me where to watch famous movie clips portrayed by puppets? I'm talking pulp fiction, dirty dancing, godfather... Except all the actors are muppets

@rincewind.run this was an amusing exert from Pyramids.

With listening to @dndpodcast.bsky.social , I had a thought. What if you have an archer for instance that can see through darkness, And then have your magic user cast darkness on an arrow. You could effectively blind a guard tower or a cart in the distance by shooting that arrow at them

I wish ill on JK Rowling

Slightly diminish a band: Room Temp Chili Peppers

@josketh.bsky.social my dude. So my kid LOVES pokemon. He's beaten Let's Go Eevee (except he's crazy disappointed that he can't catch mew..) What game would you say he should play next? (He's 6, so LGE was pretty perfect for the learning curve)

repost if you support women. don’t repost if you hate women. your choice.

Lol, Nika out here like

Having to make a very difficult decision for my dog and I am destroyed. I love you Rocky. I hope this brings you peace.