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Had an unexpected cry this morning as I dropped my toddler at preschool. We passed by the local high school & many of them were out protesting ICE today. I felt really proud of them but also my heart breaks that they have to spend these special finite years of their lives dealing with this shit

The fact that a substance as perfect as espresso exists but I can’t drink as much of it as I really want to because it’ll make my heart explode is one of the all time cosmic injustices

When it comes to dipping bread in olive oil, if you aren’t adding so much Parmesan that the oil practically becomes a solid, what are you even doing with your life? Give me that Italian bread sludge, baby!

I think if I could pick one comic book character to be real right now… it wouldn’t be Superman… or Captain America… …it’d be fucking Magneto IYKYK

Gym brag incoming, fair warning: It feels surreal that I am getting dangerously close to being able to pull my body weight in Bent Over Barbell Row. That doesn’t seem like something that physics should allow. #gym #lifting

Fellow husbands & dads, just a reminder: Whenever you are hanging anything on a wall, you are required by law to first “test” the stud finder by waving over yourself & going “beep beep beep!”

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About to be live on Twitch as a guest player showcasing the newest edition to the incredibly fun game, Drinking Quest by @jasonanarchy.bsky.social Come check us out at www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc And holy shit look at this custom character card @killurmonkeyart.bsky.social whipped up for me today!

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As a “weightlifting person” or whatever, it gets very frustrating how like 90% of available protein sources are essentially poison. So hitting your protein quota becomes a juggling game of micro dosing 6 different kinds of poison

I am truly stunned when I encounter people who still think they can “avoid politics” in their daily life & social relationships. Everything. Is. Political. From the coffee you drink to the sidewalks you walk on to your kids finger painting from school. Politics played a hand in all of it.

According to my 9yr old, the steak I cooked tonight is “bussin’”

A recap of the #SuperBowl Ads: 1. You should use A.I. 2. You’re fat 3. Please use A.I. 4. A surveillance state is actually a good thing, fyi 5. Pretty please use A.I. 6. Did we mention you’re fat? 7. Oh look! Minions! 8. For fucks sake! Use A.I.! Use it! Use is! A.I. is your new god now!!!!

Be the penguin. Climb that mountain.

Had a vivid dream last night where I was at a loud house party trying to get a board game started with 5 other willing participants despite the chaos around us. We managed to make space on the table, get it set up, & just as I finished explaining the rules & we were about to play… I woke up 😭

I love #Shrinking so much

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Never would I have been able to guess that a Switchfoot song would end up being the most prescient piece of music from my childhood. But observing the world around us as we millennials enter our 40s it very much literally feels like “we were meant to live for so much more but we lost ourselves…”

Idea: Savory French Toast Instead of adding like sugar, cinnamon, & vanilla to the egg mixture do something like salt, pepper, & paprika. Dip your bread in & fry it up like normal. Top with some Parmesan, maybe a little avocado

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Thanks, Pat! It's important to have HUGE BICEPS. It helps just about every aspect of one's life.

Drinking Quest is so fun! Also Jason is an absolutely delightful human being with biceps bigger than mine… what I’m saying it consider snagging yourself a copy of the latest edition!

I bet a chocolate frosted donut topped with crumbled potato chips would rip so hard

Oh my gosh...is this play about us? We got published on the Roleplayers Chronical! Check out the article on our story! Check out our @kickstarter on LinkTree! #tabletopcommunity #ttrpg #euphoria #stf #shadowdark #fantasy #artist #book #kickstarter

The vacation that won’t end… was supposed to be back home yesterday. Thanks to the snowstorm hammering the Midwest we’re stuck in #DisneyWorld likely until Tuesday. I know I know, ultimate First World Problem but I am dying for some normalcy.

EPCOT writers reading this post:

Spaceship Earth in EPCOT has bit in the beginning where they take your pic & say “Now we’ll send your photo to the future“ but like isn’t that every photo? A moment from the past being sent to the future?

Crushed a couple glizzys. Sipping a beer as I push the 4 yr old around EPCOT whilst he fights a personal battle against the siren’s call of nap time

Everyone is allowed to have their own opinion on things but it’s wild to me people have a favorite dinosaurs that isn’t ankylosaurus What’s better than a chonky tank boy with a medieval morning star for a tail?!

The Bears to every team they play during the first 3 quarters

#space #parenting My 8 yr old just asked me if I was alive when Neil Armstrong went to the moon Me:

This. 100%

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Everyone should root for the Bears to win the Super Bowl & here’s why: 11/2/2016: the Cubs win World Series 11/8/2016: Orange Fuckface wins the election 2017-2026: Literal Hell If Bears win the SB it will close the loop on whatever black magic curse allowed the Cubs to win & end this nightmare

Hotel lobby interior design peaked with “Late 90s Embassy Suites”

See if you lived near me you could come over on Sunday morning for some coffee and a scratch made baked apple pancake. Now don’t you feel silly living so far away, friend?

Saw a TikTok a while ago that really stuck with me. The person said “Businesses today treat you like they are annoyed that they have to go through *you* to get to *your* money” And if that ain’t the realest shit ever

Yelp review of the U.S. This spot has never been perfect but it used to be somewhat decent. Now every menu item is utterly doused in fascism spice & authoritarian aioli to the point you literally can’t taste anything else. Also the other day I saw a staff member murder a woman 0/10

Yelp review of the U.S. This spot has never been perfect but it used to be somewhat decent. Now every menu item is utterly doused in fascism spice & authoritarian aioli to the point you literally can’t taste anything else. Also the other day I saw a staff member murder a woman 0/10

It’s very disorienting and surreal to be existing in a time where I am constantly going: “I can’t believe they would… …no, no, yeah, actually I totally believe they would. Well surely there will be consequences… …no, no, yeah, actually I totally believe there won’t be consequences.”

IM GAMING. IM GONNA MAKE PAT AND HIS NPCs KISS ME

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Finally got around to watching #Superman That movie fucking rips. I loved it.

8yr old: “Dad. There’s a monster inside me.” Me (playfully): “oh I’m aware bud” Her: “It tries to control me” Me (suddenly serious): “oh… um… okay.”

When that last meal you ate before the gym is just sitting like a brick in your stomach & you keep burping while working out… send help. Just the worst. #gym #fitness

This is going to sound insane coming from me of all people but holy fuck… Grocery Industry, can you stop giving literally EVERY single food product a protein enema? Protein candy, protein chips, protein wine & I just saw a post about, I shit you not, protein pasta sauce. This madness must end