My 4 year old is getting into D&D so we're running a little campaign with his preschool friends. From the game last night, it's the dark wizard Broccolius, leader of the Veggie Cabal, and his henchmen the Sprout Twins and Gary Garlic

We're BACK BABY! neocities.org

Did a fancy dinner, cucumber caprese carpaccio salad w/ burrata. I need to take a plating class, I know this could look fancier, but it was 🤌 I usually do a Mediterranean-style cubed/chopped thing with the tomatoes and cucumbers, but I think the texture of the thin slice layers kicked it up a notch.

@breebird33.bsky.social did you see this? Kraftwerk gear for auction 👀 www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...

D&MotherfugginD streamed directly out of Bezos's ass. Come watch us do some Pirate shiddd. Tell a friend. It's time theft time, log on, tune in, check out. Twitch.tv/geeklyinc

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This number is clearly too big right? How much cocaine do you use? This assumes that every cocaine user in the US would have used ~1lb of cocaine so far this year, and that's just the confiscated amount. Maybe I'm just a baby, but this can't be correct. WHAT IS A NORMAL AMOUNT OF COCAINE?

I'm gonna be day drinking for the next two hours playing D&D with my buds, come watch! → www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc

12:30 and we just finished decorating for the kiddo's 4th birthday. I'm very lucky to get to enjoy this beautiful chaos.

Do a time theft and watch us play D&D at work!

@hankgreen.bsky.social bro did you see what your recommended search was on TT???

Apparently Megalopolis is so poorly received that nobody even noticed that it's not available to stream, rent or buy anymore. Crazy

It's me! Come watch!

If you need a distraction during the workday Wayward Shores returns tomorrow at 2pm East. Join @timlanning.bsky.social @breadeagles.bsky.social @josketh.bsky.social & @jennpeig.bsky.social as they sail deadly seas ducking bounty hunters, pirates, & a myriad of other terrors! Twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Imagine you, a vampire with the most successful propaganda campaign in history tricking people into inviting you into their homes. Millions welcome you. They buy each other gifts in your name, leave you offerings and go to bed early so as not to interrupt your arrival. Santa Claus is coming to town.

Alt text: me eating a healthy and responsible cucumber snack, then immediately slamming a beer

My 3yo playing Cuphead 👀

I’m hyped for this week’s ep of Wayward Shores w/ @timlanning.bsky.social @josketh.bsky.social @breadeagles.bsky.social @jennpeig.bsky.social The crew is leading a team of 20 adventurers on an assault at a floating fortress ship of a dwarven crime syndicate Thursday. 2pm East. On GeeklyInc

O YEA I updated my Kofi with a bunch a stuff-- old, new, and in between! ko-fi.com/emkay Everything is just up there so u don't need to tip to see but I appreciate if u wanna buy me a little tea uwu (i don't like coffee qq)

I try not to kill spiders, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to launch those SOBs off my front porch like they got caught in a particle accelerator. I'll hyperloop a motherfucker into the void.

We all have that friend

Weirder thing that I just noticed... Are all of these chickens the same half of the chicken? Is that fuckin weird or am I tripping?

It always feels wrong setting the sous vide to 145 for chicken ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Boomers shouting "We don't need no education" really hits different in 2024

the general vibe at the moment

🎶 Do you see what I see 🎶

On Fridays after preschool Bebo and I go and do "Friday Treats" where he picks lunch (always pizza) and an activity (always the pizza place with pinball machines) and I want to ask, when was the last time YOU got Friday Treats?

~~ new synthesizer music stuff on the op1 ~~

Side Quests is back and so is host @breadeagles.bsky.social! He is a podcaster, musician and competitive little bean! The game he is talking about today is Fall Guys by Mediatonic, Devolver Digital and Epic Games. funandgames.libsyn.com/side-quests-...

Bruh. Jealous of my phone sensor, the light pollution from the city made it a lot harder to see in person, but my camera roll is full of bright colors. 👀

Stop where you are. Commit to not learning anything new for 24 hours. Turn off your mind. When you come back, don't catch up, or the exercise is meaningless. Exist with a gap in your timeline. Never learn what you missed. Realize that you could do this every day and nothing in your life would change

Today's excessive and unnecessary meat item: wagyu balogna. 8/10 Would eat again, it fulfilled all the promise of what balogna could be, which is a "pretty okay" bite of meat on a cheese board.

youtu.be/rvoODPW5jNE?... @breadeagles.bsky.social has cool music and fun videos

Internet therapists: I was complimented about something that I KNOW was not that impressive. I did't enjoy the experience. Later, I was called a pessimist because I knew a fact that was kind of a bummer. Also unenjoyable Do I now: A) stop talking to people B) stop going to places where people are

~Never~ would have guessed that seven dudes wrote Poor Things 🙄

The real monster jam is this parking line 🙃

My new year's resolution is to stop only opening group chat to post cooking flexes, so they go here now (where all the same people will see anyway). Chorizo tlayudas! #sombreroemoji My wife's review was "hits like Taco Bell" 🔥

New health risk just dropped: scallion cream cheese baked potato. No photo, ate it too fast.

Me: Oh cool! I can shoot RAW video on my phone! Also me: What do you mean it will take 23 hours to transfer one file to my laptop over mtp? Wtf?

I'm trying to do more jams and put out more music this year. Check out this one I did Wednesday morning! I think it turned out pretty good. Op-1, Kordbot, and coffee 🎛️🎵

I remembered to take a picture of my setup this morning hanging out making #music at the coffee shop! Next time maybe I'll feel bold enough to actually record the session. Really digging this Kordbot, even if it's super buggy. And of course, tracked on Op-1 Field.

Just playtested my new card game and it was an instant hit! Everyone had a blast, both players and spectators. I'll post more when there is more official art, but it's nice to have the validation of verified group fun.

Leather craft post, I made this dice bag for a friend for a gift exchange. It's my first attempt with skiving to get a smooth top edge, which you can kind of see in the second photo. Feels like I'm getting a little better with assembly and stitching!

I'm playing D&D, right now, and every Thursday at this time.

If I wrote the headlines: "The makers of Dungeons and Dragons really turned 2023 into a dung eon that just seemed to drag on."

Chompi has arrived! Very excited!

Eating keto feels like smoking the cigarettes that 4/5 doctors recommend.

do you want to see something so so beautiful

Hooooooo boy, backhanded the broiler in my oven and cracklin'd my knuckle real bad. Got that perfect crispy golden brown though, wish I could do that when I'm actually cooking lol