I'd believe this was published today if the idea of anyone actually doing anything about dangerous driving wasn't so implausible.

Worth it, though

Prep time: 15 minutes Step 1: make approximately 80 tiny meatballs Fuck you

You know what? Fuck 2026. For real. It's still only FEBRUARY???? This whole year can go to hell.

I don't think I've even met Mr Feesh's coworker who occasionally sends recommendations home with him, but goddamn does she know me 😂

I had a biopsy today* and my child just cheerfully told me "you get the torn napkin because you have a hole in you" while getting ready for dinner. Thanks, kid, I really feel the love, the bedside manner just comes naturally to her I guess 😂

I know the response of 'you're causing irreversible harm to children's bodies!' to trans healthcare for kids comes from transphobia, plain and simple. But it's wild that the same people are never vocal about MUCH more common things that ACTUALLY cause irreversible harm. Take high school football...

My mother just texted me a photo of a printed paper copy of the ai results for a Google search for a question I sent her the answer to 8 hours ago Save me.

I can't believe they're taking She-Ra away from me without even revealing how the hell Adora got off that ice cliff at the end of Princess Prom. Sure, we got the universe saving lesbian kiss and all, but where's the REAL resolution??? 😭

All tuckered out after another fulfilling day of evil

Seriously, I had way more drama here when my kid wouldn't go to sleep because I didn't know Kevin Henkes' middle name. Gay was easy. Little kids are used to How The World Works being a mystery that parents explain, *everything* is new, it's the best time to teach them this stuff.

UPDATE: CUDDLES HAVE OCCURRED! 40 days is basically a week, right?

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

Sometimes every goddamn thing in life is a fucking mess but then you realize that you're getting that real good snowflake snow and you get to ignore it all for a few beautiful minutes.

If I have to listen to one more fucking comment from my mom about the (incredibly small) risk that this surgery might change how my nose looks because my nose is "so cute," I swear to fucking god I'm gonna ask the surgeon to make it bigger just to spite her. I WOULD ACTUALLY PREFER TO BREATHE, MOM.

In today's episode of Fun Medical Surprises, I went to the ENT to get the ball rolling on the "nose too fucked up" surgery I should have done 25 years ago and got an additional diagnosis of "nose too small." 😂 We're such a fucking stupid species.

Mr Feesh: What do you wanna watch? Me: I dunno, the only thing on my radar recently is the gay sex hockey show. Him: The what?? Me: The gay sex hockey show. Supposed to be a real compelling romance and also men fucking Him: Here's the remote, get it started!

My 10 year old just casually told me they committed me to making opera costumes for all of 5th grade and when I asked for clarification they *explained opera to me*

How many years of experience does it take an ADHD person to figure out that sharp metal is sharp? Not 43, apparently 🙄

If you ever find yourself lamenting that your Malort isn't Malorty enough, we have discovered that mixing it with this stuff makes Malort Squared. This experiment was significantly less rewarding than the foreign flour experiment.

I made 2 loaves of sourdough and 1 of them even tasted good, so I took the rational next step: standing in a grocery store aisle for 10 minutes attempting to translate Polish flour bags. It's looking really promising! Stand by to find out how successful my impromptu Polish lesson was 😂

Okay, fine, I was a little off because I underestimated just how evil Baby Catra would be. But look! She and Sea Hawk were Adjacent Without Chaos yesterday! And Melog still hasn't eaten her! So I was basically right.

Hi! You may have seen that my cat had to have surgery last month! Well she is recovering but we are still in the need of a little more help! I have included cat pics as bribery. gofund.me/1a9104a7e

I read a fic recently where the author had the perfect opportunity to off Shadow Weaver and they KEPT HER ALIVE INSTEAD, so now I'm feeling real motivated to continue this series to restore balance

I don't want to share any private space with a terf. They would violate my dignity because they don't mind their own business. I've said this before but I think now, more than ever, we should have separate rooms for them. Utter weirdos

Oh my god, it's bread inside!!! This whole process is so different from the regular yeast breads I've made, and very little of my bread baking experience was applicable. Being a beginner is so nerve wracking 😅 Also muffins, blueberry and chocolate chip! I'm glad stress baking is so delicious.

Baby's first sourdough! Dunno if it'll taste any good yet but I did not expect it to turn out so.... pointy 😂

Look at this fucking slacker, SLEEPING through Lesbian History 101 🙄

I had to explain why vampirism is inherently erotic to someone at book club today, what are the straights even DOING with their lives???

Looooonnnnnnnnng naps are so over, tiny naps are in.

Looooonnnnnnnnng nap

This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.

I don't think 8's teachers were quite ready for winter break to end 🤣

Every kitten needs a role model

Chocolate chip muffins and shortbread!

It's pure unfiltered middle aged excitement here - we finally got our new stove installed and I have a *double oven* to play with! Obviously the inaugural bake has to be two treats at the same time at different temps! Yeah, turns out every cookie recipe ever bakes at 350 🤦‍♀️

Excuse me, Catra!!!!

I need to move my leg so bad right now 😅😅😅😅😅

You ever try to draw something and the dimensions come out real fucking goofy? 😂

Hell yeah, the MOST auspicious start to the new year!

They're not cuddling yet, but I did catch Sea Hawk grooming Catra today (god, that sentence makes me suddenly regret every cat name choice we've ever made here)

Gonna ask my doctor which CPAP will get me this kind of sleep

Stealing seats and hearts

Baby Catra Cocoa Birdie Labubu Applesauce has been freed from solitary confinement! Sea Hawk is more curious than anything, she's ready to have fun being friends with friends. Melog is probably going to pee in my shoes tonight but I'm pretty confident she won't eat the kitten.

This recipe is written to make 14 cupcakes??? so I used the leftover batter in my tiny 4" cake pan because it's funnier than extra cupcakes, and now I have the silliest cake to enjoy at home! Water can for scale 😂

Good news: Another Catra Cocoa Birdie Labubu Applesauce Lastname picture!! Bad news: You have to actively ignore every one of my nose hairs to enjoy her 😅

Christmas cupcakes!

Merry Christmas! The new baby is settling in and after some rigorous debate from the kids, she's been named Catra Cocoa!

All hail the snowflake rat king!

Flipping off a cybertruck is so much less satisfying in mittens 😟