Listen, I’m not naive enough to think that there ever was a time when the actual “best” “most qualified” people were running things in this country… I’m just saying I’m nostalgic for when it at least kinda *seemed* like the best most qualified people were running things

Hey. You. #Shadowdark fan. @stforgestudios.bsky.social is bringing their successful D&D 5E sourcebook/campaign, The Black Ballad, into the dark. New ancestries, classes, spells, monsters, modes of play & more! Including an adventure originally designed by me. www.kickstarter.com/projects/stf...

Margaritas are the ultimate athletic performance drink. I will explain. Salt -> electrolytes Ice -> hydration Lime juice -> vitamin C / prevents scurvy Agave -> energy Tequila -> generally makes everything better

Me whenever I pass by a new coffee shop in my area that I didn’t know was coming:

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In literary terms, our current reality is one big Idiot Plot

Our very own Rick Heinz on the TCH Podcast! Now live at 12 pm! youtu.be/i-nQ25pEExA #podcast #ttrpg #shadowdark #storytellersforge #kickstater #fantasy #dndcommunity #tabletopcommunity

Classic Ruffles are so underrated in the chip game

Hey! YOU! We are releasing a Shadowdark version of The Black Ballad! If you like TTRPGs but don't always have the time for 5E, Shadowdark is a great option. Check it out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/stf...

Shadowdark version of The Black Ballad! I art directed this and worked with amazing people! Check it out! @stforgestudios.bsky.social @erikfrankhouse.bsky.social www.kickstarter.com/projects/stf... #ttrpg #shadowdark #theblackballad #arcanelibrary #rpg

Blue Sky friends, we put a ton of work into this and now it's live on Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dri... I teamed up with the very talented and funny @checrawford.bsky.social @swordscomic.bsky.social and @mydadisdracula.bsky.social in a huge project! #DungeonsandDragons #TTRPG #Dnd

SNOW?!?! What kind of frozen fuckery is this, Ohio?!?!

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Insane gift from my sister. It’s incredible. I love it so much. #Severance

The amount of Taco Bell I just ate was offensive

Introducing my girls to Hook and while Williams & Hoffman are rightfully lauded for their performances, my god, the work Bob Hoskins is doing in this film is so good and so underrated #Hook

Check out the latest episode of the STF podcast with @thepatedwards.bsky.social featuring @katiemehera.bsky.social & Ben of @amateurishprod.bsky.social discussing their new Level 20 Actual Play show: Azara’s Fist www.storytellersforge.com/blog/stf-pod...

Fun fact: this stormtrooper helmet espresso cup is a 1:1 scale. This is actually how big their helmets were historically speaking. Many assume that the peoples of this far far away galaxy are the same size as us. In truth, that galaxy is about 1/10 scale to our galaxy. The more you know! #StarWars

Gargoyles! By Roch Hercka #artist #art #gargoyles #ttrpg

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“This the hill I’ll die on” - too defeatist. Instead try; “This is the hill I’ll kill you on” - exudes confidence & hope for a better future

I was comfortable in shorts outside yesterday. It’s snowing today… why is Seasons Playlist for Ohio always set to ‘shuffle’?

It has become wholly impossible for me to say “what the fuck?!” without doing it in a Tim Robinson voice

I wanted a treat after the gym today. This local “fancy” grocer sells pie by the slice. They had one that was a lemon meringue but with a *blueberry* meringue. So a lemon-blueberry meringue pie. Holy fucking shit it was so good. #pie #treats #gym

If you aren’t constantly second, third, and fourth guessing what the ultimate goal of your BBEG is…. are you even really DMing? #DnD #TTRPG

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Had an unexpected cry this morning as I dropped my toddler at preschool. We passed by the local high school & many of them were out protesting ICE today. I felt really proud of them but also my heart breaks that they have to spend these special finite years of their lives dealing with this shit

The fact that a substance as perfect as espresso exists but I can’t drink as much of it as I really want to because it’ll make my heart explode is one of the all time cosmic injustices

When it comes to dipping bread in olive oil, if you aren’t adding so much Parmesan that the oil practically becomes a solid, what are you even doing with your life? Give me that Italian bread sludge, baby!

I think if I could pick one comic book character to be real right now… it wouldn’t be Superman… or Captain America… …it’d be fucking Magneto IYKYK

Gym brag incoming, fair warning: It feels surreal that I am getting dangerously close to being able to pull my body weight in Bent Over Barbell Row. That doesn’t seem like something that physics should allow. #gym #lifting

Fellow husbands & dads, just a reminder: Whenever you are hanging anything on a wall, you are required by law to first “test” the stud finder by waving over yourself & going “beep beep beep!”

come on down to twitch and spend your friday with @timlanning.bsky.social @jennifercheek.bsky.social @killurmonkeyart.bsky.social @thepatedwards.bsky.social and @nikahoward.bsky.social for some Drinking Quest!!! live on twitch.tv/geeklyinc

About to be live on Twitch as a guest player showcasing the newest edition to the incredibly fun game, Drinking Quest by @jasonanarchy.bsky.social Come check us out at www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc And holy shit look at this custom character card @killurmonkeyart.bsky.social whipped up for me today!

it's 2 pm on thursday why aren't you on twitch watching the Wayward Shores stream happening now on twitch.tv/geeklyinc

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As a “weightlifting person” or whatever, it gets very frustrating how like 90% of available protein sources are essentially poison. So hitting your protein quota becomes a juggling game of micro dosing 6 different kinds of poison

I am truly stunned when I encounter people who still think they can “avoid politics” in their daily life & social relationships. Everything. Is. Political. From the coffee you drink to the sidewalks you walk on to your kids finger painting from school. Politics played a hand in all of it.

According to my 9yr old, the steak I cooked tonight is “bussin’”

A recap of the #SuperBowl Ads: 1. You should use A.I. 2. You’re fat 3. Please use A.I. 4. A surveillance state is actually a good thing, fyi 5. Pretty please use A.I. 6. Did we mention you’re fat? 7. Oh look! Minions! 8. For fucks sake! Use A.I.! Use it! Use is! A.I. is your new god now!!!!

Be the penguin. Climb that mountain.

Had a vivid dream last night where I was at a loud house party trying to get a board game started with 5 other willing participants despite the chaos around us. We managed to make space on the table, get it set up, & just as I finished explaining the rules & we were about to play… I woke up 😭

I love #Shrinking so much

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Never would I have been able to guess that a Switchfoot song would end up being the most prescient piece of music from my childhood. But observing the world around us as we millennials enter our 40s it very much literally feels like “we were meant to live for so much more but we lost ourselves…”

Idea: Savory French Toast Instead of adding like sugar, cinnamon, & vanilla to the egg mixture do something like salt, pepper, & paprika. Dip your bread in & fry it up like normal. Top with some Parmesan, maybe a little avocado

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Thanks, Pat! It's important to have HUGE BICEPS. It helps just about every aspect of one's life.

Drinking Quest is so fun! Also Jason is an absolutely delightful human being with biceps bigger than mine… what I’m saying it consider snagging yourself a copy of the latest edition!