We're doing another Choose Your Own Adventure live read thru. It's a truly insane book this time, so we recruited the great John Hodgman to come read with us! This Thursday at 3PM eastern. More details here: www.patreon.com/posts/choose...

ME: Hey buddy, you've got a crazy look in your eye and you're licking your lips a lot, you're not planning on eating me, are you? THE ONLY OTHER GUY ON THIS TINY ROUND ISLAND WITH A SINGLE PALM TREE, DON "THE BUTTERBALL FUCKER" KIRKPATRICK: No

Let's get puppet-y! rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

Buckle up folks!!

These periodicals from an upcoming RiffTrax title may be the shot in the arm the dying print industry needs

The great Dan Deacon, who just scored Task on HBO and Venom: The Last Dance, joins us on 280 Mysteries to solve THE CASE OF THE SLEEPING DOG! Check it out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/143530...

An all new 280 Mysteries is up featuring special guest mystery solver JOEL MCHALE! A well dressed young boy is forced to strip by a bunch of knocknees. Hear the whole twisted tale on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/280-my... youtube.com/shorts/PQbvW...

What did RiffTrax fans think of RiffTrax Live: Timecop? Get tickets to see the show: rifftrax.com/timecop

Our 280 Mysteries episode with Jeopardy host @kenjennings.bsky.social is now available wherever you get your podcasts! Get The Complete Kennections, out on 7/29: amzn.to/4mTjVPN spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3DgG... apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2... yt: youtu.be/66JleIAutoc?...

Was a real thrill to get to talk to Craig Finn on the podcast last week. Always wanted to ask him this question, then to have him sleuth out the solution to an Encyclopedia Brown mystery was icing on the cake. Whole ep is on the main 372 Pages feed wherever you listen youtube.com/shorts/rrxlZ...

Enjoy

The first episode of 280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back, our podcast where we attempt to solve bizarre Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, is now available wherever you get podcasts, in the regular 372 feed! 372pages.com/280-mysterie... youtu.be/XP0EJTA0hrE

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Also, we just posted a new 280 Mysteries episode featuring the Comics Curmudgeon @jfruh.bsky.social ! See if Josh's deep familiarity with the Slylock Fox-verse can help him solve an Encylopedia Brown mystery about the strangest and grossest collection ever: www.patreon.com/posts/280-my...

Was playing some mega man 6 to wile away the nervous energy and beat a boss and got this screen which i choose to interpret as a good omen

Unacceptable that "never having to see this guy's face again" failed to become the biggest issue of this election cycle

@davidjroth.bsky.social This may be old news to you but I hope you take great pride in the fact that this phrase is so Roth coded to me that I saw it and am here sharing it with you maybe 27 seconds later youtu.be/WG9Bg9VFYE0?...

Happy Halloween from the greatest author photo of all time

Heard it was the anniversary of the immortal "Cow Tools" Far Side. Coincidentally, one of the cow tools makes an appearance in the art for the RiffTrax we're releasing on Friday. A few more easter eggs in there as well. Poster by the great Lucas Antoniak.

New @rifftrax.bsky.social short from me and @seanthomason.bsky.social It's full of obsolete technology that rubes once thought was cutting edge PLUS it lets me link to this Kiki Stockhammer fan page which is horny in a geocities kinda way www.patswayne.com/kiki/ www.rifftrax.com/introducing-...

This line about 'high level standup fans' from an old interview with the trump rally comedian is actually legitimately funny. Like after you fill up your Comedy Knower punch card at Zanies they bring you to a secret room like in Scientology and give a Ted Talk on the nuances of George Floyd jokes

I have had the NES on for the past *mumbles an embarrassingly large number indistinctly* days and finally beat Castlevania 3. That is this week's existential evil vanquished, now time to take care of another next week.

New @rifftrax.bsky.social short from me and @seanthomason.bsky.social coming tomorrow!

Custom Halloween sign has arrived!

I am the guy in charge of keeping Moo Deng wet. I have not slept in six days. I subsist off of lettuce (also very wet) that was thrown at the hippo. They say they will kill my family, who I have not seen in six days, if she does not glisten for even a moment. Please send help.

Just posted a new 280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back with special guest @davidjroth.bsky.social of Defector.com Perfectly Sobolian mix of insane details and insane solution, check it out on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/113231...

The audiobook for The Naked Clone is now available on Amazon and Audible. Start your week with pegleggers, demons, duck wangs, and clones all beamed right into your ears! Amazon: amzn.to/3v4sZeI Audible: www.audible.com/pd/The-Naked...

Utah! Gimme two... Tickets to RiffTrax Live! Back our kickstarter and help our Point Break live show happen! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

@davidjroth.bsky.social Trying to remember the name of The Lawnmower Man by saying "a stephen king book where a man mowed some guy's lawn" www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qaS...

When you see the FedEx arrow for the first time

How nature says "Do not touch"

Here's what I did today

I love making ridiculous things like this for RiffTrax and was thrilled that @conorlastowka.bsky.social actually did the voice over! This movie somehow makes The Room look like Citizen Kane, so buy it??!

When you get the SD card out of the packaging

We finally wrap up the Teen Archaeologists adventures, and it's a joyous romp. Richard/Anthony gets punched. Please join us. We love you Larry & Denise. www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...

The one where Bluey and his son install porn "accountability software" on their phones

RIP to the Hitler Duck

uh, what the hell is going on on the monster cereal's homepage?

Was presented with an unexpected offer when I went to check out lane rates at our local bowling alley

Privileged to have been on earth to witness this www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgN4...

I have wanted to pull off this costume for a long time. Make your dreams a reality.

Most people don't know, but the movie version of The Wizard of Oz made substantial changes from the book. For example, in the book, when The Wizard says "Child, you cut me to the quick!" Dorothy responded "What the fuck are you talking about?"

The Astros should simply stop playing in seven game series where the road team wins every game