My last three homes were in CA, NYC and great state of NJ. And I’m proud of all three of their elections tonight. 🔥🇺🇸

Todd Glass’s nine night engagement at the NY Comedy Festival this week has one of greatest line ups of “Brought to you by” names ever. If you like stand up comedy at all, chances are very good one of your favorite comics wants you to see Todd Glass.

Just thought I’d look up one of my tv shows on Grokipedia. This is NOT at all the court case depicted in the show “Jury Duty.”

Of all the metaphors created to define the Trump era, he’s handed us two amazing ones on a silver platter this week. “Literally destroying the White House” and “dumping diarrhea on America” are real all-timers with staying power.

Over 100,000 peaceful protesters in NYC, and zero arrests — according to the NYPD. That’s how you do it. #nokings

On Saturday October 18th, I’m asking you to attend the No King’s March in your local communities. We have witnessed the increasing authoritarianism and its policies in our country. We dissent.

Who’s protesting this Saturday? Find an event near you at this link. www.mobilize.us/nokings/?

I’ve seen enough.

Christian is a great comedian (and an old friend) and I’m so glad his very useful music substack is getting noticed. www.spin.com/2025/10/chri...

I’m sure we can all agree and take comfort in the really important thing, which is, the Royals loved the show.

Hollywood stands up for free speech. I couldn’t sign up fast enough.

“No one’s going to tell me what gigs I shouldn’t do!” thought the rebel iconoclast comedian as he devoured the first heaping spoonful of a cake made of human feces to uproarious laughter from all those attending the party of a gazillionaire and notorious scat fetishist.

There is a festival running concurrently with the “Riyadh Comedy Festival” - called the “You Were Absolutely Right About These Comics, Eliza - They Are All Exactly Who You Thought They Were Festival”

As a lover of political satire (and a hater of fascists and pedophiles) I strongly endorse this! Thanks to The Onion, which continues to be a national treasure.

Here’s a tip: don’t take advice about a drug from someone who can’t pronounce the drug.

It’s days like today when I’m grateful almost no one trusts what the Republican President of the United States rants about incoherently.

No one’s talking about how great this has been for Celebrity Family Feud

26,000 YouTube views for Sinclair’s Charlie Kirk tribute special. Just for comparison, Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on any average Wednesday will get between two and four MILLION YouTube views. Right wing culture is fringe stuff. It is not American culture by any stretch.

So great that we took a comedian off the air so we could tone down the rhetoric.

Just remembering one of my favorite TV Funhouse sketches for some reason. youtu.be/LWr5SLg8hSE

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

JOINT STATEMENT: Hollywood Labor on Pulling of Jimmy Kimmel Live w/ @sagaftra.org @directorsguild.bsky.social @afm-union.bsky.social

Just saying, this sure looks like a damn good replacement for Disney+

David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.

Having grown up in the Reagan, Red Dawn and Rambo era of American politics, it always amazes me that the right wing's next great hero is really just an old queen always compaining about the host of the Oscars.

Calling all Guild members, labor allies and anyone who believes in a free country — Join us outside the entrance to ABC's offices at 7 Hudson Square (310 Hudson Street, Manhattan) TOMORROW at 12 PM ET to demand that ABC bring back Jimmy Kimmel Live! RSVP: wgaea.st/kimmel-rally

LOST writer-producer Damon Lindelof says he won’t work with Disney unless Kimmel js reinstated. I’m hearing other talent weighing similar pledges.

In fact they *are* allowed to do that.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

If affiliates think that Kimmel’s remarks are insensitive, they should turn on the TV sometime and hear what Donald Trump says.

I'd just like to unequivocally say that over the weekend, the MAGA gang were desperately trying to paint the killer as anything other than them.

Wait, I thought they said comedy was legal again.

Another day, another wonderful secret.

It’s pretty great that NYC’s Labor Day parade route went up 5th Avenue right past Trump Tower.

Of course these fascist dipshits miss the point and identify with Duvall’s unhinged perpetual warmonger character. Fascists can’t understand when they’re being made fun of.

RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle. "I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking." His left ear drops off.

I’m told we can upload our own gifs here now. Giving this a shot

My pitch: Comedy idols you can have for life

Congratulations MAGA. They restored the logo on that old fashioned restaurant you never go to because you’re never in the mood for breaded okra.

James Dobson has passed away and if you are so insensitive and uncharitable that you would speak ill of the dead before his body is cold in the ground I think you and I can be good friends.

Very proud that my small New Jersey town is joining the list of cities telling Pam Bondi where she can shove her unconstitutional and un-American threats.

Newsom is not my guy and I won’t be supporting him in a primary for, let’s say “podcast reasons.” But I do have to say, I’m 100% on board with today’s announcement. A very well thought out plan to fight fire with fire, while still appealing to our better angels.

I met Gene Simmons when I worked with him briefly on a pilot (I wrote a song that he sang! Long story…) Always was amused by his legendary “anything for $” hustle. But accepting a honor from this racist fascist is a bridge too far for me. He, and the band, have lost a lot of my respect.

This is how Twitter ends. Not with a bang but with a simper.

An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life

Very cool to see so many friends and colleagues lending their names to this important statement. Way to go WGA! deadline.com/2025/08/trum...

he’s on the roof, he’s on the epstein list, he’s on the combination roof and epstein list

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

Good morning this is all I have to contribute to the discourse