You know, I think I’ve had enough of the Pundits. Thanks for all the opinions, professional full-time opinion makers. The amateurs are doing just fine.

Look what someone did to the new Avengers trailer dyyyyying www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3hr2A6/

“The Revolution will not be pulled off the air by Bari Weiss, so Larry and David Ellison can curry favor for a media merger.”

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Can we please just skip ahead to the “Dancing With the Stars” phase of Bari Weiss’s career?

Bari Weiss is so ignorant of the news business, she’s probably also unaware of Betteridge's law of headlines: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

Someday the Kennedy Center will raise a lot of money by auctioning off the privilege of crowbarring letters off that building.

Here's an "answer" that is also a lie. I'm not sure what the point is when the press interviews liars to ask if they are lying.

I want just one Trump supporter to explain to me how a drug price was cut 600%. Is the drug now free AND when you order it, the company just gives you five times the original cost of the drug in cash?? He's stupid and he thinks we're all stupid too.

This is a true cinematic discovery for MST3k fans. Bluesky really does have the juice.

At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.

The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.

This is the stuff. Bravo @mikedrucker.bsky.social!

My last three homes were in CA, NYC and great state of NJ. And I’m proud of all three of their elections tonight. 🔥🇺🇸

Todd Glass’s nine night engagement at the NY Comedy Festival this week has one of greatest line ups of “Brought to you by” names ever. If you like stand up comedy at all, chances are very good one of your favorite comics wants you to see Todd Glass.

Just thought I’d look up one of my tv shows on Grokipedia. This is NOT at all the court case depicted in the show “Jury Duty.”

Of all the metaphors created to define the Trump era, he’s handed us two amazing ones on a silver platter this week. “Literally destroying the White House” and “dumping diarrhea on America” are real all-timers with staying power.

Over 100,000 peaceful protesters in NYC, and zero arrests — according to the NYPD. That’s how you do it. #nokings

On Saturday October 18th, I’m asking you to attend the No King’s March in your local communities. We have witnessed the increasing authoritarianism and its policies in our country. We dissent.

Who’s protesting this Saturday? Find an event near you at this link. www.mobilize.us/nokings/?

I’ve seen enough.

Christian is a great comedian (and an old friend) and I’m so glad his very useful music substack is getting noticed. www.spin.com/2025/10/chri...

I’m sure we can all agree and take comfort in the really important thing, which is, the Royals loved the show.

Hollywood stands up for free speech. I couldn’t sign up fast enough.

“No one’s going to tell me what gigs I shouldn’t do!” thought the rebel iconoclast comedian as he devoured the first heaping spoonful of a cake made of human feces to uproarious laughter from all those attending the party of a gazillionaire and notorious scat fetishist.

There is a festival running concurrently with the “Riyadh Comedy Festival” - called the “You Were Absolutely Right About These Comics, Eliza - They Are All Exactly Who You Thought They Were Festival”

As a lover of political satire (and a hater of fascists and pedophiles) I strongly endorse this! Thanks to The Onion, which continues to be a national treasure.

Here’s a tip: don’t take advice about a drug from someone who can’t pronounce the drug.

It’s days like today when I’m grateful almost no one trusts what the Republican President of the United States rants about incoherently.

No one’s talking about how great this has been for Celebrity Family Feud

26,000 YouTube views for Sinclair’s Charlie Kirk tribute special. Just for comparison, Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on any average Wednesday will get between two and four MILLION YouTube views. Right wing culture is fringe stuff. It is not American culture by any stretch.

So great that we took a comedian off the air so we could tone down the rhetoric.

Just remembering one of my favorite TV Funhouse sketches for some reason. youtu.be/LWr5SLg8hSE

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

JOINT STATEMENT: Hollywood Labor on Pulling of Jimmy Kimmel Live w/ @sagaftra.org @directorsguild.bsky.social @afm-union.bsky.social

Just saying, this sure looks like a damn good replacement for Disney+

David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.

Having grown up in the Reagan, Red Dawn and Rambo era of American politics, it always amazes me that the right wing's next great hero is really just an old queen always compaining about the host of the Oscars.

Calling all Guild members, labor allies and anyone who believes in a free country — Join us outside the entrance to ABC's offices at 7 Hudson Square (310 Hudson Street, Manhattan) TOMORROW at 12 PM ET to demand that ABC bring back Jimmy Kimmel Live! RSVP: wgaea.st/kimmel-rally

LOST writer-producer Damon Lindelof says he won’t work with Disney unless Kimmel js reinstated. I’m hearing other talent weighing similar pledges.

In fact they *are* allowed to do that.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

If affiliates think that Kimmel’s remarks are insensitive, they should turn on the TV sometime and hear what Donald Trump says.

I'd just like to unequivocally say that over the weekend, the MAGA gang were desperately trying to paint the killer as anything other than them.

Wait, I thought they said comedy was legal again.

Another day, another wonderful secret.

It’s pretty great that NYC’s Labor Day parade route went up 5th Avenue right past Trump Tower.

Of course these fascist dipshits miss the point and identify with Duvall’s unhinged perpetual warmonger character. Fascists can’t understand when they’re being made fun of.

RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle. "I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking." His left ear drops off.