the prince is awake…your shit is wrecked! MY SON IS HOME

The Across The Universe version of Let It Be is highly under appreciated

The Streamer Awards will never be legitimate when they consistently have people with the WORST world views as nominees. How tf is XQC and Kaicenat on the list at all???

What the fuck tractor beam is on Bill’s dick?

I’ll never forgive you bitches for “Hope you don’t mind. Those just my little ladybugs.”

YO…WAKE THIS UP

who feels like a subathon today?! 👀

It’s very bad HOWEVER it is also crazy funny how random homophobia appears in Jamaican dancehall music lmfaoooo like why did this get in here hahahaha

I made my first listing!! I'm so excited for my lil Etsy journey 🤗 check it out and lemme know what you think!! (Be nice pls) apothecult.etsy.com

Sista, have you seen this white lady online calling up the churches to see if they would help with baby formula???? LMFAOOOOOO she is shaking the table on their asses so bad

Elite gaming

i’m not calling no one’s father or granda or any of that shit “Sir”. literally kiss my ass HAHAHAHAHAHA

Now is a great time to go check out that local coffee shop that's maybe a couple blocks away.

BITCH WE GETTING GAY MEOWTH IN THE DLC?!

New horse unlocked. #PokemonLegendZA

Quick Claw is actually a bad bitch in Legends ZA. It removes the cast time for attacks. 👀

Sorry to say it girl but “Merry Christmas I Love You” or whatever that was made as like a response to “Merry Christmas Please Don’t Call” does NOT hit. Shes not that girl. So what if you call??? you getting BLOCKED babes.

BITCH THIS IS THE ONLY XMAS SONG THAT MATTERS ARGUE WITH THE WALL youtu.be/aBpYk9vuneE?...

YAY A rank and Shiny Alpha Fennekin!

I was never that big on QTcinderella because she has annoying white girl voice (ARGUE WITH THE WALL) but once again, folks need to deconstruct their cop/evangelical shit. She was wrong but also you bitches don’t move this hard for actual dangerous men that need to be deplatformed so…

I DONT GIVE A FORK I GOT THAT MEGA STONE AT RANK K LIKE A REAL ONE (it was not that hard and I never care about stuff like this being more accessible)

I….okay listen I think the conversation around “would you be friends with someone who cheated on their partner?” is loaded and childish. Like please deconstruct the cop/evangelical shit with haste and care immediately

this will only land with a few people but PLUS MOVE YOUR SOLAR BEAM!!! that shit fires off fast as hell

the Beast Mortos annoyed because, yet again, he has to fix the broken spreadsheet from the head office has me cackling

i’d be so boring on letterbox or whatever. “I dunno like 2 stars or whatever. None of the foods looked seasoned enough for me and like which ever white man was the lead doesn’t look like he wash his legs”

….I don’t care about voice acting in games……but the kids DO need to learn to read. So let’s remember that before we go wild. (Accessibility first, of course)

Come hang out!! I dressed up as my character but can't find my phone so you have to come to the stream to see!! live meow at twitch.tv/killurmonkey

I'm live roleplaying as the interstellar handyman, Stan Flannigan, in the horror survival TTRPG Mothership trying to raise money for a Multiple Sclerosis charity. Come hang! www.twitch.tv/killurmonkey

going live! watch me struggle to run a spooooky space game!!!! twitch.tv/killurmonkey

SPOILERS FOR POKÉMON LEGENDS ZA . . . . . . . Holy shit Mega Pyroar’s stats are pure ass wow

DON'T FORGET THAT THIS IS TODAY!! Come and hang out with us as we play some very fun and definitely not deadly game of Mothership!! I've been watching the Alien franchise all day to prepare and I can't wait for you to meet Dr. Sloane Bishop 👀 7 pm est on twitch.tv/killurmonkey

FireFlower fit on because I heat the block #pokemon #legendsza

I hate this musty bitch so bad

Rina Sawayama had any type of controversy? If not, i’m gonna need folks to get those streams and album sales up ASAP.

WHY THE FUCK IS SKARMORY CATCH RATE SO CRAZY?! 32 BALLS?!?!!!?

Legends ZA thoughts so far: - Battle System is ASS - Exploring is fun. Night vs Day battle stuff is fun (i’m over the transition cutscene though) - Traversing Rooftops has been really nice

Wayward Shores is live! Things are heating up as our heroes make moves toward clearing their besmirched names! www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc

OUT HERE GHETTOOOOOO

Seeing myself in my cowboy hat in AEW footage is so mf funny

Character in Game: “That man is not my father but he did set me up financially to get through school” Guy playing: “HOLY SHIT THATS HIS SON??” I’m truly getting stressed about how poor reading comprehension is getting.

LAND BACK IN THIS BITCH!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

FUCK CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FOREVER

bitch I was on tv HAHAHAHAHAH

guys @dabryceisright.bsky.social waved at me. he will be my special guy forever now. fave ref of all time.

we here! i’m gonna make one of the NPCs kiss Pat

I know I didn’t just hear LEPROSY is on the rise in Florida….

whichever one of you screamed “BREAK MY KNEES SO I CANT MOVE” as that line in Bug-a-Boo by Destiny Child has truly changed my brain circuitry LMFAO

I wish a curse upon all you loose neck, ashy faced, gutter ass, limp noodle ass, foot dragging, skid mark leaving ass, stank, whiny ass mother fuckers that said Monster Hunter Wilds was too easy because now I gotta fight this doofy robot piece of shit and lose 20+ times a night for nothing.

my sleepy dogs 😭

I CANNOT recommend the Pokémon & Lucha Libre (CMLL) crossover event highly enough as a dose of pure energetic joy, regardless of if you know wrestling, Pokémon, or a word of Spanish www.youtube.com/live/1sxgNmp...