…girl, SNL is so like not with it. Hahah. Like very much not in touch.

HE’S A SQUIRTER AFTER ONE IM A LITTLE DRUNK BUT HE NEEDS FLEET NOW SAID I WOULDNT CALL DONT WANT NO PAINT AT ALL SO HE NEEDS FLEET NOW 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

bitch Robbie and François were TURNT baby hahahahahah I love them for that. They and Nadine deserved it.

IM GAMING. IM GONNA MAKE PAT AND HIS NPCs KISS ME

WE BACK BITCH

“I avoid using plant or seed oils so I have a high temp olive oil here” ????

Zara Larsson looks like she is having so much mf fun

NEW YEAR SAME BITCH!!!

lissen…when that man sang “How much sorry can I take, blackbird on my shoulder?” woooooo! I felt dat

bitch Svetlana’s hair on this show is EVERYTHING

I would sincerely love for people to evolve out of concept that to bottom is to submit.

Patrick tempts me every day

mushy peas is just like….peas…but mashed right? or is there like stuff mixed in?

The Eternals was not that bad a movie!

Sometimes I think about how Toph was trying to hold up an entire sinking building for the gang while struggling to perceive and stop the sandbenders…and dealing with that failure only to get yelled at by Aang. That was such a rich episode.

Also it was cold for 60 hours in Florida and I’m livid

One of these days, they are going to request a moment of silence for a certain someone and you will hear me singing full out Midnight Sun by Zara Larsson and Muni Long at impossible volumes.

I beat the brakes off Gogmazios lmfao

I really can’t wait for white people to stop using “aah” for ass because it always looks stupid

Beat the DLC boss, shout outs to Wigglytuff and Chesnaught carrying the whole b word just the two of them!

JACK RABBIT WHEN YOU PUT THE DICK IN IT HOW YOU NUTT AND YOU BARELY PUT THE TIP IN IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

an Alpha Farfetch’d (the Galar one) just appeared in front of me and them shits are WAY too big

look at my dog

how am I post to know it’s a anime fight between the powerhouses if they aint no cubes????

bitch these Donut Timers for the Extra Dimensions are crazy short LMFAO I finished a mission on 6 seconds left HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH christ

Whew they eating ol Cornsweat up after that little interview huh HAHAHAHAHAHAH He could have worded it better, sure, but like I said, folks wanna be cops so bad lmfaoooooo

This lady on TikTok was opening up a conversation on something quite serious and I opened the comments and the top one was “now why would you play this music?” and I realized it was like clown ass wii shop music. Bitch I loosed a MIGHTY laugh.

gaht dayum. i’m not better than a man I swear to god

Wayward Shores is live! The longest, most brutal high seas battle continues! Come give us a look! www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Live now!!!

I just say Eastern. Saves me the trouble of thinking. Also that bitch ass bot won’t appear in my mentions trying to correct me.

I wish Barefoot Contessa was a Real Housewife. LMFAO not even that she has to get into drama but imagine her trying to host these amazing lunch or dinner parties and these bitches being couthless ldjskdjkdjkka

FAMILY PHOTO!!!

I got my team ready for the DLC, I just need to finish up the levels for the most recent additions

Ideally, all my Pokémon would be in Safari Balls. for Aesthetic.

cannot wait for people to flood this raid with glass cannon dragon types 🤪

Top 2 on Dancing Wit the Stars should have been Robert and Jordan. Streets keep saying that Alix girl is Republican….and Jordan was criminally underscored all season.

the prince is awake…your shit is wrecked! MY SON IS HOME

The Across The Universe version of Let It Be is highly under appreciated

The Streamer Awards will never be legitimate when they consistently have people with the WORST world views as nominees. How tf is XQC and Kaicenat on the list at all???

What the fuck tractor beam is on Bill’s dick?

I’ll never forgive you bitches for “Hope you don’t mind. Those just my little ladybugs.”

YO…WAKE THIS UP

who feels like a subathon today?! 👀

It’s very bad HOWEVER it is also crazy funny how random homophobia appears in Jamaican dancehall music lmfaoooo like why did this get in here hahahaha

I made my first listing!! I'm so excited for my lil Etsy journey 🤗 check it out and lemme know what you think!! (Be nice pls) apothecult.etsy.com

Sista, have you seen this white lady online calling up the churches to see if they would help with baby formula???? LMFAOOOOOO she is shaking the table on their asses so bad

Elite gaming

i’m not calling no one’s father or granda or any of that shit “Sir”. literally kiss my ass HAHAHAHAHAHA