Man goes to doctor. Says he's doctor. Says man seems man and doctor. Says he feels all man in a doctor woOow. Doctor says, "suUus. Treatment is clown. Great cloctor Papacicci is in man tonight. Go and feel him. That should doctor you up." Clown bursts into man. Says, "But Papa...I am clown."

@marzgurl.com lmfao

Never enough

There are no - absolutely zero - “legitimate” concerns about trans people in any context. THAT is the only correct answer. The entire trans panic is made-up garbage. THAT is the only thing Democrats should be pushing. Anything less is unacceptable.

t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.

the thing about moral panics is they aren't about moral panics. it's about community control and rampant bigotry. censorship is a tool of fascists, those who purity police are fascists, and if your disgust agrees with their mission more than the right for fiction to gross you out, you are a fascist

Funniest lie ever told by Visa wrt the itch.io situation. Holy shit. I think I got this response because I wrote with no script. I described my concerns, noting that I read the Wired article and spoke about how I work for a company that also sells vices and how this is concerning. Keep calling.

i’m not going to accept any statement on the “steep environmental cost” of air conditioning while countries are backtracking on their climate goals to keep powering AI

The number of Republicans and people "of faith" in the *conservative* Christian/Christian nationalist community that are and have in the past been revealed to have raped/abused kids or use child pornography is truly vast. It's like the entire GOP exists to hide a galaxy-sized pedophile ring.

Every time trans people ask "do you think they'll stop at this?" you need to immediately take it seriously. Remember when they said evangelicals and terfs won't stop at trans athletes? all queer people were on the chopping block, they just started with the easiest target.

These are the creatures telling you that your art is immoral. These are the vermin trying to tell you what it is and is not acceptable for you to consume.

Roxy has a point here and I’ve been thinking this for a few weeks but literally after they get rid of the sex and queer stuff it’s gonna be horror next because these people consider it a degenerate form of media. Then you can just expect basically all outsider art to go away. That’s the docket.

“Please send us emails instead” means “we can put key words from your script on our corporate spam filter and ignore you, but calls shut down our entire contact infrastructure” Keep fucking calling.

LMAO I called Visa’s customer support service - the guy on the other line was like “are you ALSO calling about the video game payment processing? Please send us emails instead.” Keep up the calls, folks, we’re definitely gumming up their works

Till next time, everybody! HULK HOGAN'S DEAD! *1up noise*

It's so fitting Hogans last appearance was him getting booed out of a building while everyone felt bad for Jimmy Hart by association

there will always be a fight and you can be a part of it. i urge all of my friends and followers based in the US to sign this ACLU petition to protect artists and sex workers trying to make a living. action.aclu.org/petition/mas...

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how nice to live in a world where there's no genocide in gaza and no fascism in the united states and the worst thing that could possibly happen is that college students call you rude names and you get a national newspaper column to share these very important opinions with the world

Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

There is no such thing as "elevated horror", the term is only used by people who are embarrassed for some reason that they enjoyed a horror movie and feel the need to signal that they usually don't enjoy horror movies.

I want to make an oc that I become absolutely obsessed with and draw art of them and fawn over them 24/7

I think a lot about how much of the bullshit going on can be tied to the fact that the democratic party not only actively loathes its voter base and doesn't want to do what they say in exchange for votes, but also reacts to their demands for change and growth with anger and venomous scorn

There’s a cure for the male loneliness epidemic and it involves being unapologetically weird.

GenAI has created a John Carpenter's The Thing situation where nobody can trust what they see and everyone is hyper-paranoid and testing each other's blood.

*solid snake voice* goo-goo babies?

We need to make admitting this embarrassing

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I don't post my Patreon as often as I should, but for a $1 a month you can see vlogs with a bunch of content from my clown game! It's a tip-jar styled Patreon that needs to be rebranded to be about my game dev journey. (Previously it was for my YouTube channel)

Send me a dollar for my birthday. It’ll be a really funny prank. venmo.com/u/lividlylily

Great thread. Dipshits who “did their own research” & “just have questions” pop up in SO MANY areas of health (“Have you tried going gluten free for your Crohn’s” “I heard adhd is actually a Trauma Response”) but it’s only been concertedly & violently politicized regarding gender care. I WONDER WHY…

Extremely rich people think they have a right to everything they f***ing want, but city parks belong to everyone. Denny Blaine is a living queer historical site in Seattle. Sign & maybe send a stern email to Judge Samuel Chung. Let them know we see what's happening here.

I'm so sick of these gaslighting op-eds. They recur like clockwork specifically because rich turds with agendas hire out PR firms to get this shit "placed" to make it appear like there's popular interest in it. See also those articles about creepy "pronatalist" couples. It's all just marketing

Today is International Non-Binary People's Day.

Dr. Teeth

Ok so when Microsoft was making the first Xbox I was doing Flash ads for them and they had an 800 page brand standards binder and when I used a green that was, and I quote, 6% off, I got my ass chewed out. Fucking losers now. Have some goddamn self respect.

aww did Darcy steal Joe Bob's thunder??? 😂😂😂 #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

anytime someone mentions the Benicio Del Toro Wolfman movie I think of the "the doggy was wearing a shirt" Patron Oswalt bit 😂 #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

what the fuck does "be a big girl's blouse" mean please I am a stupid American #mutantfam #thelastdrivein

DOG SOLDIERS DOG SOLDIERS #mutantfam #thelastdrivein