100% made one of these faces upon seeing today's purple Connections reveal

RiffTrax writer Zachary Shatzer has a new free newsletter riffing ancient public domain writing. Some 19th century writers have it coming, so give it a follow! substack.com/home/post/p-...

If you're like "my friend", this comes as great news!

Not only does Michael's work on both Twilight and The RiffTrax Experiments make for an insane coincidence, he almost certainly has the largest collection of moose antlers out of anyone on the set! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbfG...

This mystery, and the crowd response on the Patreon, prompted the normally level-headed Mike to hard boil an egg and record a video to respond to the haters, so you know its got to be a good one

is Toad okay after bricking?

My nephew's been walking for 2 weeks and is already dropping sick beats (sound on)

Lair of the White Worm (Stoker, 1911)

You Asked For It, Boggs

If we'd done the MST3K RiffTrax Experiments solely so that we could sell this shirt of Crow and Servo in classic 90s Bugs & Taz poses, it would have been worth it. Sign up at the UltraTraxian level on Patreon.com/rifftrax to get yours! Art by @matthebb.bsky.social

Upcoming RiffTrax movie seems to adhere to the laws of the Heathcliff universe, we can only hope that a Garbage Ape cameo is forthcoming

"Did you order the code red*???" *Making Miss Buxley less hot

Screen testing the new MST3K setup

So embarrassing when you happen to run into the guy whose face is on the shirt you are wearing!

This better not be about the Ham helmet

Awe inspiring dedication

JorDon Baker

Come on down to Noobtown and have yourself a time! Our second MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN episode just posted a week early for Patreon supporters! Enjoy it with a nice glass of Shadow God blood! www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

A nasally shriek, 'tis Staley you seek. But when harmonies swell, aye, that be Cantrell

Star Wars: lots of people hate it, and those are just its biggest fans. But even if you’re a casual Star Wars fan who can’t tell Jyn Erso from Jizz Wailing, you have to admit, it inspired a whole lot of crap. And we riffed it: www.rifftrax.com/hunks-of-junk

We're doing another Choose Your Own Adventure live read thru. It's a truly insane book this time, so we recruited the great John Hodgman to come read with us! This Thursday at 3PM eastern. More details here: www.patreon.com/posts/choose...

ME: Hey buddy, you've got a crazy look in your eye and you're licking your lips a lot, you're not planning on eating me, are you? THE ONLY OTHER GUY ON THIS TINY ROUND ISLAND WITH A SINGLE PALM TREE, DON "THE BUTTERBALL FUCKER" KIRKPATRICK: No

Let's get puppet-y! rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

Buckle up folks!!

These periodicals from an upcoming RiffTrax title may be the shot in the arm the dying print industry needs

The great Dan Deacon, who just scored Task on HBO and Venom: The Last Dance, joins us on 280 Mysteries to solve THE CASE OF THE SLEEPING DOG! Check it out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/143530...

An all new 280 Mysteries is up featuring special guest mystery solver JOEL MCHALE! A well dressed young boy is forced to strip by a bunch of knocknees. Hear the whole twisted tale on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/280-my... youtube.com/shorts/PQbvW...

What did RiffTrax fans think of RiffTrax Live: Timecop? Get tickets to see the show: rifftrax.com/timecop

Our 280 Mysteries episode with Jeopardy host @kenjennings.bsky.social is now available wherever you get your podcasts! Get The Complete Kennections, out on 7/29: amzn.to/4mTjVPN spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3DgG... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2... yt: youtu.be/66JleIAutoc?...

Was a real thrill to get to talk to Craig Finn on the podcast last week. Always wanted to ask him this question, then to have him sleuth out the solution to an Encyclopedia Brown mystery was icing on the cake. Whole ep is on the main 372 Pages feed wherever you listen youtube.com/shorts/rrxlZ...

Enjoy

The first episode of 280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back, our podcast where we attempt to solve bizarre Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, is now available wherever you get podcasts, in the regular 372 feed! 372pages.com/280-mysterie... youtu.be/XP0EJTA0hrE

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Also, we just posted a new 280 Mysteries episode featuring the Comics Curmudgeon @jfruh.bsky.social ! See if Josh's deep familiarity with the Slylock Fox-verse can help him solve an Encylopedia Brown mystery about the strangest and grossest collection ever: www.patreon.com/posts/280-my...

Was playing some mega man 6 to wile away the nervous energy and beat a boss and got this screen which i choose to interpret as a good omen

Unacceptable that "never having to see this guy's face again" failed to become the biggest issue of this election cycle

@davidjroth.bsky.social This may be old news to you but I hope you take great pride in the fact that this phrase is so Roth coded to me that I saw it and am here sharing it with you maybe 27 seconds later youtu.be/WG9Bg9VFYE0?...

Happy Halloween from the greatest author photo of all time

Heard it was the anniversary of the immortal "Cow Tools" Far Side. Coincidentally, one of the cow tools makes an appearance in the art for the RiffTrax we're releasing on Friday. A few more easter eggs in there as well. Poster by the great Lucas Antoniak.

New @rifftrax.bsky.social short from me and @seanthomason.bsky.social It's full of obsolete technology that rubes once thought was cutting edge PLUS it lets me link to this Kiki Stockhammer fan page which is horny in a geocities kinda way www.patswayne.com/kiki/ www.rifftrax.com/introducing-...

This line about 'high level standup fans' from an old interview with the trump rally comedian is actually legitimately funny. Like after you fill up your Comedy Knower punch card at Zanies they bring you to a secret room like in Scientology and give a Ted Talk on the nuances of George Floyd jokes

I have had the NES on for the past *mumbles an embarrassingly large number indistinctly* days and finally beat Castlevania 3. That is this week's existential evil vanquished, now time to take care of another next week.