I’m not a bitch who is afraid of bugs. At the same time, nothing gives me worse anxiety attacks than a) coming across a bug I’ve never seen before in b) my comfort places like home, my bed, the sofa, etc.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch (The Taste You Can See) is a model cat. Beautiful 10/10, has never done anything wrong in her life.

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Not me showing Agatha All Along to a friend and then me ending up sobbing at episode 7 AGAIN.

It's with a heavy heart and great sadness that I must announce that I'm awake

I had a dream that I was at a ren faire trying to find an outfit because it was freezing…but the cheapest thing I could find was a $900 head scarf. I woke up cold. I live in Texas. It isn’t cold. Dream shit is weird and cool.

My husband, who hates pumpkin, will always point out pumpkin stuff in the store during this time of year so I can have it. I don’t indulge as much as I used to but it warms my heart. Little things.

Looked up my birthday funko. What a great day to be alive.

Does anyone I know own a button making machine?

I’m in the constant state of needing a sweet treat.

I was in a car accident today with three other cars. Everything considered, I’m pretty lucky. I was the only car actually able to drive away from the accident and I had dashcam footage that majorly helped sort shit out. (1/2)

Rewatching Agatha All Along and I miss my problematic gays. Like, the beginning? Before Agatha broke out of the spell? Freaking Rio smiling just chilling with her…like they’re just normal. Drinking beer and eating pizza. But it can’t last long because once Agatha gets her memories back… 😭

I feel bad that I think it’s adorable that my cat will leave me lizards and moles at my front door. Like, is she calling me a bad hunter? Maybe. But more importantly, she considers me part of her family and wants to take care of me. Do I LIKE dead animals? No. I just know it’s cat love language.

Me: Did you know everyone hates you? Also me: I actually don’t think that’s true. Me: But have you ASKED everyone if they hated you today? Also me: SHIT FAM.

Me: What do you want for your birthday? My husband: The love of a wife. Me: That’s stupid.

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I feel like I am constantly being gaslit by society into thinking my communication isn’t clear and transparent. I am always striving to be better, so I ask for feedback when aplicable(sp?). It just drives me nuts as a neurodivergent bitch.

Ugh I want to brush up on my Spanish because I truly only know food and tourism Spanish. Where are we learning shit that isn’t Duolingo again?

"I need to stop calling my child 'girly pop' because I think she believes that's her name." -My Coworker

Look at my dog eating a pup cup.

If anyone semi local are interested in either of these two, let me know. I know someone who is selling them. I actually think Sandman is stunning…but I’m trying to calm down with this series of SkullPandas.

"How you die does not redeem how you lived." This is good.

Have you ever been SO hungry but SO bored at the concept of food and feeding yourself? Like ugh, this? AGAIN?

You’re allowed not to have empathy or feel conflicted when someone dies. Compassion has limits and you do not manufacture sorrow to someone who caused you or your community pain while they were alive. It isn’t cruel to not be sad. It’s human.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

ko-fi.com/s/adf5fd7cf6 finally put this up for sale in my ko-fi. Any shares are super helpful!! I need to update the picture of the ears but wanted to have SOMETHING.

During Covid, I contemplated opening an onlyfans…but either being REALLY weird with it or doing something completely off the wall. Like, it’d start off with really classy looking feet pics but then you start noticing stuff in the background. Surprise, my onlyfans is an analog horror.

This is in the DFW area, and here is the link to adopt/foster him: petlover.petstablished.com/pets/share/2...

Goodnight.

Teef

I often talk about the time that @skullpixl.bsky.social put our butts together and farted. We thought it’d be such a funny haha moment. However, their fart absolutely dominated my fart. That moment haunts my dreams.

I am a bitch that loves to dress her children up in Halloween costumes. And by children, I mean pets. I know what I want Cinnamon to be this year (vampire). I keep to get a boxer costume for Scully, but never get lucky. She doesn’t like a lot of costume parts, so I have to strategically plan hers.

As someone who has been very used to being the youngest (or one of the youngest) in the friend group…it is throwing me completely off to suddenly be the oldest in new friend groups. I have no idea what this says about me.

Having a body is so deeply uncomfortable.

I think I've mentioned this before, but the cat we adopted from the streets (and still spends some time outside because she's been hard to potty train) comes running when we call her name. We have formed such a profound connection with her.

People who don't finish their french fries are so important because then they let me eat their french fries

This is, weirdly enough, one of my favorite songs in Phantom….due in large part to the fact I ran sound for our production and this was the only time I could sit back and largely enjoy the show.

I sometimes want to start a “shark fan” account. Like, you post some cool art about sharks? Reposted. Find a cool pic of a shark? Posting that shit. Learn a cool shark fact? SCREAM IT. I have no cool shark puns or shark names to name this account. Or ideas where to host it. I just like sharks.

I’m so pissed off because I’m pretty sure I have food poisoning or a bug? My body is rejecting food and I’m getting dizzy at this point. Is it the worst thing I’ve ever felt? No…but it’s inconvenient enough in pain where I’m just mad and grumpy.

Don’t do this to me.

This is me.

Me at every new job: Do not mention astrology or Degrassi. Also me at every new job: *almost immediately mentions astrology AND Degrassi*

If y’all ever were into the Hunger Games…please read or listen to Sunrise on the Reaping. It is easily my favorite book of the series. In my opinion, it is 10X more tragic and horrific than any of the other books.

I woke up and immediately started having a minor anxiety attack. This is going to be a great day.

I can’t tell if it is 1) the weather, 2) my chronic illness/medication, 3) the stores around here/my area, 4) my age, or 5) a secret fifth thing…but I can’t stand to go shopping in the summer. The AC can’t keep me cool and I often find myself overheating often. Does anyone else have this problem?

My husband won’t see kpop demon hunters with me on the big screen. Or the little screen. 🥲

I somehow always end up on the side of TikTok that feels entitled. to have alcohol at weddings. These people feel that because they spent money attending your wedding, they should at least get a free bar from it. As someone who had a dry wedding, I do heavily disagree.

Man, they sold out of the SkullPanda I wanted in under a minute. I almost checked out too 🥲.

I love listening to my cat snore.