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Losers at the 1936 Berlin Ozempics

“Don’t make fun of fat racists!” “Don’t make fun of Mitch McConnell’s age!” “Don’t make fun of — oops. We lost another election.”

Racist Botero sculpture

Happy birthday John Lennon. You were horny!

Wrong Kennedy, God.

If the saudis chop off Louis CK’s hands he might not get into trouble again.

The Saudis are gonna be bummed when they discover Jeff Ross doesn’t literally roast people.

Good luck getting a laugh outta Saudis.

When he dies I will kiss a nurse in Times Square.

Now that Elon has been revealed as a pedo in addition to being a Nazi progressive Tesla owners will have to add another witty bumper sticker instead of selling.

Oh no! Trump is going after the guy who torpedoed Clinton’s presidential campaign? Boy, he got us! (He’s really bad at fascism.)

Maybe no more discussing the Kennedys with the “royalty” crap anymore?

I wish you twats at Whole Foods would stop backing into parking spaces. Let’s unite!

Now that ICE won’t be allowed to wear masks in California we can finally see how hot they aren’t!

I like it when a man who sounds like a belt sander and looks like a cardboard box fished out of a pond shares his thoughts about our health.

“Armani” was a New York Times crossword clue today. Somebody check on Esai Morales and/or Brian Eno!

Thanks again, Oprah!

Who knew Florida even had schools?!

How long will I go to prison if I fashion an American flag into hot pants?

“…in a little doll house. Where I’m occasionally terrorized by the cat.”

He might need to release the Epstein files to distract from the Russia summit

“Hulk, I’d like you to meet Gawker.” — Satan, just now

Oh no. Just yesterday Hulkster was alive and well and a total fascist!

In 2010 I shot something w/ Ozzy for a late night show & the bit ended with him yelling SHARON! He was very kind but seemed rather frail yet when it came time to bellow “Sharon?” I’ve never heard a human being create that much volume. I had to cover my ears. He was THAT loud! Totally amazing. RIP

There are more photos of Trump and Epstein together than I have of me and my dad.

Next week Epstein’s gonna be on a stamp.

He also loves that he’s turned America into “Brazil.”

“As part of the Trump administration’s plan to dismantle government at behest of Vladimir Putin…”

I hope every member of ICE gets bile duct cancer. I don’t know what that entails, exactly, but it sounds awful.

Hey @booker.senate.gov there’s an article here about your buddy!

I don’t know why I’m mentioning this but I saw Oasis at their first gig in the USA in 1994 at Wetlands in NYC. Anyway have a good day.

nicolae ceausescu

Thoughts and prayers to republican voters with tubes up their noses.

Congrats to Jeff Bezos on meeting his wedding guests for the very first time.

Every time Tom Cruise is wearing a helmet in the new mission impossible he looks like Bruno Kirby.

I’m beginning to think with a little imagination and acknowledgment that politics had changed somewhat Biden might have been able to get rid of Louis DeJoy.

Congrats to Tom Homan’s family!

Cuomo sadly removes thrown hat from ring, puts ring through nipple. (That old weirdo has pierced nips!)

My family were very pro-Mario Cuomo when I was growing up. Was he a jackoff too?

Another thing about Andrew Cuomo— he’s 67. That’s enough.

Andrew Cuomo’s nipples are flying at half mast, thanks to the weird iron bolts the 67 year old man has punched into them.

This will be lucid.

From all the photos I’ve seen of these ICE goons they all need to go up a size in their khakis.

I read The NY Times review for 28 Years Later and have no idea if they liked it or not.

Can’t believe they took the Minnesota shooter alive!

Liam Neeson is 11 years older than Leslie Nielsen was when he appeared in the first “Naked Gun” movie.

Why was the Calgon “ancient Chinese secret” lady trying to embarrass her husband and destroy his business?

Anwar Sadat had more successful military parades.

Trump is now gonna go home and blow out all his catheters.