Chris Regan
@chrisregan.bsky.social
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Noted comedy nobody
Is it too late to send out holiday cards?
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No one under 50 gets your āwelcome back kotterā Epstein joke and no over over 50 thinks itās funny.
2 days ago
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They host childrenās beauty pageants in the Harrisburg, PA area.
3 days ago
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Trump is giving a speech at 9PM to prove he can stay up that late.
4 days ago
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There used to be slow news days when nothing shitty happened.
7 days ago
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310 lbs to Yuma
8 days ago
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āThe Totally Staged Assassination Attempt on Donald Trump by the Patsy Thomas Crooks.ā
8 days ago
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Best news Iāve read all week.
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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Iāll assume Udo Kier is enjoying hell.
28 days ago
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Hooray! It's "Everyone's A Turkey Expert" season! Quit telling me what to do, Alton Brown!
28 days ago
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The best way to avoid politics at thanksgiving is to never ever sit at a table again with your MAGA relatives for the rest of your life.
30 days ago
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Just trying to get to the bottom of this: did Clinton pee on Trump?
about 1 month ago
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Where are you guys reading that Trump blew Clinton?
about 1 month ago
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Iād say twice a month.
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about 1 month ago
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Is Fettermanās floor ok?
about 1 month ago
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Team Fall
about 1 month ago
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Has Cuomo shipped his nipple bolts to Miami yet?
about 2 months ago
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Satan ignores deferrals.
about 2 months ago
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Iām tired of foreigners taking our marathon-winning jobs!
about 2 months ago
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Did ICE nab anyone in the Dodgers parking lot?
about 2 months ago
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2 months ago
If you would like, in appropriately polite and measured tones, to tell McCrery Architects what you think about their work, their contact information is at:
www.mccreryarchitects.com
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Losers at the 1936 Berlin Ozempics
2 months ago
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āDonāt make fun of fat racists!ā āDonāt make fun of Mitch McConnellās age!ā āDonāt make fun of ā oops. We lost another election.ā
2 months ago
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Racist Botero sculpture
2 months ago
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Happy birthday John Lennon. You were horny!
2 months ago
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Wrong Kennedy, God.
2 months ago
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If the saudis chop off Louis CKās hands he might not get into trouble again.
3 months ago
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The Saudis are gonna be bummed when they discover Jeff Ross doesnāt literally roast people.
3 months ago
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Good luck getting a laugh outta Saudis.
3 months ago
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When he dies I will kiss a nurse in Times Square.
3 months ago
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Now that Elon has been revealed as a pedo in addition to being a Nazi progressive Tesla owners will have to add another witty bumper sticker instead of selling.
3 months ago
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Oh no! Trump is going after the guy who torpedoed Clintonās presidential campaign? Boy, he got us! (Heās really bad at fascism.)
3 months ago
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Maybe no more discussing the Kennedys with the āroyaltyā crap anymore?
3 months ago
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I wish you twats at Whole Foods would stop backing into parking spaces. Letās unite!
3 months ago
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Now that ICE wonāt be allowed to wear masks in California we can finally see how hot they arenāt!
3 months ago
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I like it when a man who sounds like a belt sander and looks like a cardboard box fished out of a pond shares his thoughts about our health.
4 months ago
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āArmaniā was a New York Times crossword clue today. Somebody check on Esai Morales and/or Brian Eno!
4 months ago
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Thanks again, Oprah!
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4 months ago
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Who knew Florida even had schools?!
4 months ago
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How long will I go to prison if I fashion an American flag into hot pants?
4 months ago
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āā¦in a little doll house. Where Iām occasionally terrorized by the cat.ā
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
He might need to release the Epstein files to distract from the Russia summit
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āHulk, Iād like you to meet Gawker.ā ā Satan, just now
5 months ago
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Oh no. Just yesterday Hulkster was alive and well and a total fascist!
5 months ago
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In 2010 I shot something w/ Ozzy for a late night show & the bit ended with him yelling SHARON! He was very kind but seemed rather frail yet when it came time to bellow āSharon?ā Iāve never heard a human being create that much volume. I had to cover my ears. He was THAT loud! Totally amazing. RIP
5 months ago
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There are more photos of Trump and Epstein together than I have of me and my dad.
5 months ago
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Next week Epsteinās gonna be on a stamp.
5 months ago
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He also loves that heās turned America into āBrazil.ā
5 months ago
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āAs part of the Trump administrationās plan to dismantle government at behest of Vladimir Putinā¦ā
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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I hope every member of ICE gets bile duct cancer. I donāt know what that entails, exactly, but it sounds awful.
6 months ago
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