This sumbich really said: “I'm an astronaut, you're the Moon I starе at you, I sing to you I circle you” like bro????

GOD DAMMIT FUCK CARTER HART FUCK

Hello I wish they had voice notes on here so I could record the bits about the bday trip i’m taking today.

The way the youths comment stupid shit like “lmao my pad full asfk 😂😂😂” has me laid out on the floor. Like silent body shake laughter.

okay the vertical drama “Next Door” is actually crazy good in a genuine way. They should be proud of this one.

dawg i’m so fucking tired of telling the delivery driver where I live in COMPLETE detail and they still drop my food off at a random fuck location. EVERY SINGLE MAP leads them to my front door how are they multiple blocks away confused?

We need to give the guy that played Ilya’s brother in Heated Rivalry his flowers because he played such a punchable rat shit in the show but is such a cutie in his interviews. That’s acting baby.

THIS MAN HIT THE CRACK PIPE ON LIVE OH MY GOD

Im telling you right now…get those Boy Throb lads a vocal coach to help them get to singing well while dancing and they are going to huge

Sista…Dion sang the shit out of Dream Lover LMFAOOOOO he was gone off the good liquor when he got in the booth

Hey @bsky.app give me voice posts so I can talk to the people

we need more splatoon-sona picrew out there

GORL FUCK CARTER HART

Any of you gerls watching hockey rn?

how i’m tryna keep myself awake today at work

I need someone to collect all the racist white vegans and all the meat eaters with bacon and cheese as their entire personality real quick. Put them in on a cruise ship and take them far far out to sea without internet so I can be free of the discourse.

dude if you sucked on that lady’s tiddies, you better text her happy mother’s day and venmo her $20! (this is not about moms) ((unless….))

WAKE IT UP

I need some beef udon…bad

Update: a different video of her appeared on my timeline and I called her stupid in the comments. I don’t care. Like she is the precise type of white woman whose reckless speech got black men killed.

I had to stop myself from getting in this white lady’s comments and calling her dumb. Friends…I beed these schools opened. Immediately. AND funded.

The whites keep saying Kia Asylum and its wild seeing how boldly incorrect they are

If I start seeing hella Ariados teams popping up on ladder and folks dont understand how to use it, im gonna be annoyed so bad.

Fyi the met gala exists to fundraise for the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute. So the whole point is those celebs and brands are throwing fat money into preservation and archive and like to pay the staff…also the make up and styling teams are getting paid. It’s helping working people.

Ariados hive is UP right now

oh btw i’m not interested in any of the “the met gala is a distraction” bullshit this year as I haven’t been for any other year. I can walk and chew bubble gum. Please dig a hole and yell in that.

my pussy’s moveset: Gunk Shot Crunch Coil Solar Blade

LMFAOO

there is a magic in screaming Pretty Hurts by Beyonce at the TOP of your lungs in the car when literally everything is fine…it’s just fun

Bitch I found some old ass photos I took and thought I lost to time

You want the thick thighs pussy salad?

i’m gonna keep it G, Tanisha… a lot of you are way too focused on FPS in games and your eyes can’t eem keep up like that.

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GORL THE TEARING BRADY UGLY ASS UP ON TWITTER RN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH FUCK THAT MAN

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that’s wha brady’s bitch ass get

Sorry (i’m not) to the Golden Knights but you gotta cut that shit goalie lose to clean your energy. The streets doing MAD spell work against your team baby HAHAHAHAH

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ayo @thepatedwards.bsky.social get your father off these interviews man

father god

ALL SUMMER WE SUCKING DICK tell your wives to strap up, no excuses

guys, they out here bussin clit on the timeline to that doctor from the pitt’s horny audio LMFAO 21 rose toy salute HAAHAHAHAHAH

guuurrrl..gritty putting that work on the penguins. Crosby is PIST.

I like Linus Ullmark but I hate that mush face ass bitch Tkachuk so bad