Ok so cat born. Cat only eat cat food. For generations cat only eat cat food. Cat get bigger. Cat make new cats. Those cats only eat cat food. Cats are made of cat food. Furthermore, with sufficient technology, you could turn a bag of cat food into a cat. Discuss.

Goddamn Forza Horizon games HIT!

sandblasting a stranger’s tombstone so I can write my name on it

Got a used copy of Lost Magic for DS from goodwill and just blew away someone’s 20 year old save. That did not feel good.

So live right now!

NTE is a dogshit video game.

Canterbury Tales or WONTerbury Tales??

It really is the game of the year

Tomodachi Life is the best game.

PSA: The NASA stream is currently showing piss spraying into space. www.youtube.com/live/6RwfNBt...

Artemis II has begun its long journey to the soundstage they’re using as the moon.

Breaking: NASA finds evidence of cum on Mars

Need an app for tracking weight lifting if anyone has a recommendation

I will be playing my Echo the Dolphin on Gamegear with my backstash of batteries long after the grid drops. I cannot be forced to do SHIT.

This is a soccer game on the Turbografx. The way the cover is all blacked out makes the players look like centaurs because the front row doesn't make sense.

Empty night gym is the best gym.

Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar... www.scribd.com/document/100...

Finished MGS1-3. Can’t remember the last time I binged a series like this but damn MGS3 is so good.

the GameStop manager asked if I was the guy who came in last week and I said NO and he said are you sure and I said Yeah and he said okay and let me in and then I did the thing again

Doing find and replace on a physics research paper and swapping matter / antimatter for pasta / antipasta and yeah I know it’s spelled wrong

I hate that my brain knows how good I feel after working out but that doesn’t translate to wanting to do it before hand. The struggle.

Metal Gear 1 & 2 in the books. Definitely have more love for 2, but a much bigger appreciation for the series as a whole. #MetalGear #MSX #retrogaming

Playing Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake for MSX and I’m pretty sure this is a new all timer for me. It’s crazy how much more modern it feels than 1. A ton of MGS was just directly lifted from this game.

Going live now with my damn wheel!!

Stop complaining. If you don't like this country, leave. Got a broken tail light? Abandon your car by the side of the road. Toilet not flushing? Move out of your house. Never try to solve any problem, just give up

Looking for an OG switch that hasn’t been modded for my mom. Set her up with my OG which had been modded like….over a year ago and it got banned after a week of her having it. Don’t really want to get her another used one without knowing the history. HMU if you got one.

We did it. Next up is a 3 way between Super Mario 64, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and Stardew Valley with deathlink turned on. If one of us dies, we all die.

On the verge of actually finishing a coop randomizer. It’s a 3 way between Dark Souls 3, Factorio, and A Link to the Past / Super Metroid combined. Our Dark Souls player is definitely getting the short end of the stick. Any items are instantly equipped and cannot be unequipped.

IN BED LOOK AT PHONE!!!! IN BED LOOK AT PHONE!!!!

made my wife mad pausing this episode of House Hunters but lmao

Skyrim mod where the boy in the intro gets to stay outside to watch the soldiers and it changes the course of his life

we're live twitch.tv/gamecrimes

Setting: a fresh round of a game of Guess the Video Game Kids: What console is it on? Me: I'm not sure about newer versions but when I played it was on Sega. Kids: Huh?? Me: Sega Genesis? 8: Can I say the F word? Me: if you're not being mean with it, sure. 8: What the FUCK is a Sega Genesis?????

@atilano.bsky.social have you watched Gozyuger??? Apparently this is the first episode!

It’s cool if you’re like in talks for a movie deal so you don’t wanna show me

I have a theory that everyone has a lil guy they draw. When you doodle, even if you don’t do it very often, you’ve got a default lil guy. I want to see your lil guy!

It’s Tuesday and @dndpodcast.bsky.social is live upwards of 5 minutes early!! twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Finished ToQger and moved onto Carranger, which…. Is a different beast altogether.

This is peak.

Who do I gotta harass for a Super Sentai musou game?

Ressha Sentai ToQger doing grade A police work here.

Mr. President, they just hit the 2nd and a half men.

@megabonk.bsky.social niche as hell request but I’ve been playing megabonk on a CRT. Elements like the XP bar and the edge of the minimap get cut off by overscan. Any chance you could add a safe zone slider to nudge those elements inward someday?

I’ve spent my adult life chasing nostalgia, collecting the games/movies/shows/toys I wanted or loved as a kid. It never hits the same. But when I’m introducing it to my kids and I get to see them light up at the things that did that for me, it feels EXACTLY like it used to.

Introducing my 4 y.o. daughter to Power Rangers. Halfway through the first ep she goes “I love this SO much! Are there more episodes?” Oh, honey.

@kandowontu.bsky.social hey you planning adding rumble to Exploration Showcase?